The Random Story Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

took it out and handed it to the ....

 

[oosacker]

(WTF? a sausage up a penis?) guy called richard who is actually a transsexual

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

which made me very....

 

[oosacker]

horny? and then

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

i told him i was interested in his extremly large...

 

[oosacker]

vibrator. I then

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

took it out of his ass and placed it in the guys hand that was next to me. He then proceeded to throw it at the passing....

 

[oosacker]

naked lady whose name was Jane. She was drunk and

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

decided to show us all a trick, she immediatly.....

 

[Klostrophobic]

looked at a penis and...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

decided that it was infact.....

 

[oosacker]

bent. she continued to

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

take it in her........

 

[oosacker]

hand and

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

chopped it off and ran away with it when i finally.....

 

[oosacker]

realised I was

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

able to trip her by......

 

[oosacker]

using a thin metal wire which I call bob. Jane fell on her

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

face which made me....

 

[oosacker]

feel 1337. Any wayz, I took my penis off her and put it back on the right place, which is...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

on my forehead, whiledoing this i looked up and saw..

 

[oosacker]

the sky again. The clouds displayed the message:"4 5p3c141 n0+3 +0 004ck3r:
4r3 y0u g3++1ng r34dy 2 p05+ 4 d3gr4d1ng, h4r5h, 0r d0wnr1gh+ s+up1d c0mm3n+?
+h1nk b3f0r3 y0u 5p34k! G+P14n3+ 15 0n1y 45 g00d 45 y0u m4k3 1+."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

which is a really gay way of talking, so i said to myself....

 

[oosacker]

"A special note to oosacker:
Are you getting ready to post a degrading, harsh, or downright stupid comment?
Think before you speak! GTPlanet is only as good as you make it....hmmmmmmm who the fu_k is oosacker??"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

hes a post whore from gtp, which reminds me of...

 

[oosacker]

Rumple Foreskin, who was also a spammer @ GTP. Anywayz...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

i decided it was time to...

 

[ScarySquirrel]

masturbate furiously until I bled. Which is really gross...

But I decided it was the appropriate thing to do since everything else that has happened is really stupid. So then, after I lost an entire pint of blood I crossed the street to Starbucks, got a coffee and turned around, bandaged penis in my hand, and saw...

 

[whitez]

a naked chick name Traci Bingham...my mouth....

 

[Klostrophobic]

fell over my penis and...