RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

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Dragonthing
Yup, actual 1080p too, not downscaled crap like my old Bravia...it's a 46" full HD 3D Smart TV with all kindsa fancy buttons on the remote. And it cost me £90 too
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Let me just get a money converter........ Can't blame me for being in the states :lol:

140.41, that isn't that bad at all. :lol: Mine is a Samsung 52" HDTV. He had a 62", but the colour wheel went. I blame Onboy. :sly:

Oh yes, I don't got a mullet. I would if I had every single trait of what is know was "White Trash" Na. I will give you a good example.

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That is a musician called Dave Mustaine of Megadeth. My hair is like that but more curly and brown. Gentlemen.
 
Onboy123
Baka, I'm tuning it. ME. :lol:
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BRO, I AM DERP

VTiRoj
It appears my creation has developed a mind of it's own. I guess it's time to pull the plug on GOOF_01. :sly:

He wasn't asking for a tune (although he can frig himself if he wants one), he was saying if he entered one into the shootout. :p
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That's Onboy123 you're messing with :lol:

But still, if you kick him out, then I'm putting him back in... :p
 
uMadson?
That's Onboy123 you're messing with :lol:

But still, if you kick him out, then I'm putting him back in... :p
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No, you're 01, Onboy is 02 and K-RZA is 03-1. :p

Then I will kick him out again! :lol:
 
VTiRoj
It appears my creation has developed a mind of it's own. I guess it's time to pull the plug on GOOF_01. :sly:

He wasn't asking for a tune (although he can frig himself if he wants one), he was saying if he entered one into the shootout. :p
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I'm G00F_01, he's just the guy who sits around. :lol:

And Andre, if he pulls the plug on Unit 1, you know what happens, you've watched more than enough NGE to know.

:lol: I know where the line of death is, drawn in black and white, plain and simple, I won't cross it.

And no, I'm straight, ok? :lol:
 
VTiRoj
No, you're 01, Onboy is 02 and K-RZA is 03-1. :p

Then I will kick him out again! :lol:
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I'm 00, Onboi's 01, K-RZA is 02 because C-ZETA (who was the original 02) was mentally contaminated. and thus had to be placed in quarantine.

He won't leave my brigade :p

ROJ, YOUR STATEMENT IS NOT SHOTGUN RAIN APPROVED.
 
Linkueigman
I still love how everyone avoided my post to start this page. :lol:
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Eh? I was able to notice that long-haired guy.

Oi Roj, are you leaving the Big Yellow Penetrator to Dragonthing? :lol:\

EDIT: #8888, COME AT ME BRO
 
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Linkueigman
I still love how everyone avoided my post to start this page. :lol:
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Many years ago, when I was a much younger man, I used to run an RPG group with some friends. Our Shadowrun posse was called DMAS, otherwise known as the Dave Mustaine Appreciation Society.

My moniker, Cy Kosis, arose from the same group...

{Cy}
 
Linkueigman
Does that mean I can take his place anyway? :sly:
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Sure. :p
uMadson?
I'm 00, Onboi's 01, K-RZA is 02 because C-ZETA (who was the original 02) was mentally contaminated. and thus had to be placed in quarantine.

He won't leave my brigade :p

ROJ, YOUR STATEMENT IS NOT SHOTGUN RAIN APPROVED.
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No, 00 is the prototype goof that got destroyed before you three were made. You watch anime, you should know 00 is always the prototype. :p

K-RZA has to be 03-1, so he doesn't accidentally get mistaken for 03. :p

Silly goof. :p
uMadson?
Oi Roj, are you leaving the Big Yellow Penetrator to Dragonthing? :lol:
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Yes, of course. :lol:
 
VTiRoj
No, 00 is the prototype goof that got destroyed before you three were made. You watch anime, you should know 00 is always the prototype. :p

K-RZA has to be 03-1, so he doesn't accidentally get mistaken for 03. :p

Yes, of course. :lol:
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.... WRONG :lol:

Someone had to replace 03. Or maybe let's just say that K-RZA stole 03, like my ex before I moved on to this blue-haired girl :lol:

... you dirty man :lol:
 
You should write a Goof Patrol fanfic. I can see that you're bursting to write some. :p

Also my PC is now fixed! I've replaced the old 3.5L (350W) PSU with a quieter, smoother 4.5L (450W)! Now normal scheduled programming may resume. :D
 
VTiRoj
You should write a Goof Patrol fanfic. I can see that you're bursting to write some. :p

Also my PC is now fixed! I've replaced the old 3.5L (350W) PSU with a quieter, smoother 4.5L (450W)! Now normal scheduled programming may resume. :D
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Fix mai banners NAO dammit
 
VTiRoj
You should write a Goof Patrol fanfic. I can see that you're bursting to write some. :p
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I have better things in mind. :lol:

OI, I SEE YOU, MR. LURKER. I SAID TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN, YOU PUSSY!
 
