The Random Story Thread

oosacker

1,847

• Aug 13, 2002

• #1

One day, I decided to go out to town on my bicycle. I hopped on my RS SUPERSPORT GT25 bicycle and went out. Just then a dog came running at me....

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Puffy

1,671

• Aug 13, 2002

• #2

so i kicked him in the face and his nose started to bleed, then some lady came out and.......

 

oosacker

1,847

• Aug 13, 2002

• #3

realised it was my dad. He said

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #4

what are you doing....he raised a bat and....

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Aug 13, 2002

• #5

....lubed it up with astroglide, then shoved it up his...

 

oosacker

1,847

• Aug 13, 2002

• #6

...rectum for no apparent reason. I ran away towards...

 

made in holland

4,677

• Aug 13, 2002

• #7

the transsexual prostitute and asked if i could have a.....

 

sn00pie

AAAH DON'T PANIC!!!

Staff Emeritus

12,825

• Aug 13, 2002

• #8

BJ

 

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bird2rock

292

• Aug 13, 2002

• #9

my request for a BJ was totally misunderstood, and OMG .......

 

sn00pie

AAAH DON'T PANIC!!!

Staff Emeritus

12,825

• Aug 13, 2002

• #10

I actually got one.

 

made in holland

4,677

• Aug 13, 2002

• #11

So with my 2 new boobs from the BoobJob i went....

 

TVRKing

6,847

SeismicGravy

• Aug 13, 2002

• #12

slightly queer

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #13

in the head

 

Ryan2

3,769

• Aug 13, 2002

• #14

where my brain is

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #15

placed between my ears, and my ass.....

 

TVRKing

6,847

SeismicGravy

• Aug 13, 2002

• #16

is huge

 

Rumple Foreskin

9,899

• Aug 13, 2002

• #17

which reminds me of.....

 

TVRKing

6,847

SeismicGravy

• Aug 13, 2002

• #18

2 badly parked VW beetles.

 

sn00pie

AAAH DON'T PANIC!!!

Staff Emeritus

12,825

• Aug 13, 2002

• #19

So I went out and...

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Aug 13, 2002

• #20

...began to cry blood when Shakira came along and...

 

TVRKing

6,847

SeismicGravy

• Aug 13, 2002

• #21

had plastic surgery

 

sn00pie

AAAH DON'T PANIC!!!

Staff Emeritus

12,825

• Aug 13, 2002

• #22

... on her ass and ...

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #23

now it looked like 2 tour buses on her ass..then i said.....

 

sn00pie

AAAH DON'T PANIC!!!

Staff Emeritus

12,825

• Aug 13, 2002

• #24

"Doug can't ship drugs well."

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #25

whose Doug? a person near by said

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Aug 13, 2002

• #26

"But Shakira can." Then out of nowhere came Dikembe Mutombo...

 

whitez

4,508

• Aug 13, 2002

• #27

*ok, i am now lost*

 

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1X83Z

Premium

20,944

usa

• Aug 13, 2002

• #28

*but then suddenly you were found again*....

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Aug 13, 2002

• #29

Someone said from the crowd of spectators that...

 

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Warped_Devotion

204

• Aug 14, 2002

• #30

this is crazy