Your Kind of Girl/Boy.

[lethalAE86typeR]

for me i like the smart and sexy type of chick. i like her outgoing also.


and if you were wondering why i put Girl/Boy. cuz there might some girls who might want to say something about their search of that right person.

 

[BMW POWER]

Well i suppose as I'm married my type of girl should be my wife. But failing that just give me kirsty Gallagher or Kelly Brook and I'll be happy

 

[milefile]

I like grotesquely obese girls with severe acne, greasy hair, "freshness" problems, and body hair... as long as they have a great personality, which is all that matters anyway.

 

[Zrow]

Originally posted by milefile
I like grotesquely obese girls with severe acne, greasy hair, "freshness" problems, and body hair... as long as they have a great personality, which is all that matters anyway.

Exactly. "Attractiveness" should play no part in to your, uh, attraction to her. Right?

 

[1X83Z]

I like all girl-boys, as long as there's not to much of either in it.

 

[miata13B]

I dislike girl/boy. I mean come on look at how ugly girl/boy is. . .

 

[Squid]

I like em raspy, I like a fat nasty woman who doesnt shower and wheres the same clothes all the time, or is naked

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Squid
I like em raspy, I like a fat nasty woman who doesnt shower and wheres the same clothes all the time, or is naked

do you tell them that their butt stinks?

 

[Duke]

Originally posted by lethalAE86typeR
for me i like the smart and sexy type of chick. i like her outgoing also.

Ah, I see. That's going to restrict your options a bit. You might try lowering your standards just a little.

 

[SkylineObsession]

My type of girl is one who likes the same sorts of TV programmes as me (not that its important though), one who likes motorsport, has to like Nissan Skylines , friendly, happy, likes going on drives, loves cats, doesn't party, drink or smoke, and a few more things.

I can only dream.

 

[Sage]

Eh, I'm pretty stringent (which would be why I haven't had a girlfriend yet, and I imagine it'll be years till I hook up with someone). For one, she'll probably have to be atheist or agnostic – I have plenty of religious friends, but I wouldn't be able to live in the same house with someone who views life in a fundamentally different way than I.

Chances are she'll be blonde. I know, I know – "Shallow bastard!" – But I've always just been attracted to blondes more for some reason.

No smoking whatsoever, has to have a really good head on her shoulders (needs to be sensible), and going hand-in-hand with that, she'll have to have a sense of humor without being the kind who laughs about everything (drive me crazy), nor not laugh about anything (drive me crazy). And brownie points if she's good at using computers and is willing to play video games.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'm partial to the one who breathe. But the ones who don't breathe aren't all that bad. They just take a bit of work.

 

[lethalAE86typeR]

funny pic Miata13B!!! haha!!where you get it from. did u photoshop it?

 

[XzifT]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'm partial to the one who breathe. But the ones who don't breathe aren't all that bad. They just take a bit of work.

The ones who never breathe are awesome. They're great listeners, and if you ask nicely, sometimes they get you stuff. Buy some Embalming fluid every now and then to keep her fresh.. you know, to preserve the organs or whatever. I like those ones, too.

 

[milefile]

This thread has gotten very weird. Cool.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

Originally posted by Mustang-man
My type of girl....snip has to like Nissan Skylines

👍

I never realized how many chicks actually knew what a skyline was, but it turns out quite a few of them do!

For me yes she must like skylines, or even if she doesn't she has to atleast put up with them and me

Second she has to look good, sure it's shallow but hey, as long as I'm happy who gives a crap! Oh yeah and she can't be a b*tch, well not to me anyway.

Thats all for now, I'm sure theres more but I'm tired....

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Originally posted by Sage
Eh, I'm pretty stringent (which would be why I haven't had a girlfriend yet, and I imagine it'll be years till I hook up with someone). For one, she'll probably have to be atheist or agnostic – I have plenty of religious friends, but I wouldn't be able to live in the same house with someone who views life in a fundamentally different way than I.

Chances are she'll be blonde. I know, I know – "Shallow bastard!" – But I've always just been attracted to blondes more for some reason.

