Zombies in the Bible?

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C-ZETA
I don't really believe anything in the Bible either...not a Christian follower to be honest, and if the stuff in the bible was possible then...

...why can't we do it today? (In some cases, anyway.)
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Yes sir. Jesus was a glorified magician. You have a handful of people that say he was "resurrected," the gospels that included this supposed event were chosen to be included in the bible, and the gospels who mention nothing about this? Well as you can guess they were omitted.

Most "Christians" know the bible pretty well, as far as quoting scriptures and what they were taught in bible class. Unfortunately if you ask them anything about the history of the bible, as far as where the books come from, who chose what books were to be included in the bible... etc, etc... They have no clue.

It really amazes me that these people will believe in angels, an ark which carried 2 of every species on earth (which is completely impossible due to how many species we even currently have), a man who spent 40 days and nights inside of a whale, demon possession (the list goes on and on) and they will refute evolution until the day they die. So, do you not believe in dinosaurs? Oh and god loves you, but if you don't give the church money then you're going to burn in hell for eternity? Give me a break.

But as far as the zombies thing goes, in Revelations (the "end of times" book of the bible) it says that the dead shall rise and walk the earth... Zombies....

It also amazes me how these people pray to a figure equivalent to santa clause, and 99% of the time when he doesn't answer their prayers they say "oh, its god's will." But that 1% that got "answered" (coincidently) is all of a sudden a miracle.
 
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boomee
actually you might wanna do some reserch the bible has never been wrong about anything. There is actual proof of Jesus and no he is not a zombie
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So, I guess other religions are also correct in their passages, b/c he is mentioned within them as well....

No one is questioning the existence of Jesus. The only thing truthful is that he did exist & that he was an enlightened person who cared for mankind, but what he was actually capable of & what he did is extremely different among religions. There is nothing that says the Bible's description of him is correct & the description the Buddhists give of him isn't.
 
Geo_212
I can guarantee the end times will not be survivable. God will destroy the earth along with everything in it. I can't really go into major detail, but ask any true Christian and they'll say the same. At the end of time, you're either staying with God or Satan. Not to be harsh on non-Believers, but it's true.
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Sorry, but this sounds a little arrogant.. hows about a "In my Opinion.." or "It's my belief that...", but claiming that you can guarantee it, and that it is true will always make people question you on it, and rightfully expect factually answers.

The end of Civilization as we know it can happen via a number of methods, the end of the Earth is pretty much guaranteed when our nearest star, the sun, goes pop... but hey, thats just the end of one rock out of billions, life will go on throughout the universe, and nobody will even remember who Jesus was.
 
In order to understand what the Bible is saying with these specific verses, you must read the entire set of verses so things do not get taken out of context. There are several commentaries on the internet out there for reference.

For example, Ezekiel 37 has to do with "Valley of the Dry Bones, which in in turn the prophecy about the rebirth of Israel as a Nation.
 
MatskiMonk
The end of Civilization as we know it can happen via a number of methods, the end of the Earth is pretty much guaranteed when our nearest star, the sun, goes pop... but hey, thats just the end of one rock out of billions, life will go on throughout the universe, and nobody will even remember who Jesus was.
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Without a human civilization to carry the idea on, there might be nobody left to even remember the concept of a 'god', in the first place.
 
How come everybody on the internet is an atheist? I've only met two atheist in person, and one got diagnosed with lung cancer and converted quick, fast, and in a hurry.

Anyway, on topic. Anybody ever do any research on the Illuminati and the end of days?(put on your conspiracy theory cap!) Basically a secret society working for evil, controlling and manipulating events of the world. Its said the they like to allude to their next move in popular media(many movies were made about events similar to 9/11), which would explain the ridiculous amount of zombie media made in the last decade.

That why I say, is either gonna be zombie or aliens in the end.

Factoid: Firefox insist the the word "Illuminati" be capitalized.
 
Revelation 13:18

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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When I found out that the "666 number of the beast" came from the bible itself, I couldn't stop laughing. And now zombies? :lol:

Man, I really should read this thing through and through. It sounds like quite the comedy book.
 
Dravonic
Revelation 13:18

When I found out that the "666 number of the beast" came from the bible itself, I couldn't stop laughing. And now zombies? :lol:

Man, I really should read this thing through and through. It sounds like quite the comedy book.
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Start in the old testament, Leviticus I believe, where it says it is a sin against god to interact with a woman on her period....
 
Jesus rose from the dead (according to Christians), ergo he's the zombie in the Bible.
 
boomee
actually you might wanna do some reserch the bible has never been wrong about anything. There is actual proof of Jesus and no he is not a zombie
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Where is the facepalm smile on the smilies list?
 
I've already got my zombie survival kit; shotguns w/ plenty of ammo, gasoline stored up, and some flares along w/ other supplies.
 
Gabkicks
I've already got my zombie survival kit; shotguns w/ plenty of ammo, gasoline stored up, and some flares along w/ other supplies.
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GPS, map and compass for satellite outage, 2 way radios, weather radio, Magpul .223 ACR full auto mod, Remington 12 gauge, Springfield .40 S&W XDM, soon to have a Barrett M107 clone (SASR for those who know what that it is), water, flares, more ammo than a small army, gas cans, canned food, MRE's...

I had a class with a girl at my current college whose dad owns the company who built the new Cowboy's stadium... Well he collects military stuff...As in tanks, hmmwv's (military hummers), etc etc. I am talking HUGE garages full of more tanks than you could drive in a day. If anything crazy happens I'm going to their place. I will pick you guys up! Lol.

Or run you over...
 
boomee
actually you might wanna do some reserch the bible has never been wrong about anything. There is actual proof of Jesus and no he is not a zombie
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:rolleyes:

You can't be serious...
 

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