X vs. Y

[The Bman]

Always wondered who would win in a battle? Then this is your thread.

Here are the rules:

1. You must explain how the battle goes (i.e. what happens) to prevent spam.
2. We go one at a time. I will think of a match-up and the next poster will determine the outcome in at least 5 sentences. The person who determines the outcome then chooses a new character(s) to fight the winner and so on.
3. No whining about the character(s) you wanted to win losing. This is uncalled for and will be considered spam.
4. A character(s) may be used more than once.

Let's begin, shall we?

Stormtroopers (Star Wars) vs. Zombies (Call of Duty: Black Ops)

 

[Type S Tony]

Storm troopers leave the deathstar to take on a research mission on the "surface"

Upon arrival they implement a strategic trip wire security system which activates land mines when triped

Whilst eating dinner that night all hell breaks loose and land mines start going of everywhere and then a great silence, suddenly out of no where theres thousands of them sorrounding the storm troopers, they have them outnumbered 100:1.

Commander Derp of the trooper army stands up and shouts " IMA FIRIN MA LAZER" and at that moment every storm trooper grabs there weapons and the blood shed begins.

The zombies are weak and no match for teh skillz & Lazer's of the storm troopers. They all die and everyone gets a bonus pizza work day for there efforts.

Next Match: Degenerate Gambler vs The Government

 

[DQuaN]

Are you kidding? Have you seen the Star Wars films? Storm Troopers can't hit a bloody thing! They can be no more than 30ft away from Luke, Leia etc and unleash a barrage of fire and they always miss them!

*edit*
Just noticed the OP's username. Sorry mate!

 

[granturismite]

Are you kidding? Have you seen the Star Wars films? Storm Troopers can't hit a bloody thing!

Agreed!! Anyone who has played Star Wars: Battlefront (I and II) would know how useless the stormtroopers are. But having never played Black Ops before, I am in no position to judge

Note to the OP'er: Chuck Norris should be dis-allowed/ruled out. He would always win

 

[Racedude]

Note to the OP'er: Chuck Norris should be dis-allowed/ruled out. He would always win

Unless he's compared to Captain Falcon...

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[Luminis]

Next Match: Degenerate Gambler vs The Government

That's like...Muhammed Ali vs. Cassius Clay, isn't it?

 

[DK]

Ayrton Senna vs. Sebastian Vettel vs. Alain Prost vs. Juan Manuel Fangio vs. Michael Schumacher vs. Mika Hakkinen vs. Gilles Villeneuve vs. Alberto Ascari (all in their prime) in VW Golfs on the Nurburgring.

 

[thesrdic]

Ayrton Senna vs. Sebastian Vettel vs. Alain Prost vs. Juan Manuel Fangio vs. Michael Schumacher vs. Mika Hakkinen vs. Gilles Villeneuve vs. Alberto Ascari (all in their prime) in VW Golfs on the Nurburgring.

1) Senna
2) Shcumi
3) Fangio

Can easily see vettel taking someone out trying to pass them into that fast left-hander over the crest before the hairpin about 1/4 of the way around (I forgot the name), don't know who he'd hit though, those are the three I'd rank in terms of talent though

Anyway, my q:
Carcharodontosaurus vs Giganotosaurus vs Tyrannosaurus vs Spinosaurus vs Oxalaia vs Acrocanthosaurus vs Utahraptor
Ignore JP3, Robert Backer and Jack horner btw

 

[thesrdic]

Agreed!! Anyone who has played Star Wars: Battlefront (I and II) would know how useless the stormtroopers are. But having never played Black Ops before, I am in no position to judge

Note to the OP'er: Chuck Norris should be dis-allowed/ruled out. He would always win

Stormtroopers ftl

On that last note, the stig and mr T should be disallowed from questions as they too would always win. Against each other, the world just explodes because too much awesomeness cannot exist in one place (the 4th law of thermodynamics)

 

[W3H5]

1) Senna
2) Shcumi
3) Fangio

Can easily see vettel taking someone out trying to pass them into that fast left-hander over the crest before the hairpin about 1/4 of the way around (I forgot the name), don't know who he'd hit though, those are the three I'd rank in terms of talent though

Anyway, my q:
Carcharodontosaurus vs Giganotosaurus vs Tyrannosaurus vs Spinosaurus vs Oxalaia vs Acrocanthosaurus vs Utahraptor
Ignore JP3, Robert Backer and Jack horner btw

Well, the last one dies well before the others so I'll focus 1,2,3,4,5 and 6.

