Why is the mechanic so depressed? - Please read OP.

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How can we help the depressed mechanic?

  • We should promote him. (Chief Mechanic/Team Leader)

    Votes: 88 16.9%

  • He is a material guy. Let`s give him a pay raise.

    Votes: 48 9.2%

  • He needs professional help. Only Dr. House (his pills) can help.

    Votes: 41 7.9%

  • Find him a girl and he will screw (bolts!!!) with a smile on his face.

    Votes: 213 40.9%

  • He`s lost. Take away his air pressure wrench and give him a 45 Magnum.

    Votes: 131 25.1%
  • Total voters
    521
He wanted to work on a Bugatti Veyron, slapping 2 more turbos and increase the engine's displacement by 1 full liter. But the Veyron is not Premium, so it will never appear in that cutscene.
 
He's a 1997 Toyota Supra owner, but has to make do with his car being a standard model, instead of a premium like the 1990. "Why, Kaz? Why...?"

Or perhaps he still can't get over the fact that his race-exhaust-equipped Corvette sounds like a Japanese V6.
 
He used to be a hobby beekeeper, but one day, many years ago, all his bees flew away. Since this day, he never kept another bee and walks with his head down in depression.
 
masterplan
He used to be a hobby beekeeper, but one day, many years ago, all his bees flew away. Since this day, he never kept another bee and walks with his head down in depression.
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What? Beekeeper? One of the most disturbing explanations. :confused::lol::crazy::ouch:

Beekeeper with helmet...
beekeeper.jpg
 
"Why is the mechanic so depressed?"

Because every 🤬 day he comes home and his 🤬 wife has driven the 🤬 car 30 🤬 miles with the 🤬 oil light on again....🤬! ;)
 
Because he knew the car under the tarp on the original Gran Turismo's cover. But then he forgot.
 
He's longing for the Dacia Sandero to be in that garage.

No Ferrari or TVR will heal his broken heart.
Day after day the Sandero eludes him, he simply can't take it any more and has given up all hope and joy.
 
Every day is bleak. Colorless. Redundant. Living in a world of white. White buildings. White roads. White Honda CR-Vs. Nothing but white Honda CR-Vs.

So tell me.

Every day you spend 10 seconds looking at a Scuderia. Or a TVR. Bright and colorful. Does it make you happy? No. Because in 10 seconds "GT Mode" will be selected, you job will be through, and you will be forced to return to the world of white, driving nothing but white Honda CR-Zs, dreaming of the bright red Ferrari that is your daily 10 second break from hell.

Would you torture yourself with that 10 second look? Or would you hang your head in hopeless depression?

Contemplate.
 
Good News my moapy glove chewing Emo Mechanic... its the new Dacia Sandero.

Cut to previously sulky Mechanic doing some acrobatic flick flacks down the full length of the pit lane...
 
Ryk
Good News my moapy glove chewing Emo Mechanic... its the new Dacia Sandero.

Cut to previously sulky Mechanic doing some acrobatic flick flacks down the full length of the pit lane...
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I think this is more than appropriate -skip to 26 seconds-


I think it's pretty obvious who the second mechanic is in this situation :lol:
 


This isn't an ordinary Mechanic dance.

This is the dance of a Mechanic who has just seen the new Dacia Sandero.

Note the six layer fireproof underdaks.
 
He's obviously depressed because we keep talking about how depressed he looks. :sly:
Either that or he's realized he could've had a V8(!)
 
UrieHusky
He's longing for the Dacia Sandero to be in that garage.

No Ferrari or TVR will heal his broken heart.
Day after day the Sandero eludes him, he simply can't take it any more and has given up all hope and joy.
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So basically, the mechanic is James May? That might be possible... :lol:
 

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