ARL Wednesday Nights - Gr4 Championship

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is sitting to pee an insult? i adopted sitting when we had a baby cause the apartments we lived at some how amplify bathroom sounds to a level that almost wakes the dead... so i turned it into a stealth pee simply by sitting, started to carry it with me to work. as a mechanic would always have to wash my hands BEFORE and AFTER i went pee, now i can skip one of those depending on the circumstance ( i kick all bathroom doors open like im breaking into the place) if im too drunk... sitting keeps the pee where its supposed to end up. sometimes that sit down pee turns into a full fledged no.2 and i get a nice 5-10 minute unexpected sit down break.... only down side is when its the hottest day of the year, you decided to wear your winter undies in the summer and the toilet bowl water level is extra high and you splash down into the water... that's about the only down fall to sitting while peeing that i can think of.
 
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is sitting to pee an insult? i adopted sitting when we had a baby cause the apartments we lived at some how amplify bathroom sounds to a level that almost wakes the dead... so i turned it into a stealth pee simply by sitting, started to carry it with me to work. as a mechanic would always have to wash my hands BEFORE and AFTER i went pee, now i can skip one of those depending on the circumstance ( i kick all bathroom doors open like im breaking into the place) if im too drunk... sitting keeps the pee where its supposed to end up. sometimes that sit down pee turns into a full fledged no.2 and i get a nice 5-10 minute unexpected sit down break.... only down side is when its the hottest day of the year, you decided to wear your winter undies in the summer and the toilet bowl water level is extra high and you splash down into the water... that's about the only down fall to sitting while peeing that i can think of.
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Not doing yourself any favors.
 
Jw_wk1010
Not at all but definitely an amazing story lmao
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im full of amazing bathroom stories, from a kid who used to be to shy to even ask a parent where a bathroom is in public, a few crappy accidents later, ill talk about how i pee sitting down now...

dont ever let me catch you arguing with your significant other in a mens bathroom at a bar.
Went to a bar with my freinds one night, half a beer later i had to pee(i dont sit to pee in those bathrooms), but this lovely couple decided to take up 60% of the bathroom space and 100% of the entrance into the male bathroom... so after excusing myself through these two... idiots... i went back to my table and bitched about it to my friends... then 30 seconds later i had the best idea... asked my friends to follow me, but not all the way in, just to keep and eye on the couple... went back into the bathroom, intentionally shouldering my way between the two of them to really make sure they kew i was there, then looked at the dude and said "welp" dropped my pants all the way to my ankles and sat on this toilet and looked straight up at them and said "man sounds like y'all are having a crappy night" the girl was freaking out... the guy got so mad... he probably wanted to hit me, i did just show his girl all my bathroom parts. but the "line" (my two buds) were on the ground dying laughing that the guy got so distracted he left... with the girl... she was like "oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god" i said "f you this is the guys BATHROOM honey, i gotta ****" i won the night....


i guess
 
GT_brickhole
im full of amazing bathroom stories, from a kid who used to be to shy to even ask a parent where a bathroom is in public, a few crappy accidents later, ill talk about how i pee sitting down now...

dont ever let me catch you arguing with your significant other in a mens bathroom at a bar.
Went to a bar with my freinds one night, half a beer later i had to pee(i dont sit to pee in those bathrooms), but this lovely couple decided to take up 60% of the bathroom space and 100% of the entrance into the male bathroom... so after excusing myself through these two... idiots... i went back to my table and bitched about it to my friends... then 30 seconds later i had the best idea... asked my friends to follow me, but not all the way in, just to keep and eye on the couple... went back into the bathroom, intentionally shouldering my way between the two of them to really make sure they kew i was there, then looked at the dude and said "welp" dropped my pants all the way to my ankles and sat on this toilet and looked straight up at them and said "man sounds like y'all are having a crappy night" the girl was freaking out... the guy got so mad... he probably wanted to hit me, i did just show his girl all my bathroom parts. but the "line" (my two buds) were on the ground dying laughing that the guy got so distracted he left... with the girl... she was like "oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god" i said "f you this is the guys BATHROOM honey, i gotta ****" i won the night....


i guess
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Omg that's is the best s*** story ever lmao
 
PApunk924
Season 6 details have arrived:

ARL Gr4 European Cup

The cars:

Any European Gr4 car
Only 2 drivers per car

Settings:

BoP on
No tuning
Tire wear x9
Fuel consumption x6
Racing Soft Tires

Schedule:

Week 1 Goodwood Motor Circuit
Week 2 Circuit de St. Croix B II
Week 3 Autodrome Lago Maggiore East
Week 4 Red Bull Ring
Week 5 Sardegna Road Track B
Week 6 Dragon Trail Seaside

Other then these changes the race format will stay the same.

Car selection will be this Wednesday between 7:00pm and 7:30pm est.

I will post when you can start selections.
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Tc?
 
Moby45
never was and never will be. If you can't handle a gr4 car without tcs on then there is some kind of problem. Lol
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Easy now! Some of us are terrible at this!
 
Moby45
never was and never will be. If you can't handle a gr4 car without tcs on then there is some kind of problem. Lol
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Subtle...like a brick...
 
Drummer79
Easy now! Some of us are terrible at this!
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Just stick with it man, I'm by no means setting any land speed records but racing in this series plus the gr.3 series has helped out alot! Also save the replays after the race watch what some of the faster guys do and practice it
 
Are there any special regs for livery’s?
 
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