You know ___ when ___.

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How long have you been waiting to use that?

Actually, when I saw your post, that was the first thing that popped into my head. I looked it up on Google, and posted it.

Believe me, I wouldn't have to wait long to use it. You'll guarantee that. ;)
 
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You know you have come to your senses when...

You realize porn is for people who don't get any... Guilty.

You know you are ripped off when...

You buy a CD that someone said had naked girls in it for $24.99, just to have a movie with plenty of censorship.

NOT guilty.
 
You know you like the army when you use the camo smiley
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Guilty!

You know you play Need For Speed too much if you've considered chroming out your ENTIRE car.

Innocent

You know you have a Nextel cell phone when...

you play hockey with your phone.

Guilty! :)

you can dunk your phone.

Guilty.

...you play baseball with your phone...
and it survives.

Guilty.

..you've used your phone as a mean of self-defense

Guilty.

...you drop your phone off a 9-story building in the rain...
and it survives.

NOT Guilty (but I saw a video of a guy that did! No lie.)

...when your phone is held together with Scotch tape and it has half a screen

Guilty.
 
You know your moto e770v is unbreakable when

You thorow it up under a moving car and its still on

You play soccer with it and it wont break

You kick it over a house on to concrete and its still on

guilty to all
 
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