RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

[Korza]

Ok, help me out, 'bro'…I'm somehow stuck drawing the GT symbol and two cars, one of which is a Ford gT, any idea what the other one should be?

What a dumb question. The Mazda Demio Sport of course!

 

[VTiRoj]

Onboy, K-RZA, have you thought about recruiting Link into the Goof Patrol?

I'm expecting my new PSU sometime today, so I should have some tunes (and Dragonthing's banners) out for tonight.

 

[Onboy123]

Onboy, K-RZA, have you thought about recruiting Link into the Goof Patrol?

I'm expecting my new PSU sometime today, so I should have some tunes (and Dragonthing's banners) out for tonight.

Nope. Cuz…cuz…cuz…cuz I don't wanna.

What's a PSU?

 

[VTiRoj]

Nope. Cuz…cuz…cuz…cuz I don't wanna.

What's a PSU?

Why not? Scared he'll turn it into the Dragonthing Fanboy Club?

Power Supply Unit. The box that gives your PC power.

 

[Onboy123]

Why not? Scared he'll turn it into the Dragonthing Fanboy Club?

Power Supply Unit. The box that gives your PC power.

Yes, his crush on the girl is too obvious, we cannot accept him until he restrains it to acceptable levels.

Just use a battery like me and my Mac.

Anyway…I'm glad none of the Prancing Ponies made it out of the stable bar the 458, let's keep it that way.

 

[VTiRoj]

Yes, his crush on the girl is too obvious, we cannot accept him until he restrains it to acceptable levels.

Just use a battery like me and my Mac.

I don't think that'll work.

Anyway…I'm glad none of the Prancing Ponies made it out of the stable bar the 458, let's keep it that way.

The Enzo will make it's way out of the stable once RJ has done his end of the tweaks.

And go drive my Camaro.

 

[uMadson?]

Speaking of unupdated tunes, don't ever bring DK in here or he'll ramble something about the RKM NGT being the RKM NGE, and that very car being the perfect car for his imaginary, redheaded waifu

(schizophrenic anime addicts )

 

[VTiRoj]

DK?

Donkey Kong?

 

[uMadson?]

DK?

Donkey Kong?

I hope korza493 won't end up having a constantly-talking-to-an-imaginary-girlfriend syndrome too.

 

[Onboy123]

Speaking of unupdated tunes, don't ever bring DK in here or he'll ramble something about the RKM NGT being the RKM NGE, and that very car being the perfect car for his imaginary, redheaded waifu

(schizophrenic anime addicts )

DK and Asuka, he's gone a bit nuts, hasn't he?

The Enzo will make it's way out of the stable once RJ has done his end of the tweaks.

And go drive my Camaro.

Don't let link know about it!

Nope, unless you drive my Cougar, which equates to death.

I hope korza493 won't end up having a constantly-talking-to-an-imaginary-girlfriend syndrome too.

You do too, so don't jinx the Goof Patrol.

 

[Lampuhkap]

RKM Motorsport's Golf Turbo R

Well, i tested it on my brand new R.

Almost stock. I did an ECU and cat delete, switched out the clutch and threw the diff **** and the suspension on.
Used all the settings for the suspension and the diffs and drove away.

And damn, what a fast baby this is. The original was fast already, but this is insane. It has so much grip, you just cant understand how its even possible!
The beast has so much flexible power.So smooth. And the car sounds comfortable too and the ride is smooth!

This car is insane! I think i could smack some more upgrades on, this setup can handle way way way more than im using now.

Thnx guys!

Request still is a Nismo 270R tune or a Nismo R34 R-Tune tune (i can provide the R34, just name it to who!)

 

[VTiRoj]

Don't let link know about it!

Nope, unless you drive my Cougar, which equates to death.

He stalks the OP, it's not possible captain!

My Camaro gives you a mullet. A chrome mullet. But sure, I'll drive your big cat.

 

[Onboy123]

He stalks the OP, it's not possible captain!

My Camaro gives you a mullet. A chrome mullet. But sure, I'll drive your big cat.

Don't talk about it and gently slide it in when he's not noticing then!

What's a mullet?

 

[VTiRoj]

Don't talk about it and gently slide it in when he's not noticing then!

What the...

Just...

What's a mullet?

 

[Onboy123]

What the...

Just...

Whoops…unintended innuendo is unintended. Also very sick.

What am I meant to look at here…the face fungus or the overgrown hedge that is his hair?

Anyway…I saw the picture of RJ's DB9…When's it seeing release? Looks like fun.

