World History According to Student Bloopers

[cardude2004]

I got this today from my World History teacher. It is a history of the world according to a bunch of student bloopers from essays. It is actually quite funny. If you don't read the whole thing, you should at least read the beginning.




Here it is.



Edit: I typed up the document and made it into a PDF. The file is no longer a scan. I hope it is clearer.​

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[DuckRacer]

I got this today from my World History teacher. It is a history of the world according to a bunch of student bloopers from essays. It is actually quite funny. If you don't read the whole thing, you should at least read the beginning.

Here it is.​

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[xcsti]

That thing has crashed my firefox twice in a row. And now it crashed my explorer.

Mind cutting and pasting it so that I can see a bit?

 

[ceiling_fan]

Works fine for me.

 

[xcsti]

My comp is more than a bit screwy, I'll try it again later after restarting.

 

[cardude2004]

I have been able to open it on 4 different computers. It works fine for me.

 

[Carl.]

"In onion there is strenght"



Good find

xcsti - we can't copy-paste since it's a scan, you need to sort out your acrobat reader issues... but it's well worth it.

 

[unsanctified]

It's very unclear, I can hardly read it.

 

[stumpydino]

a myth is a female moth

 

[Touring Mars]

That's the funniest thing I've read in ages! Brilliant... ... and alot of stuff I didn't know, like "Franklin died in 1700, and is still dead..."

 

[cardude2004]

"In onion there is strenght"



Good find

xcsti - we can't copy-paste since it's a scan, you need to sort out your acrobat reader issues... but it's well worth it.

I liked it a lot too. I didn't "find" it, I got it from my teacher as something to look at because there was nothing we could do. Now School is Out!

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

Here is one of my favorite things, but there are also many other good lines in this that I enjoy.


Edit: I typed up the document and made it into a PDF. The file is no longer a scan. I hope it is clearer.

PDF Format -
Angelfire or 2AND2

DOC Format -
Angelfire or 2AND2

RFT Format -
Angelfire - 2AND2