Your favorite Clarkson-isms

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playnthru
It was being said long before he stole it..If you and the rest of the kids fail to see that point it's on you..

His writers didn't write it either, they stole from someone else..đź‘Ž

But whatever give credit to that moron.:yuck:
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I see the point and I'm not giving credit to Clarkson, I'm just saying that it was a funny line and he is where I heard it, if that's where people heard it, no one is going to look the phrase up to see if it had been said before. Also, why are you in this thread if you don't like Clarkson?
 
JAHHAJ
I see the point and I'm not giving credit to Clarkson, I'm just saying that it was a funny line and he is where I heard it, if that's where people heard it, no one is going to look the phrase up to see if it had been said before. Also, why are you in this thread if you don't like Clarkson?
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I'll go in what threads I what thanks.:)

I just wanted to set the record straight as I didn't think it's cool to take credit for things he did not do!

You don't like use the report button. Or go piss up a tree!!đź’ˇ
 
"You look and you go 'Wow, it's Kate Moss!' And then you go look down the side...'Ohhhhh no it's got John Prescott's arse.'" - on the Porsche Cayenne.

"The best thing about this car though is that it's called the 'Ka-bang!' Which, being a Maserati, is the sound it'll make the day the warranty runs out." - on the Maserati Kubang.

"Listen to the noise, it growls! GRRRRRRR! 'I'm only this big but I'm a Lamborghini really. I am! I really am, I promise!'" - on the Fiat 500 Abarth essesse.

"It's certainly very high-tech. For instance it has a 'Sport Vehicle Integrated Management System', whatever that is; and airbags for your knees. What's more, 'full lock-up control is used in the second gear without the the tongue converter'....Mmmmmmmmmm Jane Austin could only dream about such things!" - on the Lexus IS-F.
 
"There are two ways of removing a dodgy tooth; theres the Ferrari way which is an exquisite high speed drill... then theres the Lambo way which is a BIG HAMMER. Yes!" - review of Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
 
Clarkson’s highway code on cyclists: “Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong.”
 
"What manner of terrible things has happened under my bonnet!?

It's actually had diarrhea is what's happened here."
 
Well, it's not funny, or so much a Clarksonism.. but I've always liked:

"You want to take it on? Don't bother. Doesn't matter what you've got, what you've ever driven, this is quicker, it's faster, it's more astonishing!...

...

Amazing isn't it, that this is one of the most annoying cars in the world, but at the touch of a button, it becomes one of the very best, it becomes an .....*"

*interweb cookies for filling in the car!
 
matskimonk
well, it's not funny, or so much a clarksonism.. But i've always liked:

"you want to take it on? Don't bother. Doesn't matter what you've got, what you've ever driven, this is quicker, it's faster, it's more astonishing!...

...

Amazing isn't it, that this is one of the most annoying cars in the world, but at the touch of a button, it becomes one of the very best, it becomes an .....*"

*interweb cookies for filling in the car!
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BMW M5. The F10 generation, if I remember right.
 
“Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.”
 
This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about.

That’s like saying "Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!"
 

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