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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." :lol:

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." --Albert Einstein :lol:, i thinks some people do this

"What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world." --Albert Einstein
 
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion" - Spike Milligan

"Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it has to be one of the best." - Woody Allen

Solid Lifters
I like the Churchill quote that went something like this...

Angry Lady - "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee!"

Churchill - "If you were my wife, I would drink that cup of coffee!"
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Another Churchill quote (although probably fake!)

Secretary - " You, Sir, are drunk..."
Churchill - "And you are ugly, but atleast I will be sober in the morning."
 
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'Remember, it is better to have loved and lost..... Than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton John' - Holly.
 
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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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I used to run that as my signature here.

Churchill was also attributed to have had the following exchange with a woman:

Woman: You, sir, are drunk!
Churchill: And you are ugly. The difference is that in the morning I will not be drunk.

I also like: "A thought which does not result in an action is nothing much, and an action which does not proceed from a thought is nothing at all." (Georges Bernanos)

Those who wonder why we're always going on about the Search function obviously disagree with Henry Adams, who said that "They know enough who know how to learn."
 
"When I was diagnosed with cancer I asked my doctor why this was happening to me, why I had to suffer and he said, 'Because we all do.'" - Neil Cavuto
 
"It could always be worse."

My underlying philosophy for anything in life.
 
"Second place is first loser." by someone. It's true though.



Second place sucks.
 
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"It could always be worse."

My underlying philosophy for anything in life.
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I used to say, "at least, it couldn't get any worse than this!". Today, I know you're right......... from experience. :lol:
 
"Education without the Bible is useless,"
"The Bible is America's basic textbook in all fields."
"The moral principles and precepts contained in Scripture ought to form the basis of all of our civil constitutions and law ... the religion which has introduced civil liberty is the religion of Christ and his apostles ..."
-Noah Webster
 
"Confidence is arrogance, and you're only confident because there's something you don't know."
 
Here is a whole bunch of quotes.I do not know who said any of them.

Girls become women only when they find a HARD enough reason to become one.
You should not take life so seriously,besides,who escaped alive from it?
Keep your guns in the fridge.You dont need permit for cold weapons.
Whenever girls wear mini skirts,guys become shy,and they eyes go down.
Drive safely,drive a tank.
Alcohol and drugs are man`s worst enemy.Only a coward runs from the enemy.
If abortus is a murder,what is wangsturbating then,genocide?
There is no difference betwen men and women.Women fart too.
Its better to have a horrible end than horrors without end.
The toilet is the most horrifying place.Even the most brave crapped their guts there.
 
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"Education without the Bible is useless,"
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Wow. My education was useless :indiff:
 
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"Education without the Bible is useless,"
"The Bible is America's basic textbook in all fields."
"The moral principles and precepts contained in Scripture ought to form the basis of all of our civil constitutions and law ... the religion which has introduced civil liberty is the religion of Christ and his apostles ..."
-Noah Webster
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, Noah.
 
"The one with both feet on the ground stand still"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
"I quit flying years ago. Don't wanna die with the tourists"
 
Procastination is just like wangsturbation, in the beginning it feels good but in the end you've just realized you just ****ed yourself.
 
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