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Okay, I tried searching, but all I found were threads about your favorites. This thread, however, is about the worst music videos ever created (not exactly music videos that you hate).

I have a feeling that New Wave entries will populate this place. :lol:

And now, I present Dead or Alive:

 
Any rap video except the old one where Snoop's father tells him that "Snoop Doggy Dogg needs to get a jobby job." Other than that they all suck.
 
Total Coelo - "I Eat Cannibal"


This song I love, Burning Sensations - "The Belly of the Whale" but the video is... well... you tell me what it's about...

 
As Duke said, any rap videos and also, Metallica's "The memory remains". The song is great, but the video is sure crappy. Another one is "Video killed the radio star" by I don't remember who, Addicted to love by Robert Palmer is pointless with those masculine looking vixens behind him...not sexy at all.

"We're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister is crap as hell.

"Estranged" by Gn'R is a great video in a way. But having in mind the band's initial intentions, the video can be seen like a total blowout of what the band have tried to accomplish during all their years in the industry. The song is beautiful, but AXL riding dolphins and random abstract scenes made the song go un-noticed. And truly, that video did not rock at all (except the solos by Slash), and some members even confessed that during the making of that video, they wondered to themselves "isn't this supposed to be an ass-kicking rock band?

AXL is one of my favorite performers, but after he got too ****ed up with the other members, the bands ideas seemed to be HIS ideas and that's what caused the band to break up. An example if this is "estranged".



Ciao!
 
Theres this one Dream Theater song they made a video.... :yuck: There world class at playing there ****... But there music video sucks... The song owns though..
 
Theres this one Dream Theater song they made a video.... :yuck: There world class at playing there ****... But there music video sucks... The song owns though..
 
most music videos nowadays are damn near softcore porn :p

dont hate on dead or alive... back in the 80's it was very popular for men to dress and act like bitches. that's how ya got the chicks back then.
 
Most of Iron Maiden's videos are awful. The only one I liked was "Fear Of The Dark", and that's because it was taken from a live concert.
 
Duke
Any rap video
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Gotta agree


Duke
they all suck
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Yep.

What is it with rap and naked (ugly) woman?


That Love Tender is crappy aswell.

I've seen Las Kechup, unfortuntly my sister has the collection (Pop Princess, Pop Princess 2, Party Pop 43 etc) and the Las Kechup video is on nearly all of them :indiff:
 
Well, I do'nt know them all but my sister has all those crappy CD's known to 7 year old sisters, while she listems to Chico Time, i've got to blast my stereo up so I don't have to hear it.
 
This should win easily:



And it was done in 1999...

That was quite good, too:




Edit: while searching for one I just can't recall the name of, I found these:





:sick:

Yep, I'm blazed.
 
Blazin' Hazen is dope, man. He gets credit for saying "What I'm trying to market." The man is not fake.
 
Denny the "white rapper not from the streets" gets the prize, so far. But, I liked the M "Pop Muzik" video. I grew up on that video.

Here's another video that I love a lot, but some say it's horrible. I think it's one of the best music videos next to "Coffee and TV" by Blur.

 
Omnis
Okay, I tried searching, but all I found were threads about your favorites. This thread, however, is about the worst music videos ever created (not exactly music videos that you hate).

I have a feeling that New Wave entries will populate this place. :lol:

And now, I present Dead or Alive:

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The name of the "chick" in that video is Pete Burns.

Look what he looks like today... :yuck:

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That's not the best picture of him...


Try this one.
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^From when he was on the UK Celebrity Big Brother
 
^:lol:

Definately one of the worst offenders.

When all is said and done, he's just pressing buttons.
 
For some reason I really hate Rammstein 'Keine Lust'

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-5088033035424706619&q=rammstein

Its strange really because I love the video 'Mein Teil' which I'm sure few will agree with me is one of the greatest music videos ever.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-5649524217534216292&q=mein+teil

WARNING: While there is no nudity in this music video the general sado-masochistic theme of this video makes it unsuitable for younger GTPers. If any younger GTPers do decide to ignore my warning I give you this further advice, 1. Do not ask an adult what is going on in this video, 2. Do not ask any German speakers what any of the lyrics mean (A literal translation of the title is 'my tool', you do not need any more).

Also I apologise to fellow German speakers, I understand that this video is crude and the song is shocking and I do not believe that the eating of a man's manhood is a worthy source of entertainment (I also recognise that nor is shooting prostitutes and killing cops but that doesn't stop Rockstar)
 
Sorry for resurrecting this but...

What the sodding christ?



It's just so illogical.
 

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