2018 GTP Awards - Quote of the Year

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Quote of the Year
Thought-provoking, genius, ridiculous or just plain side-splitting - what's the best thing you've read on GTPlanet this year?

Please vote above for which you think should be the GTPlanet Award winner for Quote of the Year 2018. Nominees are:

Earth is an interstellar garage which shields us from God's flying Christ poop.

Apropos of nothing this subject is a fantastic way of weeding out the internet's most objectionable human beings.

Police seize 20 tonnes of miniature Eiffel towers...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...er-trinkets-worth-half-a-million-euros-seized

"That gives an idea of the scale of this market."

Roughly between 1:10,000 and 1:2,000 💡

Can someone explain why on earth you need to dope for curling?!

Maybe he was stoned?