You know ___ when ___.

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You know when you've been watching too much Star Trek when:

... you order synthale/Arcturian Fizz at the bar.
... the answer to everything is 47.
... someone asks you what you want to drink and you say 'tea, Earl Grey, hot.'
... someone then asks if you take milk but no sugar and you reply 'make it so'.
... someone says 'do we report this' and you reply 'are you kidding?'

and very seriously:

... you can spot all the Star Trek references in the Harry Potter books.

Oh God, what have I done...

V.
 
You know your sitting down too much when...

you get up, only to hear a loud crack from every joint on your body, along with everyone else hearing it, and they think you broke something

I almost gave my mom a heart attack this one time... :indiff:
 
You know you've been racing online in FM2 too much when you're driving along in your real car and you think you can drive right through the car in front of you. :dopey:

I haven't actually done it thankfully
 
Kurei
You know your sitting down too much when...

you get up, only to hear a loud crack from every joint on your body, along with everyone else hearing it, and they think you broke something

I almost gave my mom a heart attack this one time... :indiff:
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funniest one on here...
yup..
You know you watch family guy too much when:
you love "Timer the Cheese Guy"
you go on Youtube to watch it, often(!)
 
you know you're too into watching tv when you order pizza but tell the delivery boy to knock on your apartment neighbors door thats a real close friend of yours.
 
You know your playing too much TDU when....someone asks where you live and your immediate response is O'ahu....
 
turbo lag
You know your playing too much TDU when....someone asks where you live and your immediate response is O'ahu....
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My response would be Black point house :D. Thats where i keep all the classics
 
LOL. Lets stop talkin here and go down to the thread :D.

You know you play TDU too much when...

Online racers PURPOSELY crash you into poles while your owning em. Guilty.
 
You know you play Need For Speed too much when...

You think a Hummer H2 can go 250MPH without running out of gas.

You think that you can take down a Helicopter by crashing into a donut.

You think that police cars can do a PIT manuever to a cement truck and suceed.

You think a Dump Truck can go 180MPH.
 
You know you play too much NFS when.....
On your real life car you've got scrapes under your body kit

You know you watch too much 2F2F when...
You think you can jump over other cars and live to tell the tale.
 
You know your bored when...

-You actually try to set a fart on fire

-You set up your old N64 to play the first Mario Party......by yourself

Never done any, but i've thought about them
 
you know you've been playing to much nfs when your real car is a chavmobile
 
You know your playin NFS too much when...

Your Pug 106 gti will outrun a supra a skyline and a evo (happend to me :D)

You can drift a pug 106 better then a 240sx
 
You know you had too much to drink last night when the next day you have a hangover. Ugh...
 
Glanza-V
^i love crap jokes
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:lol: Oooo thats cold...

You know you play Need For Speed too much when...

You think a Civic can roll on 20's with under 140 lb ft of torque.

You think you can drift a garbage truck.

You know you play Smackdown too much when...

You think someone can take a low blow from behind and get up right away.

You think they can get up after performing a German Suplex off the top of the cell.

You know you play Gran Turismo too much when...

You crash into someone elses car, and your excuse was...
":censored:G AI!"

You think all V8's sounds like pissed off vacuums.

You know you are on GTP too much when...

You start listening to the police IRL.
 
You know you eat bad when
Your S#!@ is green (i made it up)

You know your a redneck when

You want to marry your cuz

You drive a F series pickup(well maybe)

erm thats all i gots
 
You know you play too much TDU when....

You dont even need to look at what you press in the menus because you know where everything is... Guilty
 
You know you've been playing too much FM2 when you can spot what track F1 is racing at with just a glance at the track. It's Silverstone btw. :dopey:
 
You know you're greedy when...

Your parents had previously put locks on the refrigerator and cabinets. Guilty when I was 12. :grumpy:
 
:dunce: I can just eat anything i want when i feel like it.....
 
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You know you're playing baseball too much when you think "socks" is spelled "sox".

You know your parents are insane when you get an F on a final exam and they say "Well at least it wasn't an F minus."

You know you've been on GTP too long when you've changed your avatar so much you lost count.:sly:

All of these not guilty. A good thing for the first two, not so good on the last one. The longer on GTP, the better!👍 👍

:-)
 
You know your parents are insane when you get an F on a final exam and they say "Well at least it wasn't an F minus."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Guilty...
You know you've been on GTP too long when you've changed your avatar so much you lost count.:sly:
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Guilty of course, about to change it again.

Atleast GTP isn't flaming you anymore. 👍

You know you've come to your senses when...

You realize surfing GTP isn't helping you get laid.

You know you play Gran Turismo too much when...

You call out from work and say "I'm SICK!!! :sick:" just so you can play GT4.
 
racerx510
:lol: :lol: :lol: Guilty...Guilty of course, about to change it again.
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Is there too many "guilty(s)" in this thread, or is it just me?

:dopey:

You know you're an anal retentive nitpicker when you start complaining about the usage of a word in a thread on a message board.
 
you know your gonna complain about yourself in an intelligent sounding, yet harsh way, when you:
use "is", instead of "are" right at the beginning,
use "anal" and "retentive" as adverbs
I love you duck.
oh,
and
I love you Michael Jordan!
 
You know you can't display a user title when you can't come up with something clever enough because nothing rhymes with liberty.
 
Omnis
You know you can't display a user title when you can't come up with something clever enough because nothing rhymes with liberty.
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Livery? Poverty? 'lil hurty? Ketchup Squirty? Real Perty?

You know you are really annoying when you come up with words that rhyme with liberty, even when they don't make sense or rhyme perfectly.
 
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