I had a doctor's appointment yesterday (and got a haircut too), so I didn't have time to write up the week. So...
Week 2 Round Up: Delay of Game Edition.
The Happy Monks 112.02
Renegades of Funk 81.80
The jolly friars met up with the musical apostates, and the beer makers beat the sound machine. Chris Johnson went crazy and the monks tapped a fresh keg to celebrate as he scored nearly as many points as the whole team had last week. The funky men can rest assured that there was nothing on their bench that could have saved this game. Johnson just had his good game all season.
Shovel Bums 86.68
Marc's Marauders 81.32
Butts
vs Pirates? Maybe a fishy spade? Hmm, fish/spades or butt/pirates. Butt/Pirates, definitely. In this matchup the Dolphin wannabes managed to save a little face by keeping Gonzalez in the game, but what is the price of loyalty? But the grave diggers should be thankful that Matt Schaub shoveled something huge out his bum. Otherwise this fantasy team might have gone down to a real one.
Mr. Yamagucci 95.04
The Wicky Radsters 78.28
An ice skater's husband took some gold medal cues and knocked out the top contender. Something wickedly bad is happening to the Radsters QB core. Quick, if you dislike a certain quarterback in real life suggest a trade to The Wicky Radsters. The only other sure fire way to see one get hurt is to take away the Patriot's cheat tapes.
Cocky's Caravan 80.04
TRU PUNX 62.78
How Daft, the Punx should have done much, much better. Marion Barber ran for all he was worth, but he was no match for the defense mounted by this train of chickens. Don't get too cocky though. That score would have been a loss against the Dolphins/Gonzalez combo.
The Stiff-arms 101.44
Godzilla's gangstas 59.66
Godzilla just got stiff-armed!
I know it's bad...work with me
So, the king of monsters ordered a drive by, but he got a hand shoved in his face, deflecting his momentum back. What can you do when Andre Johnson runs all over your defense but pack up your guns, pull up your pants, and walk back into the ocean? Names like Westbrook, Shockey, and Jacobs mean nothing if they get face palmed by the other team.
RATS OFF TO YA 65.74
Centurion Eagles 65.84
I'm used to seeing birds of prey swoop down and grab rodents, but usually the rodents don't put up this much of a fight. Early on it looked like the only thing these blood thirsty fowl would get was black plague, but the dirty rats became meek little mice when Tom Brady was put in his place and Brees stepped up to show last week wasn't just a fluke. Still, if this weren't a fantasy world these pests wouldn't have seen it coming at all, but in the fantasy world they only went down by 0.1 points. The football gods love a close game. I predict that these rats will be repaid. I just hope it isn't by letting them get into the malt and barley bins to ruin my beer this weekend. If that happens the FDA will bench the monks.
shoulda been the team name)