RKM Motorsport’s SLS Stealth

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Based on: Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Stealth Model
Obtained: Stealth Pack Download

Drivetrain: FR
Horsepower: 755 BHP (@ 519.4 miles)
Torque:---- 88 kgfm
Weight:---- 1465 kg
PP:-------- 650

PARTS
Tuning Shop
Engine Tuning Stage 3
Titanium Racing Exhaust
Supercharger
Fully Customisable Transmission
Fully Customisable LSD
Fully Customisable Suspension Kit
Racing Soft Tyres

SETUP

Body/Chassis
Aerodynamics
Downforce: 40/65

Ballast
Amount:-- 0
Position: 0

Engine
Power Limiter
Power Level: 100.0%

Transmission
Transmission
(Set Max Speed, then each individual ratio.)
1st:-- 3.242
2nd:-- 2.235
3rd:-- 1.654
4th:-- 1.320
5th:-- 1.086
6th:-- 0.911
7th:-- 0.777
Final: 3.600
Max Speed: 230 MPH

Drivetrain
Differential
Initial: 0/15
Accel:-- 0/35
Braking: 0/5

Suspension
Suspension
Ride Height: -35/-35
Spring Rate: 13.0/10.0
Extension:-- 7/7
Compression: 5/6
Anti-Roll:-- 5/7
Camber:----- 2.5/2.5
Toe:-------- –0.20/0.05

Brakes
Brake Balance Controller
Brake Balance: 5/6

Intended Driving Options
Transmission: Manual (MT)
ABS: 1
Everything else: OFF

Tuner Comments:
The SLS Stealth isn’t like the other Stealth cars. It’s more than just a fancy paintjob and some extra horsepower. The rear wing on a regular SLS will give you a standard amount of downforce, but the wing on the Stealth SLS gives it enough downforce to class it as a racecar, much like a racing modification does.
 
RKM Motorsport’s McLaren F1 Stealth

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Based on: McLaren F1 Stealth Model
Obtained: Stealth Pack Download

Drivetrain: MR
Horsepower: 761 BHP (@ 118.3 miles)
Torque:---- 76 kgfm
Weight:---- 1100 kg
PP:-------- 662

PARTS
Tuning Shop
Engine Tuning Stage 3
Titanium Racing Exhaust
Fully Customisable Transmission
Fully Customisable LSD
Fully Customisable Suspension Kit
Racing Soft Tyres

SETUP

Body/Chassis
Aerodynamics
Downforce: 50/70

Ballast
Amount:-- 0
Position: 0

Engine
Power Limiter
Power Level: 100.0%

Transmission
Transmission
(Set Max Speed, then each individual ratio.)
1st:-- 4.597
2nd:-- 3.045
3rd:-- 2.197
4th:-- 1.717
5th:-- 1.402
6th:-- 1.186
Final: 2.370
Max Speed: 242 MPH

Drivetrain
Differential
Initial: 0/12
Accel:-- 0/20
Braking: 0/10

Suspension
Suspension
Ride Height: -20/-20
Spring Rate: 17.5/18.0
Extension:-- 7/8
Compression: 5/5
Anti-Roll:-- 5/4
Camber:----- 2.5/2.3
Toe:-------- –0.20/-0.20

Brakes
Brake Balance Controller
Brake Balance: 5/6

Intended Driving Options
Transmission: Manual (MT)
ABS: 1
Everything else: OFF

Tuner Comments:
The McLaren F1 Stealth isn’t like the other Stealth cars. It’s more than just a fancy paintjob and some extra horsepower. The rear wing on a regular McLaren F1 will give you heaps of downforce already, but the wing on the Stealth McLaren F1 gives it enough downforce to make it stick to the ceiling at 200mph.
 
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Ooh la la, exactly 650 PP :lol:

Too bad the tune came out after I completed the A-spec challenge seasonal. I badly wanted to beat the crap out of the Zonda LM with style, which I actually didn't. :grumpy:
 
Linkueigman
Problem about this, these tunes don't help me, as I don't have any stealth cars :grumpy:
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Luckily for you, the normal SLS and McLaren F1 have already been tuned. :p
Onboy123
Well, they help me, cuz I have been waiting donkeys years for them. :dopey:
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Yeah, I've been promising these tunes since we bloody started RKM! :lol:
 
VTiRoj
Luckily for you, the normal SLS and McLaren F1 have already been tuned. :p

Yeah, I've been promising these tunes since we bloody started RKM! :lol:
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Yea, but they aren't matte black with the cool stripe. :p

Well, here they are. A year later. :lol:
 

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