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Of course, then from the deepest, darkest part of outer Mongolia...
 
a glorious tune. It said to me, with a squeaky kind of voice...
 
A policeman came saying that I had commited a serious crime, in which...
 
shot me in the genitalia. OUCH, I said and gave him the iron fist of death. He died, but then a whole swat team came with their MP5s and smoke grens...
 
the sky (oh how greyish it is). Anywayz, the swat team came and
 
my clone which had been created 3 years earlier by Doctor Gyner and a group of mad scientists at the genetics laboratory down the road from the birthplace of Sadaam Hussein, who by the way is my uncle's stepbrothers, friend. I then proceeded to punch the living hell out of my clone until a crater fell from the sky and killed the frog which was just feet from where I was standing 6 minutes ago. I then yelled to the world that this makes no sense and continued to do the hokey pokey when...
 
Then I realised that I lacked one. Anywayz, I was going into town on my bike and
 
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