World Motorsport Association

[cnd01]

1472-6118-4216-8218-0541

I opened the room early. The actual photoshoot isn't for another 45 minutes.

 

[NizmoDr3]

A group 5 style series. Interesting... I think any series that fields 16 cars every week will work honestly. We just need drivers. I would definitely run that series if it fit my schedule.

Well Bankfin is showing strong signs so far

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I opened the room early. The actual photoshoot isn't for another 45 minutes.

After... failing to come up with an off-topic "joking" name for someone, I ended up calling someone, (again, jokingly) a dirndl. Following in this tradition:


YOU DIRNDL! Why did you make the ITCC late? His royal Mitsubishi-named highness was not impressed!

Well Bankfin is showing strong signs so far

This^ is true.

 

[NizmoDr3]

DIRNDL??? wtf???????????

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

DIRNDL??? wtf???????????

Well, I can think of worse things than holding breasts all day.

 

[NizmoDr3]

Doing that is a pleasure not a bad thing ...

 

[kk20]

Doing that is a pleasure not a bad thing ...

Haha..

 

[cnd01]

I might make the practice for the Bankfin this week. I will be in the bimmer.

 

[NizmoDr3]

I might make the practice for the Bankfin this week. I will be in the bimmer.

Wrong thread bud ... but it's not a practice, it's the first race of the season ...

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Wrong thread bud ... but it's not a practice, it's the first race of the season ...

This^ explains the anticipation.

 

[cnd01]

Wrong thread bud ... but it's not a practice, it's the first race of the season ...

It was the wrong thread Sorry. I was referring to the practice before the race. Qualifying would have been more applicable.

 

[NizmoDr3]

miscommunication ...

 

[cnd01]

miscommunication ...

That's yet another failure in communication by cnd01. Remember I am from Alabama I am supposed to be slow by the stereotype

 

[NizmoDr3]

That's yet another failure in communication by cnd01. Remember I am from Alabama I am supposed to be slow by the stereotype

And only able to turn left

 

[cnd01]

And only able to turn left

That's funny stuff right there

 

[anirishnirvana]

That's yet another failure in communication by cnd01. Remember I am from Alabama I am supposed to be slow by the stereotype

By what I've heard, most of those sentences should have been censored D:

 

[NizmoDr3]

That's funny stuff right there

Just pulling your leg bud ...

 

[cnd01]

Just pulling your leg bud ...

Yea Yea Yea just keep blowing your vuvuzela.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Yea Yea Yea just keep blowing your vuvuzela.

That thing. About as stereotypical as a drunk guy in Alabama with a shotgun. You believe in stereotypes a lot, don't you, C?

 

[NizmoDr3]

Yea Yea Yea just keep blowing your vuvuzela.

I'll blow straight down your damn ear

That thing. About as stereotypical as a drunk guy in Alabama with a shotgun. You believe in stereotypes a lot, don't you, C?

But I thought C doesn't drink?

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

But I thought C was still too young to drink?

Hmmm, avoiding being a bit "direct," about a person's age and background, that's not given on his GTP profile, he doesn't drink, no.

 

[NizmoDr3]

Edited ... 👍

 

[cnd01]

That thing. About as stereotypical as a drunk guy in Alabama with a shotgun. You believe in stereotypes a lot, don't you, C?

I just recognize them and think that they are hilarious.

I'll blow straight down your damn ear

Yea just like the world cup a back in 2010

But I thought C was still too young to drink?

Yup sure am.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Anyways, I'm announcing a "Driver's Handbook" which will cover everything all W.M.A. Drivers must know.


It's not necessary reading, as it's pretty redundant, for those who generally know rules, strategies, and tips, and who are already quick, but it's recommended for all of you with mildly damp feet, or who are just getting your feet wet now.



I'm going to cover:

• The different types of starting procedures (Standing start, rolling start, "rally/time trial" staggered starts, and any other type of start that I must.
• Racing lines in all types of corners
• Examples of corner cutting, and rules which will ensure that you never receive a penalty for corner cutting, regardless of what the Race Director decides
• Passing moves/manoeuvres & how to negotiate traffic cleanly
• Qualifying tips
• Tuning setups
• Approved Race Strategies (giving ideas about when to pit, and when not to pit, and the differences in strategies)
• Driving techniques (Scandinavian flicks, etc.)
• Safety Car Procedure

Therefore, I'd like to recommend that all Race/Series Directors PM me, with the lengths of races, and strategies which are commonly used, and I'll PM rallymorten specifically, regarding the Rally Championships he's running.

 

[cnd01]

Hey I am all for something with pretty pictures

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Hey I am all for something with pretty pictures

There will be informative guides, photos, and generally interesting stuff to read, I promise.

 

[kk20]

Yea Yea Yea just keep blowing your vuvuzela.

I liked the vuvuzelas. Euro 2012 wasnt the same. It was missing something....

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I liked the vuvuzelas. Euro 2012 wasnt the same. It was missing something....

...fair referees... Got sick of Euro 2012 after I watched the ref tackle a player.

 

[kk20]

...fair referees... Got sick of Euro 2012 after I watched the ref tackle a player.

Haha lmao. I think justice was served for us english when the ukraine goal never stood. Payback for what happened to us against germany i guess....The referee's assistant was looking at it from 5 yards away yet he still didnt see it. #goallinetechnology

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Haha lmao. I think justice was served for us english when the ukraine goal never stood. Payback for what happened to us against germany i guess....The referee's assistant was looking at it from 5 yards away yet he still didnt see it. #goallinetechnology

A bit off-topic, still. Anyways, I was referring to the Portuguese ref who knocked the Irish player down during the Spain/Ireland game.


And, back on topic.