Worst review of GT3 ever...

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This game, (formely known as Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec, is just another stupid worthless pice of junk racing game. In other words, it stinks! All you ever do in this stupid game is drive around some racing tracks. There is nothing exciting or fun to do in this game at all. Cross this one off your list kiddies. It is expensive and not worth playing or putting any time into. If oyu are a really out there kind of a person who is a die hard racing fan you still probably will hate this game! It is one of the worst games that are out there. This is definetely a game to leave left on the shelves. Do not touch it! You may be tempted to buy this junky game. I know that I was and I was really sorry that I bought this game because it is worthless and I have had almost as much fun staring at a blank screen. I am sure that you will too so PLEASE stay away from this one. You will not and I repeat, You WILL NOT enjoy this game even the least bit at all. It may look very appealing to you but it is beyond terrible. Do not let It is much, much worse than that. It is even abysmal! It is worthy of a rating that I could not even give it!!!
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He should not have posted this review. He does not understand racing games.
 
its simple, he is to used to the arcade racers ( dont get me wrong i love nfs series) and just dosent understnad the the anything about a good gaming experience...
 
I think rumple should send his avatar to whoever wrote that review :p
 
Originally posted by Ev0
I think rumple should send his avatar to whoever wrote that review :p
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this gos agaisnt my sig, but i agree totaly
 
....twice for good measure
 
Forget it, it's just a troll trying to wind up GT3 fans.
 
if so i get the 30-6... shoting people throught he tempel is quiet please, especialy when your defending something you love.
 
A perfect dictionary example of redundant. I could have said the same thing in one sentence.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Meh, different strokes for different folks.
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oh baby!
say stroke again! ;)
:O


yeah well the reviewer was probably looking for the jump or shoot button....

wht can ya do hey?:rolleyes:
 
Originally typed by some muppet somewhere
This game, (formely known as Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec, is just another stupid worthless pice of junk racing game. In other words, it stinks! All you ever do in this stupid game is drive around some racing tracks. There is nothing exciting or fun to do in this game at all. Cross this one off your list kiddies. It is expensive and not worth playing or putting any time into. If oyu are a really out there kind of a person who is a die hard racing fan you still probably will hate this game! It is one of the worst games that are out there. This is definetely a game to leave left on the shelves. Do not touch it! You may be tempted to buy this junky game. I know that I was and I was really sorry that I bought this game because it is worthless and I have had almost as much fun staring at a blank screen. I am sure that you will too so PLEASE stay away from this one. You will not and I repeat, You WILL NOT enjoy this game even the least bit at all. It may look very appealing to you but it is beyond terrible. Do not let It is much, much worse than that. It is even abysmal! It is worthy of a rating that I could not even give it!!!
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Which translates handily to:

Original meaning of some muppet somewhere
I have a GameCube. I wish I had the hand-eye coordination to do a driving game, but Mario is as far as I go. I jerk off to screenshots of Princess Peach
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Has it ever crossed anyones mind that the person could've been joking?
 
Depends on the location, and context, of course.

oosacker - post a link so we can flame him to a crisp :D
 
Originally posted by Famine
I have a GameCube. I wish I had the hand-eye coordination to do a driving game, but Mario is as far as I go. I jerk off to screenshots of Princess Peach
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:lol: I got a really good laugh out of that since I know many people like that.
 
No making fun of Princess Peach. :(
 
How this for justice, cut open his sack and pour in a load of vinegar, I think I've got a sick mind.:lol:
 
That might be going a bit overboard live4speed :lol:
 
Famine: You the man :D Thats one for the GTP awards next year I reckon
 
I have a GameCube. I wish I had the hand-eye coordination to do a driving game, but Mario is as far as I go. I jerk off to screenshots of Princess Peach
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hey its not my fault i found some good hentai sites, wait did i just say that aloud!?! lol. Famine it should be
I have an N64. I wish I had the hand-eye coordination to do a driving game, but i have only one eye and I jerk off to screenshots of Ousama Binladan and Sadam Hussein
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I for one fail to see why Ferrari and Porsche simply must be in a racing game, since most reviews complain about that (even the dude that works for Gamespot)
They're great but they aren't vital.

Some of those other reviews are funny, most are depressing, but I've never really cared for ignorant people so... (at least people that ignorant)
 
Well, there are some people that love those kind of big name supercars to a fault. I say to hell with them. If they dont want to race around in a Daihatsu or Integra Type R, thats fine with them, they dont have to play the game. I just hope that those people that make those kind of horrible reviews actually state WHY they didnt like the game. A simple 'it just sucks' is never sufficient.
 
mu only dissapointment in this game is that it doesn't have some good, ole' American Muscle! and the fact that some races are pushing 15-20 minutes, but that's it.

I manage to live happily between Arcade and Sim, though I lean toward sim.

As for this guy, make him kill himself, or send him to me where i'll make him wish he had the chance to.
 
I like longer races, but i'd need a) better AI b) fuel use and tyre wear.

Without those, well.. at least the first, the endurance races in gt3 get mighty boring.

Disregard those fools and their whiney reviews. They say gt3 just plain sucks, but i bet their jaws were on the ground just like everybody elses when they first saw video of it.
 