There they 1,2,4,5 and 6 are, bad mouthing each other when a fight breaks out.

Acro takes a swing at Oxa who's almost the same size, but misses and cannot get back up. He's out of the fight when Oxa stamps on him.

Oxa doesn't want this to happen again so charges Spino, Spine turns a spike at Oxa and runs him through. He then dodges a bite from Carcha's big jaws and retaliates with yet another spike thrust.

Gina now knows it just him and Spino left in the game. Using his larger brain he waits for Spino to try the same move again. As Spino charges Gina retreats and Spino follows to where Gina quickly avoids Spino's charge and his spikes get stuck in a tree leaving him unable to repel Gina's attack.

Gina now feels like the victor until he realises that in 25 million years time Tyranno will come into being and he will never have the chance to challenge him.

OK.... how about Peter Griffin V. Homer Simpson?

 

[granturismite]

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson

Mmm...unsure who would emerge the victor of these two.

Peter Griffin has an outstanding Drunken Irish fighting style, but he can't kill a chicken.

Simpson has fantastic defense. He won the Springfeild boxing thingy by throwing one punch a match.

Both have no common sense or self-preservation, so it would be a fight to the death. or Beer o'clock. I think this one has to go the judges scores. judges....

Punches thrown: Griffin - 100000 , Simpson 1.
Hits absorbed: Griffin - 1 , Simpson 100000.
Technique Griffin - 10 , Simpson 1.

There we have it folks! Griffin wins 100011 to 100001. A close match.

Tune in next time for The Knights who say 'Ni!' vs The French Castle Knights (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)

 

[W3H5]

The Knights who say 'Ni!' vs The French Castle Knights (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)

Farting in someones general direction is not going to do much damage!

 

[The Bman]

punches thrown: griffin - 100000 , simpson 1.
hits absorbed: griffin - 1 , simpson 100000.
technique griffin - 10 , simpson 1.

There we have it folks! Griffin wins 100011 to 100001. A close match.

it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[W3H5]

Well to brake this down will require some extreme thinking. 💡

The Knights of Ni as we know posses the power of "Ni!!" which causes extreme discomfort to anyone who hears it while the French knights have the ability to catapult cows quite a distance.

The French knights have accent and pronunciation problems which would not aide their cause as they would not be understood by the Knights of Ni!.

It is also true that the Knights of Ni! are plainly stupid and would probably be imagining a new shrubbery rather than concentrating on a battle. They do however have the home advantage and know the forests well should the battle take place there.

Perhaps the French knights would start off winning the battle with their witty humour and cow-tapults but surely the Knights of Ni! would end the battle victorious after shouting random phrases at the French knights and scaring them away.

OK...if anyone can be bothered - Polar bear V Grisly bear

 

[uMadson?]

Well to brake this down will require some extreme thinking. 💡

The Knights of Ni as we know posses the power of "Ni!!" which causes extreme discomfort to anyone who hears it while the French knights have the ability to catapult cows quite a distance.

The French knights have accent and pronunciation problems which would not aide their cause as they would not be understood by the Knights of Ni!.

It is also true that the Knights of Ni! are plainly stupid and would probably be imagining a new shrubbery rather than concentrating on a battle. They do however have the home advantage and know the forests well should the battle take place there.

Perhaps the French knights would start off winning the battle with their witty humour and cow-tapults but surely the Knights of Ni! would end the battle victorious after shouting random phrases at the French knights and scaring them away.

OK...if anyone can be bothered - Polar bear V Grisly bear

I think it's the Grizzly bear, but the first one to claw the enemy's head can be the winner in this case.

Vagineer vs. Painis Cupcake? Oh wait....

 

[DK]

How about Vladimir Lenin in a Royal Rumble match?

 

[Nurburgthing.]

How about Ronald Reagan Vs. Konstantin Chernenko?

Oh wait a second, thats been done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w