I usually have the same nightmare over, and over again.
I'm on a white horse. I'm wearing loincloth shorts ala Tarzan. I'm traveling through a dense forest when I come to a clearing.
Hot, beautiful women in Roman-like Togas are all around me. I'm thinking, "Well, helloooooo ladies!" But, they start to giggle. Then, point and laugh as I head toward a pyramid. I get off the horse, and walk up the steps of the pyramid, and these gorgeous women, I'm mean not a ugly Heifer in the bunch, just start pointing at me and laugh.
I get to the top of the pyramid, and they all just start busting out laughing. I check myself to see if something embarrassing happened. I can't find a damn thing wrong! Next thing you know it, I'm naked. Then, the women start throwing little cocktail weenies at me, still laughing like mad!
I then look down, and notice my penis is about the size of a child's pinkie. I scream, and wake up absolutely terrified. I check "myself" and notice it was all just a nightmare.
Am I the only one who has this dream?