You know, everyone's got an opinion; I'm not much for the first-person shooter nor role-playing-game, but I don't comment on them, either.

This kid (and with a word like "junky" in his vocabulary, he can't be any older than 12) probably couldn't get past the first few license tests, spun out his Miata several times, and was really annoyed that Porsche and Ferrari weren't in it. So he gave up.

That just my guess. He said lots of negative things about GT3 without actually describing the parts of the game that were to his dislike. For example:
It is even abysmal!
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These are the kind of sentences you write in middle school when you have to put each vocabulary word into a sentence. When you're stumped upon how to use the vocab word, you make a sentence like that...

We're dealing with the next Nobel Laureate here, aren't we?
 
Originally posted by pupik
This kid (and with a word like "junky" in his vocabulary, he can't be any older than 12) probably couldn't get past the first few license tests, spun out his Miata several times, and was really annoyed that Porsche and Ferrari weren't in it. So he gave up.

That just my guess. He said lots of negative things about GT3 without actually describing the parts of the game that were to his dislike.
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I agree with the second bit - it lead me to think that he's a Mario (GC)/Halo (XB) addict and doesn't want to see any PS2 game topping the rankings at GameSpot, so added his review. Sadly, in the face of 700 9.0/10.0 reviews, he's just pissing in the wind.
 
Gamespot's finest:

Tony Ramirez (3.9/10)
"It is so annoying when you're in first place in a race that has taken a while to complete, your rounding the last turn, and you just barely touch the fence.... and your car loses control, spins around and around and around, and you get last place. It's frustrating. If this happened in real life their will be so many accedents that cars would have been baned."

Stay on the track and don't hit walls then, you spanner! In real-life races, cars that hit walls LOSE! And if they do it every race, like you, they DO get "baned"... Oaf.

Jacques Villeneuve (1.0/10.0)
"180 cars 90% are what old people drive."

Schyeah, right. I've never seen any one of the GT3 cars being driven on the roads by someone over 65. Ever. Nice name, clot.

Juan Pablo Barrera (2.2/10.0)
"This is a sh.t! Someone can be so stupid? GT3 9.6 and PGR 8.7 bah! All of you are just GT fans. 150 caaars.
I don't care about how many stupid japanese cars or toyota corollas can you put.Exotic cars, only exotic cars are a good fact. Does GT3 have an Ferrari F-50 or a 911 Carrera?It's only fast car is the Viper but is it exotic? faster than the F-50? Let my tell you something. In America you kick someones..... and you see 50 Vipers.

This is by faaaar the best racing game eveeeer. Bah! bullsh.. Stupid PS Fans"

Translation - "I have an XBox. Anything on PS2 gets a low score, even though I've never played it". 150 cars? Only exotic cars are fast? The only fast car in GT3 is the Viper? Loon.

ishan mohindroo (1.6/10.0)
"The idea of racing around circular tracks just isn't cool."

Huh?

wort wetsworth (4.4/10.0)
"And the music,I mean who in the world actually listens to music like that while driving?...TERRIBLE...TERRIBLE MUSIC...I cant stand Lenny Kravits."

This was one of his two reasons for not liking it (the other was "only 250 cars"? Name four games with more, oaf). YOU CAN TURN THE MUSIC OFF! Jesus...

Your Mom (1.0/10.0)
"I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game." (repeat ad nauseam)

Translation: "I have an XBox and no friends". Most certainly hasn't played it. And if it really is my mom, then it's because she's been dead for 9 years. Amazing.

Abdullah Saied (6.4/10.0)
"Then i realised that it is a VERY frusterating game. even if i buy THE BEST TIRES, THE BEST SUSPENSION, THE BEST EVERYTHING, i still can't handle the car well. i have to use my method of crashing sideways to the wall so it would make my car turn. its like the car doesnt even have a steering wheel.
[..]
regular races get very boring especially after i realise that i cant make my car make better turns. to top it all off in the professional races my tires get worse after every lap."

Curse that pesky tyre wear, eh? Who'd have thought that driving a car would wear your tyres? Tch! Read this: You have to bounce off the walls, and you can't handle the cars because you suck.

al green (4.0/10.0)
"Suicide is all i think about when i play this game, its impossible to make turns. I'm a geek all i do is play games and this one is impossible. yes u can win races on ur 15th try. i have been playing for 3 days (non-stop cauz thats all i do) and ihave won like 11 races on the beginners cup it takes me an hour per race to win on the beginner level. i don't see how its possible. maybe its just me but with all of my geeking getting to the amateur level should take long, well its off to play again maybe this time i'll break the cd so i can stop playing it because when u win all u care about is getting to the next race where u lose constantly and get mad at urself there is no fun in this gae no matter how beautiful it looks"

A-ha. You suck, so the game must suck. Can't be your fault now can it?



And so on. It's amazing that these people have learned what a computer looks like, never mind getting onto the internet and typing.

For a balanced view (look somewhere else :D), there was someone who gave a mid-5/10.0 who actually made some good points. Dam the River, I think. Everyone else needs to be run over.
 
Un-effing-believable. They have no idea that they are essentially saying "I suck and I openly and freely advertise it." Pretty funny, yet sad at the same time.
 
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