Making Car-nversation!

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Are you kidding?
I thought this might be a fun idea.

We post a pic of a car, then post what it might say in a conversation (if they could talk, before anyone posts the blatantly obvious that it's an inanimate object that cannot produce speech). Hopefully it will be an amusing conversation between them. :)


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"You whippersnappers with your technology...don't forget who paved the AWD way for yer!"
 

I'm too sexy for a door. Too sexy for a door. too sexy for a door..



I'm afraid I won't let you go there, Chris. *belches gray and blue smoke*
 
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Them youngsters. Respect thy father and thy mother!


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But Uncle Stratos, the game's moved on! AWD is cool!
 
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I'm depressed.
 
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Just be home by 11.
 
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Hi, I've just arrived from australia, can someone point me to the track?
 

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I find you cute. You want to go out? :O *girlish giggle*​

Whatever... I'm gonna go go cut my tires and play Cradle of Filth on the stereo...


I hate my life...
 
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"I got all F's in school, but hey, still made it into the football team! -giggle-​
 
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I think I'm going to go cut myself, write poetry and listen to Linkin Park.
 
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Don't you wish you could have curves like these at 39
 
Speaking of Audi, the new S4 is absolutely superb looking. I can't wait to sit in one.
 
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"But I have a great personality."
crap, you beat me to it.
 
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Flock of seagulls is totally radical dudes!
 
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"Tell her.. that.. tell her that I won.. -dies-" :sick:
 
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Aww man, I left my nasal spray at the AV club...

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Oh man, you're missing out! Nothing but clear sinuses for me!
 
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Someday I'll be a REAL boy!
 
I will live FOREVER!!

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Haha!! I have found the fountain of youth!!

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What!? Sentra!? :lol: gtfo...

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I may be 75, but don't think that'll stop me from kickin' your ass, youngster.

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Front brakes? Don't be such a square... You Chicken?
 
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