I don't believe in pirates
Tharrr's a pity, wee lad, 'cos pirates believe in you! Arrrrr! Haharrrrr!
What if I haven't changed me calendaaaarr?and it can no longer possibly be September 19th anywhere in the world,
'Twas a collaborative effort to not be upsettin' ya, but since ya asked, the rums gone.Grahhh. Why did none of you shipmates tell me before!
Arrr! This ships wheel in me pants be driving me nuts!
Edit: Hornpipes! That bilge rat Solid already used that particular line.
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It comes but once a yearrrrr....
I hope we've all been practicing...