Army jeep: Remember Rubicon you have to be on your sidewalls at all times.
Rubicon: And why is that?
Army jeep: Because the enemy can strike at any time thats why! We'll get em, all American steel and oil will never lose
Rubicon: I'm actually part german, and a little japanese i think
Army jeep: Your a commie?! Abort, Abort, mayday!
Rubicon: No, no, i'm not a commie this is a new age grandpa!
Army jeep: My own steel and oil is a damn commie! O the vehiculity!
Rubicon: Grampa, really. It's 2007.
Army Jeep: What kind of Willys produced Bantam are you?!
Rubicon: Willys? Who are they?
Army Jeep: Your heritage, dumbass!
Rubicon: Grampa, I've been meaning to tell you this: I'm a Chrysler.
Army Jeep: A CHRYSLER!? The humanity, my own steel and oil... A Chrysler..
Rubicon: I had to come out of the shop sometime..