90's DTM- FINISHED

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I can remember when I was a kid a phase went around. I can't remember exactly how it went but a person would ask a question, where the only answer was turnips, so you say turnips as being a kid you were extremely gullible.
Next thing you know your being nipple crippled :lol: as they turn your nips - turnips
It's the same with the capital of Thailand
 
There was 150 year 11 lads on the field today all grouping up on un-liked individuals in the lower years which was quite amusing. We also spent the whole of last lesson on there refusing to do English. We then had the SMT team and head teacher and many other staff trying to stop us but it weren't
happening.

We'll probs be in severe trouble tomorrow, but who cares. :lol:
 
Oh yeah because the rest of your life doesn't depend on your grades at school or anything, i know loads of people without decent GCSE's who have gone on to be lawyers and what not. Who needs qualifications eh? :lol:

I also know loads of people who were bullied at school and it didn't even affect them, they lead completely normal lives and think very highly of themselves.....
 
You lot sound like a right bunch of 'tards'. If you had been constantly beaten with bats since a young age I doubt you would show such a flagrant disregard for authority :grumpy: :lol:
I take it by the un liked people you mean the fatties and the geeks?
 
Yes, some fat ginger kid, long haired ginger kid, idiot in year 10, just overall turnips!

At 1 point it almost turned to bullying as we got the same kid 7 times and his hair was soaking wet he had so much snow at him, so i stopped after 3 times.

P.S the fat ginger kid, got me 1st then ithrew half a snowman at him, learnt his lesson
 
:lol: No comment but Sandman is going to get you when he finds out you have been mean to a fellow ginger :D
 
Not just any ginger. His hair is 1 meter wide & goes down to his knees...
 
After we cornered the smokers and cegs we pummelled them with snow balls for 10 mins, this is what one of them put on facebook.

Stupid ****** year 11 boys think its funny to Corner 8 girls on the field! Your ******* pathetic! Grow a pair a little bit of ice won't hurt me but trust me as soon as the snow has gone just ******* wait I know who all of you are thinking your all hard bcoz you call every girl that walks past you a ceg tbh you obvs don't know the meaning of ceg bcoz the girls you call ceg are far from it!! Argh your ****** *****!!!!! :@

i then replied.

are you threatening me?

recieved several likes by my comrades and told to **** off by her.

i then replied.

just to confirm, i wasn't calling you a ceg. just joining in on the fun :)

recieved several likes from my comrades again.

Bring on the rest of snow coming this friday & saturday.
 
JB- Judas Priest! Look at the size of that fish :lol: Is that a ginger tash I see adorning your top lip? :D

Etid- What is a ceg?
 
berty1979
JB- Judas Priest! Look at the size of that fish :lol: Is that a ginger tash I see adorning your top lip? :D

Etid- What is a ceg?
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Was a full on ginger magician by the end of that trip was a week if i remember rightly.:crazy:
 
Jesus imagine the fillet you would get out of that bad boy!!! Assuming its edible of course......i know nothing about fish/fishing :D
 
berty1979
JB- I am afraid you are in direct contravention of Touring cars directive 3458 :(
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My handbook dosent go up that high what i done.:nervous:

Pagey the things worth between 3 and 4 grand dont think the owner would like to see it with chips and a pickled onion.:D
 
DIRECTIVE 3458- No driver can report to the racetrack with ginger facial hair unless wearing the regulation heavy duty mustache net issued by the PTRA. :D
 
berty1979
No driver can report to the racetrack with ginger facial hair unless wearing the regulation heavy duty mustache net issued by the PTRA. :D
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Is there a PTRA online catalogue were a ginger fella can purchase such an item?.💡 I to date feel my life is incomplete without such a garment.:dopey:
 
johnboy1112
Is there a PTRA online catalogue were a ginger fella can purchase such an item?.💡 I to date feel my life is incomplete without such a garment.:dopey:
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If the prices are too high for you, fear not! I sell faux PTRA regulation heavy duty mustache nets. :dopey:
 
Well, that leads me to directive 0009
No member of the PTRA can ask to look at the PTRA book of directives without a permit issued by the president of the association.
Which leads me to directive 0010
No president is permitted to issue any permits unless presented with a permit to do so issued by himself (or a previous president)

Sorry :D

Joe- Thats illegal! (ill keep quiet for 25%)
 
berty1979
Well, that leads me to directive 0009
No member of the PTRA can ask to look at the PTRA book of directives without a permit issued by the president of the association.
Which leads me to directive 0010
No president is permitted to issue any permits unless presented with a permit to do so issued by himself.

Sorry :D

Joe- Thats illegal! (ill keep quiet for 25%)
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(How about 20% and a fresh turnip every 2 weeks?)
 
It tends to be aimed at the dirtier, less attractive, trampy women.
 
johnboy1112
Thank you sir:bowdown: I knew Brett was on the take.:lol:
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Excellent! So how many can I put you down for? :)

I also sell other faux PTRA regulation equipment, which includes but is not limited to: tyres, fuel, pit crew, sugar for sabotaging other teams, and the secret extra tyres that pop out underneath the car to provide an extra 2wd.
 
DrifterJoe
Excellent! So how many can I put you down for? :)

I also sell other faux PTRA regulation equipment, which includes but is not limited to: tyres, fuel, pit crew, sugar for sabotaging other teams, and the secret extra tyres that pop out underneath the car to provide an extra 2wd.
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Hmmm put me down for 1/set of each along with a bunch of Fyffes best, for the odd set of twin pipes (i guess turnips dont fit:dunce:):sly:

I have a good credit rating ok to pay on the weekly??👍
 
johnboy1112
Hmmm put me down for 1/set of each along with a bunch of Fyffes best, for the odd set of twin pipes (i guess turnips dont fit:dunce:):sly:

I have a good credit rating ok to pay on the weekly??👍
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Very well then. That'll be 10 easy weekly payments of £50, and we'll throw in a free turnip.

We've just received some new stock! We now sell turnips to throw out your window at other drivers. 👍
 
:lol: at the strange banter that I seem to have started :D
Nice vid Pagey, I cant make practice tonight, I am totalled after kickboxing tonight.
 
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