70,000 beer cans in one house!

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Holy crap, that's a lot of beer!

Homer Simpson: "I may have to quit drinking!"
Homer's liver: "Yay!!"
Homer: "Shut up, liver!" [punches stomach] "ow, my liver hurts!"
 
Specialized
Damn! I only got 40,000 in my house. Guess i got a while to go untill i beat that record! :lol:
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The sad part about that story is out of 70,000 cans he only got $800.00. If he was in Michigan it would have been $7,000 in cash!!! We have a 10 cent deposit for each can or bottle. :)
 
CAMAROBOY69
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The sad part about that story is out of 70,000 cans he only got $800.00. If he was in Michigan it would have been $7,000 in cash!!! We have a 10 cent deposit for each can or bottle. :)
Never mind the cans, think about how much money it would cost to buy that much beer in the first place! :eek:

I mean, when I finish a bottle of liquor, I'm like "damn, that cost 20 dollars!"
 
Can you imagine the smell, the mold, and the bugs in that house. Makes me sick just thinking of it. :crazy: :crazy:
It must have taken him a case of beer each day for like 8 years to get that many!
If you just leave one bottle out for abuot a week or 2 it starts smelling and gets moldy. I cant imagine that many in a house. YUCK!!
 
kylehnat
Never mind the cans, think about how much money it would cost to buy that much beer in the first place! :eek:
At $15 a case - $44,000.

Personally, I'd prefer a new vehicle to beer...
 
I'd prefer the beer, I already have 2 cars that are good enough. That much beer would last a while, I mean think about it 1 can lasts maybe 10 mins on average, 6 cans an hour, that's 24/7 non-stop drinking for almost 70 weeks :eek:.
 
And if you're drinking that much, you better no be driving. At least not around me in my new car. :D
 
I thought you were TVRKing for a minute there TB. I was thinking "Since when did TVRKing have a son?" :lol:

Lotsa beer there!
 
GTRacer4
I thought you were TVRKing for a minute there TB. I was thinking "Since when did TVRKing have a son?" :lol:
My plan is almost complete. Mwah ha ha!!!

Err, I mean, sorry for the confusion.
 
TB
At $15 a case - $44,000.

Personally, I'd prefer a new vehicle to beer...

Considering I don't drink alcohol, yes I would take the car in a heartbeat.
 
*McLaren*

I'm suprised this guy didn't die at the 20,000 mark.
Seriously. I mean, no matter how old you are, 70,000 beers is a huge number! I've probably downed a couple hundred in 3 or 4 years. At that pace, to get to 70,000 would probably require me to become an alcoholic.
 
PunkRock
Keep in mind that's US beer, which is pretty much like getting drunk on water... :p
Isn't all beer? You need at least 100 proof before it starts to hurt. :sly:
 
Wow, and he didn't even waste all that money on good beer. I mean Coors Light? He could have gotton the same amount of alcohol in about a twelve pack of MGD.
 
American Beer is like that on purpose...this way, Nascar doesn't have to feel so bad when having them as sponsors.
 
Jack Daniel's and Jim Beam are both sponsors. Although, to be fair, whiskey was fairly important in the creation of NASCAR ;)
 
kylehnat
Oh, so you're saying that Heineken won't show up in NASCAR anytime soon?

I'm not sure if we're on the same page.
 
She's still waiting for that dishwasher to be unloaded.
Omnis
I'm not sure if we're on the same page.
Are you referring to drunken fans??? Well, saying that a NASCAR fan is drunk is a redundant statement. :)
 
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