Making Car-nversation!

[land sea air]

I may be 75, but don't think that'll stop me from kickin' your ass, youngster.

"hi, yes, I'll have the baby, with a side salad..."

 

[Joey D]

I'M GUNNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!

 

[High-Test]

Pchht. We've been expecting you, young Skywalker. fssht.

 

[YSSMAN]

Ask me about my Weiner!!!

 

[TopHat]

The therapist says I should think of other ways of working out my insecurities.

 

[High-Test]

The therapist says I should think of other ways of working out my insecurities.

That's awesome.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Hey there, wanna ride?

 

[Slicks]

No sexual innuendo here, folks.

(Does anyone else see Chevy Sprint headlights, or is it just me?)

 

[Sakiale]

I find you cute. You want to go out? *girlish giggle*​

With that moustache, I hope you're trying to make that 500 as a boy.

Darth, stop sliding so much! You'll never catch Luke if you focus on style over speed!

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

No, I'm not "compensating" for anything. Why do you ask?

 

[Tommi]

"If I find even a drop of sick or dog pee in the back Im gonna make him wish he had bought that Mondeo Estate"​

 

[Skid Mark 33]

''Why is you Bum so big!''

''Cause I'm a Renault, duh!''

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

"**** Im sexy."​

 

[Skid Mark 33]

"**** Im sexy."​

Yes, you are sexy. Wanna go out sometime! (Girlish Giggle)

Your cheating on me! (Starts crying)

 

[Sakiale]

So the Fiat is a boy, right?

 

[Perfect Balance]

No the F50 is a boy, fiat is a girl.

 

[benzoboy]

RAWRRRRRRRRRR I IZ SCARY CAR

For the last time! I'm NOT a climbing frame for god's sake!

See? I can be cool!

Mine's longer than yours!

 

[Barracuda]

Charger: I can't wait to go out on the street tonight
Barracuda: Just be careful youngin, make sure to check your carburetors
Charger: Carburetors?
Barracuda: What do you mean, carburetors?
Charger: I have fuel injection, my computer diagnostics say everything is fine
Barracuda: Computers?, are you on diesel or something
Charger: Come on old man, its the new age
Barracuda: Boy, I oughta smack the oil out of you. Go to your garage
Charger: But grandpa..
Barracuda: What did i just tell you! Get your ugly boot in that garage before i get uncle Superbird out here!

 

[High-Test]

Barracuda: Computers?, are you on diesel or something

👍👍

ROFLLMAO!!!!!!!

Ute? No way in hell could one of those kids look this good..

 

[Perfect Balance]

Mine's longer than yours!

Longer nose?

EDIT: I was going to post a tank and something about a "gun show"

But I don't know anything about tanks and didn't want to risk posting a crappy tank, cause then the caption wouldn't work right.

 

[Sakiale]

But the 500 has that frickin chrome moustache!

Although, the F50 really doesn't look feminine...

 

[Tommi]

Thats a great one Diablo' 👍

 

[GT Pro]

"Do I look big in this?"

 

[land sea air]

[Zombie mutant voice]braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnns [/zombievoice]

 

[High-Test]

[Zombie mutant voice]braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnns [/zombievoice]

I think Dragula is better suited to that. Or a beat-to-hell W124 going down the highway. That's zombie-like, isn't it?

 

[land sea air]

Or a beat-to-hell W124 going down the highway. That's zombie-like, isn't it?

you can't be a zombie if you can't die I think of Dragula more as more of a gentleman with a dark side like Dracula whereas that thing is a "thing"

 

[Speedster502]

Hang on a minute...You mean he is my son? But he is fat and ugly and probably slow too...I want a DNA proof test!

But...Dadda...

 

[High-Test]

I picture a Toyota camry saying, "come on, Rex, you remember that night, don't you?"

 

[Barracuda]

I picture a Toyota camry saying, "come on, Rex, you remember that night, don't you?"

lol, thats a good one

 

[superberkut]

"There is Burning Man, but why Burning Car?!? And why was I chosen?!?"