 

[Dragonthing]

All tuning on hold until I get this ridiculously large TV box sorted out...shouldn't take long to dismantle my entire room to make way for a slight size upgrade

 

[Onboy123]

All tuning on hold until I get this ridiculously large TV box sorted out...shouldn't take long to dismantle my entire room to make way for a slight size upgrade

I bet Link is hiding inside that box waiting to give you a big surprise.

And how's the big cat Roj? Killed you yet? And what would you do if I said my entry was an Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalpine A3100? Just think of it as a Mazerati Bora.

 

[Dragonthing]

I bet Link is hiding inside that box waiting to give you a big surprise.

Not as big as my NEW TV! I had to demote my Xbox 360 and Wii to my wardrobe just to make room...

 

[VTiRoj]

Whoops…unintended innuendo is unintended. Also very sick.

What am I meant to look at here…the face fungus or the overgrown hedge that is his hair?

Anyway…I saw the picture of RJ's DB9…When's it seeing release? Looks like fun.

Indeed.

The hair.

Not sure.

And how's the big cat Roj? Killed you yet? And what would you do if I said my entry was an Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalpine A3100? Just think of it as a Mazerati Bora.

I've not driven it yet. Too busy watching the girlfriend unboxing the jewelery box I bought her.

I would kick you out of the Goof Patrol.

Not as big as my NEW TV! I had to demote my Xbox 360 and Wii to my wardrobe just to make room...

You don't need those anyway.

 

[Linkueigman]

I just woke up and read all of the posts from RoJ saying I should be in the goof patrol. I think Onboy is just afraid of me. I can tell from every post has to mention me. Wait.......... Maybe....... Onboy has some crush on me as he can't stop talking or mentioning me.............. Onboy, it is okay..... just come out of the closet. We won't judge you for what your like or hate.

I just had to make the joke, it was too easy not to.

 

[Dragonthing]

Okay, TV is working and all set up, guess I should start gaming again now wonder what GT5 looks like...

 

[Linkueigman]

Okay, TV is working and all set up, guess I should start gaming again now wonder what GT5 looks like...

If it is in 1080p, you will never want to put the controller down.

 

[Onboy123]

I just woke up and read all of the posts from RoJ saying I should be in the goof patrol. I think Onboy is just afraid of me. I can tell from every post has to mention me. Wait.......... Maybe....... Onboy has some crush on me as he can't stop talking or mentioning me.............. Onboy, it is okay..... just come out of the closet. We won't judge you for what your like or hate.

I just had to make the joke, it was too easy not to.

lulwut? I no gay, I straight.

And if the price of tuning the rustbucket is that my Goof Patrol membership kicks the bucket, no thanks, I'm not entering one.

 

[uMadson?]

I would kick you out of the Goof Patrol.

Whoops. Stop right there Roj, you'd have to be in the Goof Patrol too if you want to control it

 

[Linkueigman]

lulwut? I no gay, I straight.

It is alright man, just come out of the closet. You went in to find your GT5 and you still didn't come out. Everyone is afraid.... so just come out of the closet.

Professional cover up.

 

[VTiRoj]

If it is in 1080p, you will never want to put the controller down.

GT5 looks stunning in 1080p.

lulwut? I no gay, I straight.

And if the price of tuning the rustbucket is that my Goof Patrol membership kicks the bucket, no thanks, I'm not entering one.

Sure.

Good. And remember what happens to French rustbuckets around here.

Whoops. Stop right there Roj, you'd have to be in the Goof Patrol too if you want to control it

I was the one that gave you your group name, that gives me some control.

 

[Dragonthing]

If it is in 1080p, you will never want to put the controller down.

Yup, actual 1080p too, not downscaled crap like my old Bravia...it's a 46" full HD 3D Smart TV with all kindsa fancy buttons on the remote. And it cost me £90 too

 

[uMadson?]

I was the one that gave you your group name, that gives me some control.

You just contributed.

Go ahead, tune that car for Onboy123, once you kick him out I'm going to put him in again.

 

[Onboy123]

You just contributed.

Go ahead, tune that car for Onboy123, once you kick him out I'm going to put him in again.

Baka, I'm tuning it. ME.

 

[VTiRoj]

You just contributed.

Go ahead, tune that car for Onboy123, once you kick him out I'm going to put him in again.

It appears my creation has developed a mind of it's own. I guess it's time to pull the plug on GOOF_01.

He wasn't asking for a tune (although he can frig himself if he wants one), he was saying if he entered one into the shootout.