Your Best Practical Joke?

Rumple Foreskin

Rumple Foreskin

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I have a person at my work who annoy's me very much and I am looking for a way of getting him back. I don't know if this thread has been done before, i could'nt find one, but if it has I'm sorry. I would like some suggestions of what I could do to get my point across to him that I do not like him.
I was thinking of the old trick were you smear his windshield with vasaline and then shred up toilet paper and put it on the vaseline. He has to pick off all the individual pieces of goey paper, and if he uses his wipers all it will do is smear it even worse. Does anyone else have a good suggestion?
 
I'd much rather have someone walk up and punch me in the face than smear vasaline and toilet paper all over my windshield.


Just don't punch him in the face while you're at work.:rolleyes::D




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I CANT PUNCH HIM LOL

the vasaline thing is good because it will SUPREMELY piss himoff....
i mean, how do you get it off??
its a grease, it doesnt wash off!
 
Man, I don't know about your co-worker, but I'd kill someone if they put vasaline on my car.:(


Some lady in her late 50's ran me off the road once(don't disrespect my car, b_tch), and I followed her to Wal-Mart and kicked her doors in on her new F-150.:rolleyes::mad:



If I was him, and you vasalined my windshield, I'd punch you in the face, make you buy me a new windshield, and just for the hell of it...punch you in the face again.:p



Anyhoo, :D, I'm all out of suggestions except one's that involve bodily harm...:D


Do something to his car that won't do any damage. Get some of that car windshield polish.chalk and write bad stuff about him on his windows. It'll stay until he washes it off, but it won't stay forever or do any damage. It'll piss him off(as it would anyone), but I guess it'll get your point across to him that you don't like him...
 
Leave a message for him saying his pet died or something. I dont know. I am not good at making them up, I like to watch them though. :D
 
i was also thinking of taking processed cheese slices(the ones you buy in the packs) and throwing them ALL OVER his car the next hot day we have... there would be melted cheese EVERYWHERE on the car
 
Viper concept... i dont wanna make him cry... i wanna piss him off so bad that hopefully he jumps off a bridge
and I am not too worried about hitting me, i could tie this a$$hole in a knot if i wanted to
 
mention the fact he did a poor porn homevideo, and claim it here in a funny movie thread...

:D

not that i've ever did that... :rolleyes:

maybe stick some double sided tape under his phone? or changing his favorite links in his computer while he's gone?
 
i was thinking of taking really strong rope and tying the INSIDE of his door handle together so that when he goes to open his doors it rips the handle off the other side,... ive seen it done before and it is hilarious
 
i was also thinking about taking the letters off of his keyboard and switching them all around so that he has to try and figure out where they all go again
 
If it has to done at work, then you could cellotape/or glue all his things to his desk. Mouse, pencils... and all the things in his drawers too.

The one with the keyboard is pretty good too..
 
If your work has a main fax number. Just get on your PC / MAC and fake up a fax confirmation of his booking in to some sort of sexual deviants weekend / holiday / seminar. Fax it to your work overnight from one of those corner shops that fax to anywhere for a few pence.

Fake up a letter addressed to his home address, use a window'd type envelope that you have perviously received. Make sure his address can show though, the letter will confirm that his visit to the VD clinic has been worthwhile, he has syphilis and would he please attend the clinic to collect his prescription, leave it in the coffee room at work. Without the adress showing. Most people are curious enough to take a peek, i doubt that they willbe able to avoid gossiping.

There's the old favourites of reporting his car stolen or phoning the local Jehova's witness church and ask them to call round....

Oh yeah, i'm not sure but in some countries this may be illegal.
 

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