September 19th - International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Ahoy thar, me mateys!

Now it be past the houarrrr of midnight and the day be September 19th - today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrr!

Here be the official song o'the day - commit it to memory or fall afoul o' Davey Jones, laddie.


Ya-haarrrrrrr!
 
Arrrrr, lad, this be provin' difficult. Me imagination be driftin' and I be ready for a keelhaulin'! Be gentle matie.

Yarrrr!!
 
This is going to be the thread that plummets GTP into its own little black hole... :scared:
 
Flerbizky
This is going to be the thread that plummets GTP into its own little black hole... :scared:
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Not so, me shipmate. It be only to inform folk o' the day, so that they may honour their pirate brethren by talkin' pirate today. Arrrr.

Folk who can't keep their pirate to this one day will be in for a keelhaulin', an no mistakin'!
 
thi song be better in ways

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
 
Aye captain, it be true. I be on the far side, but, arrr, I be speakin' pirate. Now don't be upsetin' the captain me 'earty! Don't be speakin' the strange tounge or be swabbin' the decks!
 
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Arrr...um...I arr don't arr think arr I arr should arr be arr speaking arr in arr pirate arr until arr it arr is arr Sepetembarr 19th...arr..

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Shiver me timbers!? I don't think he be sane enough for a keelhaulin' captain! He won't know the punishment be comin' to 'im!
 
Arrrr! Me wench not be liken me pirate words! This eve ta scurvy wank shall walk my plank if ye be know'n what I be sayin'. Hardy-har-har!
*SQUAK*
Shuddup Polly...Hardy-har-har!
 
Tommorow will be a great day indeed. Not quite there, yet.
 
Arrr, ye don't be knowin' what ye be sayin'. We've only got 1 and a half hours b'fore tomorrow, yeh know.

So's the captain encouragin' pirate tounge to be sayin' the forum over, or just in this here thread? It'd be quite the sight to be lookin' back from the future and see a day where everyone was speakin' of the pirates! Yarrrr, Genius!


Now where'd I rip that last line from?
 
Yarr, I think ye all be facin a keelhaullin' for this mockery o' thee ol' days. I hope Davey Jones finds ye all nice and tasteey.

[/embarrising attempt]
 
I thought it was pretty badass.....Arrrr! me 'earty
 
It's early, yet, methinks 5 bells, not yet midnite. Whilst a-waitin' I went fer me barrel o' rum, and finds it EMPTY!!!!!! Me daughter's been a-sipping me rum again!!!

I canna put it to the crew, they'll call fer Moses' Law, and I won't put her up to the mast fer a-lashin'!

Me crew needs ter find a ship ta raid. I'll be puttin' the sails out and sendin' up lookouts, we're gonna have new rum (and some GOLD!!!) by nightfall tomorrah!

[The obligatory] AAAAAARRR!
 


ARRRRRRR! Today be a FINE day fer plunderrring!
 
Avast me Mateys!, um er.....Ahoy, Arrr!!!!!, (Insert pirate stuff here)

/end stinky atempt

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P.S. Ominis, How'd ye get that there pic in ye sig, me always wonderin.
 
Ahoy, me hearties!

Grab this coffer, or set sail on a clipper if me mates don't join along and gab like a Buccaneer! Ye better sail handsomely, me scallywag, and haul wind! For we all set sail and scourge the seven seas in a man-of-war 'til ye be overhauled and shot down by chase guns filled with case shot and six pounders! Aye, so no mutiny or ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko! Remember, dead men tell no tales! Arr! Arr!

So, It be best to go on account and gab like a Buccaneer, or face a flogging with the cat o'nine tails, or perhaps a spar to ye diddybag. Yo-ho-ho, and blow the man down! Arr! Arr!

Ho! Ye'll that join in will celebrate and splice the main brace n'get loaded to the gunwalls and toast a black jack of clap of thunder 'til me hearties are grog blossom or 'til ye hogshead runs dry! Squiffy, ye'll set sail tword the landlubbers for a wench and crack Jenny's tea cup! Land Ho! Yee-arr-arr-arr!
 
"This is Japanese Airlines flight 763 requesting permission to land, over..."

Aaaarrr, me thinks be me walkin' the plank for that one... :sly:
 
Wallrunner51
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P.S. Ominis, How'd ye get that there pic in ye sig, me always wonderin.
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Might ye be speakin' of me large M in me siggy? Yarr, tis older than ye barnicles behind ye ears! I reckon the new rules be not applying to me siggy, having been unchanged since me maiden voyage. Alas, I did change me label, but found meself stuck with "Indomitable" before I could return to me ol' standard. Ye be a scurvy squab to think me of havin' an image in me sig! Yarrr, Harrr harrr harrr!!!
 
Apparently there’s a leak…

(Best. Pirate. Quote. Ever.)

Also:

No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
 
Omnis
Might ye be speakin' of me large M in me siggy? Yarr, tis older than ye barnicles behind ye ears! I reckon the new rules be not applying to me siggy, having been unchanged since me maiden voyage. Alas, I did change me label, but found meself stuck with "Indomitable" before I could return to me ol' standard. Ye be a scurvy squab to think me of havin' an image in me sig! Yarrr, Harrr harrr harrr!!!
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Harrrr, Meself found out that it be not a pic, but yet it be just ye text, afters me asked about it. harr harr..

tis is alot most funs than ye "IM IN UR BASE" stuf.

sSage
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Um lets meself guess, Pirates of the Caribbean 2?

yo yo ho, a pirates life for me.

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