Worst Dinner ever

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had *** before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some *******. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about ******* and ***.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many *******
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
 
Originally posted by Magic069
all and all, good joke man!!! :lol:

Excuse you its a lady. I have referred the 2nd female.

Originally posted by Kantes
sorry bout that
Kantes it is ok. You are newer and you will learn. It is ok...Don't worry about it but you might want to check these out. Forum Rules
 
Originally posted by Tazz575

You mean Lady

We need to get her a cool avatar, or maybe Jordan can put a custom title in there for her.

"Chicks dig racing too!"

Welcome to the boards, Kantes!! Could you do me a favor and tell me what you think about these guys ... based on THIS thread? (:

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic


We need to get her a cool avatar, or maybe Jordan can put a custom title in there for her.

"Chicks dig racing too!"

Welcome to the boards, Kantes!! Could you do me a favor and tell me what you think about these guys ... based on THIS thread? (:

~LoudMusic

I'll make it easy for you, Kantes...we're pigs. Every single one of us is a lowlife, disgusting pig. There is no excuse for it, there's no changing it, but you can learn to deal with it. :lol:

Other than our piggery, we're a decent bunch. Welcome to the board! :D
 
Originally posted by risingson77


I'll make it easy for you, Kantes...we're pigs. Every single one of us is a lowlife, disgusting pig. There is no excuse for it, there's no changing it, but you can learn to deal with it. :lol:
Speak for yourself, Risingson77!!

Other than our piggery, we're a decent bunch. Welcome to the board!

Yeah, welcome, Kantes. Don't worry, I'm not a pig (dunno bout RS77 tho'!!)

PS are u good lookin'? I'm alwayz on the look 4 chix who are good lookin :o Not a word Tazz575!!!!
Sorry Kantes, just a bit of STUPIDNESS there!!
 
Originally posted by Jazza


Yeah, welcome, Kantes. Don't worry, I'm not a pig (dunno bout RS77 tho'!!)

PS are u good lookin'? I'm alwayz on the look 4 chix who are good lookin :o Not a word Tazz575!!!!
Sorry Kantes, just a bit of STUPIDNESS there!!


LOL my eyes are always open too...
 
Originally posted by Jazza


Yeah, welcome, Kantes. Don't worry, I'm not a pig (dunno bout RS77 tho'!!)

PS are u good lookin'? I'm alwayz on the look 4 chix who are good lookin :o Not a word Tazz575!!!!
Sorry Kantes, just a bit of STUPIDNESS there!!

Eh, that one remark confirmed your "pig" status. Just cop to it, man, there's no point in trying to hide it. :D
 
Originally posted by Kantes
lol!. 1 post, one reply and im already famous here.... J/K

Anyone want some more jokes?

I think this group is always looking for new jokes. What've you got?

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by risingson77


I'll make it easy for you, Kantes...we're pigs. Every single one of us is a lowlife, disgusting pig. There is no excuse for it, there's no changing it, but you can learn to deal with it. :lol:

Other than our piggery, we're a decent bunch. Welcome to the board! :D

I BEG TO DIFFER!

Find a stinkin post on this site that makes me a pig! Go through all 2955(as of this post) and find one questionable post that I made. Remember? I'm the sites' "Good Guy":D
 
Originally posted by risingson77


Eh, that one remark confirmed your "pig" status. Just cop to it, man, there's no point in trying to hide it. :D

Bloody good point there Tazz.
GODDAMIT!!
Guess I'll never lose that status

PS just fukin wit ya Kantes
 
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