I'll trade you for "a once in a lifetime opportunity to come to my house for coffee."
In this trip there will be supplied 1 cup of coffee, with unlimited refills, for as long as you can drink them, or until I decide to go to bed.
* note: I will not be responsible for transportation, or transportation cost, nor the energy required to open the door. And probably not the energy required to pour the coffee, and you may be responsible for making one or more pots of coffee. *
*all insurances and liscences are your responsibility*
*we are also not responsible for the temperature of the coffee. Coffee may be hot and cause burns if drank too soon or used improperly*
*caffeine may be addictive*
*cancellation policy:
I require 24hrs written notice prior to cancellation, or you will be deemed to have lost all legal, non-legal, made up, and fictional rights, and will been deemed to forfit the trade.
No refunds or trade backsies will be issued under any circumstance *
Let me know if your interested in this trade, and we can set up a day