2013 NASCAR Thread

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Jahgee1124
Jimmie Johnson hasn't had a son (yet), so any Jimmie Johnson Jr. at this point is but a single cell.
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Who cares about the technicalities dude, surely you know it was joke.
 
JIMMIE THE JUGGERNAUT JOHNSON WINS AT POCONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
who's carl edwards? who's tony stewart? who's dale jr? who's kyle busch? THEY'RE GARBAGE!!!

this post should've been made hours ago, i was at a party without my computer
 
ICEYOU
where did you hear that btw?
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Live during Victory Lane on SPEED. You don't watch?

polobob
i was in that race with that jimmie johnson guy on the video on page 310.
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Kinda figured. Be sure to get facts al least reasonably straight around here. Otherwise make sure you're prefacing with "in my opinion..."
 
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Ganon83
Somewhere = Testicles.
Now go back and read every single one ICEYOU ever posted using that rule.
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It's way more fun to put him on your ignore list, and go back and re-read the thread without all the detours from logic. 👍
 
RVDNuT374
For more semi-serious 2013 predictions:

-Despite the "new and improved" cars, the racing won't be much better. :yuck:
-Brian France and Mike Helton grow brains and eliminate several "kiddie" rules, including the Chase. :crazy:
-Jeff Gordon avoids the bad luck that plagued him this year on his way to become a 5-time Cup series champion over Brad Keselowski and Earnhardt Jr.
-Jimmie Johnson finally has a whole season of bad luck. 👍
- I hate to say this, but a driver will get badly hurt at one of the plate races. :nervous:
-Danica Patrick realizes she is a mediocre driver and decides to quit NASCAR in order to pursue modeling. :yuck:
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Now is a good time to see how everybody's pre-season predictions turned out so far. The top one highlighted in bold is the only one of mine that came true. As a matter of fact, the racing in my opinion has been even more of the "funeral procession" type than previous years, which I thought wouldn't be possible. :yuck:
 
Too bad the prediction of you being done with NASCAR didn't come to fruition.:rolleyes:

Seriously, why are you even watching if it's as bad as you make it out to be?:confused:
 
RVDNuT374
Now is a good time to see how everybody's pre-season predictions turned out so far. The top one highlighted in bold is the only one of mine that came true. As a matter of fact, the racing in my opinion has been even more of the "funeral procession" type than previous years, which I thought wouldn't be possible. :yuck:
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OK, I'll do it

Jahgee1124
PREDICTIONS FOR 2013
Gordon doesn't win, but does have another incident with Clint Bowyer
The new SC car changes nothing, disappointing people.
Jimmie Johnson wins the Daytona 500
Brad Keselowski pulls a Vettel and dominates the year a la 2011 F1
A new track that everybody is in love with in one of the top three series disappoints all, while those people that praised it call for its immediate removal.
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40% success rate
 
Recap of my preseason prediction:

MustangRyan
I think Kenseth could have a very strong year next season. He is a very experienced driver that takes care of his equipment, and rarely makes mistakes. He (and all the Roush drivers) have been pretty weak on flat tracks like Martinsville and Phoenix in the past. But, guess where JGR is very strong?
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Matt is currently 6th in points, but is tied for the lead this season with 3 wins. However, he has lost a lot of points (and 3 more potential wins) with DNFs in three races when he was running in the top 2:

Daytona 500 - 37th (Blown engine while leading/dominating the race)
Bristol - 35th (Caught up in Jeff Gordon's wreck while running 2nd)
Dover - 40th (Blown engine while leading the race)

If those three results were replaced with just 5th place finishes, he would be 2nd in points right now, just 6 points back of Jimmie Johnson. Being spun out by Montoya at Pocono definitely didn't help (25th place finish).
 
MustangRyan
Recap of my preseason prediction:



Matt is currently 6th in points, but is tied for the lead this season with 3 wins. However, he has lost a lot of points (and 3 more potential wins) with DNFs in three races when he was running in the top 2:

Daytona 500 - 37th (Blown engine while leading/dominating the race)
Bristol - 35th (Caught up in Jeff Gordon's wreck while running 2nd)
Dover - 40th (Blown engine while leading the race)

If those three results were replaced with just 5th place finishes, he would be 2nd in points right now, just 6 points back of Jimmie Johnson. Being spun out by Montoya at Pocono definitely didn't help (25th place finish).
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Even with a 51 point lead, Johnson has lost his fair share of points.

Bristol - Running 5th with 50 laps to go. Blows a tire and finishes 22nd. 17 points lost.
Dover - Last restart was a total mess and went from a near guaranteed win to 17th. 20 points lost.

Fix those and he's got 4 wins and an 88 point lead over 2nd place. Not too shabby after 14 races.
 
iRevelationz
Even with a 51 point lead, Johnson has lost his fair share of points.

Bristol - Running 5th with 50 laps to go. Blows a tire and finishes 22nd. 17 points lost.
Dover - Last restart was a total mess and went from a near guaranteed win to 17th. 20 points lost.

Fix those and he's got 4 wins and an 88 point lead over 2nd place. Not too shabby after 14 races.
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Dover was his own fault.
 
Shoe67
I'm confused. Did I do anything to break the rules?
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Apparently, its illegal to acuse Jimmie Johnson of any wrong doing. Of course he is not a mod, so you can just ignore him.
 
polobob
shoe67 deserves a ban

its photoshop? why kevin harvick? hes garbage!
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I would highly suggest you not nominate anyone for a ban, especially when cannot use a shift button properly, but can muster the energy to change their font. You have 8 posts within a tiny amount of time at GTPlanet, a laughable amount of time for anyone to make suggestions about the behavior of other members.

This is an example shift key, typically found 3-to-6 inches away from your wrists:

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It also separates the men from the infantile, and those who will be moving on to exciting and interesting careers, instead of mopping floors and living in their parent's single-wide for the next twenty years.

Try some punctuation and grammar on for size. You probably learned it in school, something you got for free by tax-paying citizens. So re-learn what an apostrophe is, and how to use it. There's a lot more to punctuation than the exclamation point.

Also, try posting some sort of explanation or reason for your "trash talk". Otherwise, you'll probably be ignored by others in short order. It's easy for others to use it on you, however, it merely makes your posts stand out more to moderators who help keep this place clean from junk.

Trash talk is the equivalent of poop in a paper sack. Fortunately, we can quote you, and send it back at you, with flames attached. in case you hadn't realized...there's actually a stereotype attached to die-hard NASCAR fans that cannot spell. I bet you're smart enough to do something about that, right?

Lastly, re-read the rules, as you agreed to them when you signed up; ignorance is no excuse, and failure to comply will probably bring your run at GTPlanet to a halt.
 
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