No smoking whatsoever, has to have a really good head on her shoulders (needs to be sensible), and going hand-in-hand with that, she'll have to have a sense of humor without being the kind who laughs about everything (drive me crazy), nor not laugh about anything (drive me crazy). And brownie points if she's good at using computers and is willing to play video games.

omgwtf. I'm always attracted to blondes too. Inteligent blondes that is. Not the blondes that think their boobs are their brains.

My type of girl would be....... Most probably blonde, Intelligent, Must be attractive, Sensible, caring, helpful, Definately FUN!!!, Not bothered about drinking (so long as it's not too much), Can't smoke, good listener, interested in sport and alot more

 

[halfracedrift]

My kind of girl is my... girlfriend right now? Haha..

Uh.. Likes to mess around and play pranks
Sensible and sensitive, loving and caring person. For me, jawdropping looks are a nono for some reason... (maybe because too many other guys would drool...)

One that can give a good massage! Like one I had today

 

[miata13B]

After second thoughts. . . EDITTED

 

[Talentless]

Perfection, which changes every second or less. I need girls willing to be in a harem.

 

[sn00pie]

• Blonde
• Dumb as ****
• I'm talking DUMB AS ****
• But what I really mean is DUMB AS ****ing **** x1,000

Less than "dumb as ****" (less? more?) is really annoying.

But I kid, I've settled for a little less than dumb brunette. Little less dumb, not little brunette.

And this:

Originally posted by Talentless
I need girls willing to be in a harem.

And she has to be able to suck a vacuum.

...for when I decide to go into the vacuum business -- selling vacuums. 👍

The winners of this thread are Miata13B and Talentless. The thread starter (who, I'm sure, has a name) speaks of girl.

This is wrong.

Talentless corrected nicely using girls -- 5,000 points.

Miata13B wins because he obviously said something obscene, this is good, because it nicely reflects the way women need to be treated, major points awarded. That's one major point(s)! 👍

Originally posted by miata13B
After second thoughts. . . EDITTED

Congratulations, winners!

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by sn00pie


Miata13B wins because he obviously said something obscene, this is good, because it nicely reflects the way women need to be treated, major points awarded. That's one major point(s)! 👍



Congratulations, winners!

Well, Thank you Sn00p : ) If anyone wants to know exactly what I said, look up Insane Clown Posse and the lyrics to "My Kinda B###h." That is where the second thought came in and I editted it out. . . : )


:edit - I can't type for crap today. . .

 

[Pupik]

Originally posted by lethalAE86typeR
for me i like the smart and sexy type of chick. i like her outgoing also.

"Smart and sexy" = Smart enough to get in your friend's pants when you're not even aware of it.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
I wouldn't be able to live in the same house with someone who views life in a fundamentally different way than I.

It's a lot easier than you think.

"Smart and sexy" = Smart enough to get in your friend's pants when you're not even aware of it.

Ideal - certainly more ideal than if you are aware of it.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
It's a lot easier than you think.

I dunno... I can't help but think how annoyed I'd get if my wife prayed before dinner everyday. Or prayed at all.

I give Christy the official "Most Intelligent Butchering of the English Language Ever©" award.

 

[boombexus]

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Bitter.


And if she could suck a New York cab driver through immigration, all the better.

 

[Der Alta]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'm partial to the one who breathe. But the ones who don't breathe aren't all that bad. They just take a bit of work.

Work? Are you talking about a curling iron?

My preference: LOng brown hair, shorter than me, smart knowledgable, and enjoys a good beer.

Oh wait...

I already found her.

AO

 

[Sage]

What's wrong with a taller wife?

 

[the_cobbinator]

I like smart and funny girls. Hair color and height don't really matter. I'd like her to be athletic, and for her to be able to go with the flow. If she's a musician she gets a big plus.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
I dunno... I can't help but think how annoyed I'd get if my wife prayed before dinner everyday. Or prayed at all.

I don't mind that - she has her beliefs just as I have mine - as long as she doesn't attempt to convert me, or force her religious ideals on me. She doesn't - in fact, she's never even brought it up - so it works fine.

I know it's going to be an issue when we have children, though, and that's the problem most couples probably have the most trouble with.