Making Car-nversation!

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Ok, so the heater may have malfunctioned...
 
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H1: You ready for the trails kid
H3: heck na, my rims will get all dirty
H1: What did i tell you about rims
H3: I ain't kno. Shi all da ladies think dey fly
H1: *sigh*, Your even more of a disappointment than your father
 
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"This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know that you can hear us, Earthmen."
 
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Army jeep: Remember Rubicon you have to be on your sidewalls at all times.
Rubicon: And why is that?
Army jeep: Because the enemy can strike at any time thats why! We'll get em, all American steel and oil will never lose
Rubicon: I'm actually part german, and a little japanese i think
Army jeep: Your a commie?! Abort, Abort, mayday!
Rubicon: No, no, i'm not a commie this is a new age grandpa!
Army jeep: My own steel and oil is a damn commie! O the vehiculity!
 
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Dodge:Pull over Immediately!
Ricer: *gulp* Ok but please don't hurt me
Dodge: Aww nuts im out of gas, Back up requested, be on the look out for a silver Nissam Skyline
Astra: Ok im on it!
Ricer: Hehe(Speeds off)

About an Hour later:

Astra Arrives...

Dodge: Where the hell was you?
Astra: I was coming
Dodge: You took your time, he got away
Astra: Sorry its not my fault im a 1.6 Diesel (bursts into tears)
Dodge: The Sarge is going to hear about this...
 
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Army jeep: Remember Rubicon you have to be on your sidewalls at all times.
Rubicon: And why is that?
Army jeep: Because the enemy can strike at any time thats why! We'll get em, all American steel and oil will never lose
Rubicon: I'm actually part german, and a little japanese i think
Army jeep: Your a commie?! Abort, Abort, mayday!
Rubicon: No, no, i'm not a commie this is a new age grandpa!
Army jeep: My own steel and oil is a damn commie! O the vehiculity!
Rubicon: Grampa, really. It's 2007.
Army Jeep: What kind of Willys produced Bantam are you?!
Rubicon: Willys? Who are they?
Army Jeep: Your heritage, dumbass!
Rubicon: Grampa, I've been meaning to tell you this: I'm a Chrysler.
Army Jeep: A CHRYSLER!? The humanity, my own steel and oil... A Chrysler..
Rubicon: I had to come out of the shop sometime..

Edited. :D
 
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"Careful, I might contain traces of lead in my paint"
 
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Mini: Why me?!?!?!?!?!? *Crys*
Beetle: It's OK sis'! Girls stick together!
Mini: I'm a dude! *Crys harder*
Beetle: LIEK... ZOMG WTF
 
AE86: So, what are you gonna do today Prius.

Prius:I'm gonna save the world from global warming while acting smug toward any SUVs I meet. How about you?

AE86: my owner is gonna blueprint my new block today, then if there is time, well get a catalytic converter.

Prius: You mean your not... eco friendly?

AE86: Well, uh, you could say that.

Prius: MURDERER! (throws red paint on AE86)

AE86: I know that you didn't mean it that way, but thanks for the paint! My driver couldn't afford new paint.

Prius: I'm going to Starbucks...
 

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AE86: You do realize you contain a toxic amount of nickel and that you wasted lots of gas before being sold, right?
 
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Darth Taunus: No, Sierra.. I am your father!

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Ford Sierra: NNnoooooo...! It can't be! I have the forced induction and you have OHC!
 
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