You know you've been on the Internet too long when...

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Well, GTP has had the Signs You've been on GTP way too long and the You know you're playing GT3 too much when... threads, and now Mister Sage presents,



You know you've been on the Internet too long when...



1. Instead of laughing, you exclaim, "lol!".
2. You have more Internet friends than real-life friends (that's me! :O)
3. You know the difference between 16-bit and 8-bit emoticons.

Feel free to contribute! :) (Please number them while you're at it, continueing on with #4, etc.)
 
#5 when all you think your computer can do is browse the internet.
#6 When you call your computer a 'modem'
#7 When you start to think what screensaver would be cool to download because you want to stare it it for hours on end.
#8 When you don't pay your internet bill and you start having withdrawals.
#9 Through withdrawals, you pick up a smoking habit and have an ashtray next to your computer with half smoked cigarettes still burning in the ashtray because you just paid your internet bill.
 
Originally posted by youth_cycler

2. You have more Internet friends than real-life friends (that's me! :O)
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I, also, have found myself in a similar situation.

10. When you have go cross-eyed temporarily after logging-off because you have been sitting too close to a computer screen for too long (taken from own personal files).
 
12. When you reply to a thread like this for no apparent reason. :rolleyes:
 
#16 when your whole life is based around computers and all you do at work and home is broswse the internet.
#17 when you get an error message stating "You have reached the end of the internet! Please go back!"
 
#18 when you die from sleep depravation or lack of nutritian, wait, that's for Everquest...
#19 when your mother sues Al Gore for making the internet too addicting after you die in your 20's, wait, that's everquest again
Dang it, I suck at this!
 
#20 - When you accidently write in 1337 when you're writing something down.

#21 - When you know exactly what keys make what 1337 letters.

#22 - 1337.
 
Originally posted by ALPHA
#25 You know the exact sounds your dial up makes when it connects.
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And you can mimic along with it.

26. When you know what the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. project is.
 
Originally posted by miata13B

#7 When you start to think what screensaver would be cool to download because you want to stare it it for hours on end.
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:p

I can't help it, I've got a "Matrix" screen saver. It's rather cool.
 
when AOL users say "you've got mail" when checking their snail-mail.
When you refer to mail as snail mail
 
when you start arguing with people online about anything not having to do with anything that has an effect on your life - better now Klos ????
 
You start correct grammar of other because you have nothing better to do. lol :)
 

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