September 19th - International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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You were good up until the two. ;)
 
Yarr, the barnicle codpieced the entire shanty. Thar be nothin' worse on the high seas than to be a'wreckin' me deckhands' anthems, yarr!!
 
Ahoy! Arrr, ye should haft made this thread yesterday. I didn’t realise today was Talk Like a Pirate Day until I saw a buccaneer walking around campus in pirate gear! Arrr!
 
Blake
Ahoy! Arrr, ye should haft made this thread yesterday. I didn’t realise today was Talk Like a Pirate Day until I saw a buccaneer walking around campus in pirate gear! Arrr!
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> You. (I'm sure you're greater than that Jerry guy, though.)



By the way, guys: Everyone is hereby obligated to sing/perform this break into song from Lazytown in public:



Yarr harr, fiddledy dee! (you have to agree that the song is pretty dope)
 
Arrr, me work colleagues thinks I be goin mad
*coughs up phlegm*
All I done was answer the phone in me pirate speak. Yarr!
 
Argh! I wonder how the scalleywags down at th' o'cinema shall react to this fine day!

LAND AHOY!!!
 
Omnis
> You. (I'm sure you're greater than that Jerry guy, though.)



By the way, guys: Everyone is hereby obligated to sing/perform this break into song from Lazytown in public:



Yarr harr, fiddledy dee! (you have to agree that the song is pretty dope)
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Arr! Lazytown. Arr-arr! Me we grommets enjoyed a voyage with that sog many ports ago. Arr!
 
Pirate to Englishe translat'r me hearties?

http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl

I remember this day from last year. I tried t' convince me teacher and classmates t' have a party but we didnae.
 
I've just downloaded loadsa games. I'll put them oan a DVD and sell ye them fur a tenner.
 
Arr! Today be talk like a pirate day? Ahoy, this day has caught me off guard. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
 
That be strange, that be... aaarrr, mine be more like a Norfolk accent
 
Touring Mars
That be strange, that be... aaarrr, mine be more like a Norfolk accent
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Gerr off yer combine 'arvester...

After you've done a few "aaars", shivered your timbers, pieced together your eight and walked a plank, what else is there to do?
 
I be painting my beard blue...
 
Randymcchickenf
Arrrr! Me Pirate voice be coming out in Irish. Shiver me timbers...
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Touring Mars
That be strange, that be... aaarrr, mine be more like a Norfolk accent
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Arr, it looks as if we have a couple o' fools ere, Cap'n! Tryin' to pull the wool over the cap'ns eyes are ye?

When ye be speakin' pirate ye must growl it. Gar!

See 'ere.

 
Arr, that be the nicest video in the land.

Aye, nobody's been stretchin' this too far and spreddin' it all through the land. Top Jarb, me lads!
 
Sage
Aye, you war good up until the two. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? ;)
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Ahoy, fixed

So tis' Pirates o' the Caribbean 1?

From,
Wall
 
yar! pirates day it may be! but to me! it be the day when my models nay did arrive!


YARRRRRRRR! I BE ANNOYED NOW me shipmates
 
CCX
yar! pirates day it may be! but to me! it be the day when my models nay did arrive!


YARRRRRRRR! I BE ANNOYED NOW me shipmates
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Arr, find the scallywags to blame and make em walk the plank! Their failure shall lead em to Davey Jone's locker. Gar!
 
this reminds me all of Captain McCallister from the simpsons "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

viper
 
Ninjas FTW!

Yarrr...
 
FoolKiller
Arr! Today be talk like a pirate day? Ahoy, this day has caught me off guard. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
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If it be red rum ye be looking for, it can be murder (but reverse) or like a dead horse, aaarr...
 
Arrr! So it be jokes ye prefer telling, aye? Here ye go, me hearties!

A pirate walks into a bar and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill (this being, as I said before, a large glass) he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a doubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiosity gets the best of him.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

EDIT: MORE BAD PIRATE JOKES; JOKES THAT END WITH "ARRRRR!!!"

Where do pirates buy their coffee? StARRRRRRRRbucks!

What is a pirate's favorite magazine? CARRRRRRRRR and Driver.

What deadly gas do pirates fear most? CARRRRRRRbon monoxide.

What part of a train do pirates like to ride in? The bARRRRRR cARRRRRRR!

What did the pirate do next after eating a plate of spotted dick? He fARRRRRRted.

Where do young pirates like to hang out? The ARRRRRRcade.
 
I don't believe in pirates - do you mind if i don't participate?
 
@Solid: Arrr har har!
 
Give that thar scalliwag a keelhaulin'! ARRrrrrRRrRr!!!!
 
TheCracker
I don't believe in pirates - do you mind if i don't participate?
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You be a scury dog, eh!?

Woodden like teh be in yer boots when the Cap'n gets to yer! Yer be in fer a lashing if Cap'ns in a genARRGHrous mood.

YARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
 
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