Arnold Schwarzenegger's One-Liners

[Anderton Prime]

Total Recall.

"So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic.
If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered."

Ugh. Red Sonja, I believe. Hated it. Here's a bit of a long one:

"Here."
"What? I don't think I've earned this..."
"No no no, you don't understand. All the training I have gone through, the courses on hostage negotiation, crime scene investigation, when all I have to do is drive around and point my finger and say, 'The bad guys are in there!'"
"You think you're funny, don't you?"
"I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Groundschweiger."
"Schwarzenegger!"
"Geshundheit."

 

[Famine]

Probably "Last Action Hero"?

I can almost guarantee no-one will get this one... The ultimate Arnie one-liner...

"Good luck..."

 

[Anderton Prime]

Probably "Last Action Hero"?

I can almost guarantee no-one will get this one... The ultimate Arnie one-liner...

"Good luck..."

I can see it in my head, but for the life of me I can't quite pinpoint this one. A clue please!!

 

[Dave A]

Is it The Running Man?

 

[Famine]

Actually, it's not very fair of me at all. It's a 1.7 second cameo he has in someone else's film. I'll leave it open to guesses though, but here's a better one.

"Okay. If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?"

 

[Solid Lifters]

Is it The 6th Day?

 

[Famine]

No!

 

[DQuaN]

Actually, it's not very fair of me at all. It's a 1.7 second cameo he has in someone else's film. I'll leave it open to guesses though, but here's a better one.

"Okay. If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?"

Total Recall

 

[Famine]

Yes!

 

[DQuaN]

"You sister is dying, I take you to her"

Great acting!

 

[Famine]

Red Sonja?

 

[DQuaN]

Yup 👍

 

[Famine]

Crap...

In that case... Err...

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired. "

 

[DQuaN]

Commando

"Jumper baby bumper bumpkin, you didnt expect me to say that did you?"

 

[Anderton Prime]

That one's from Last Action Hero!

"Today we're going to play a new fun game. It's called Police School. I'm going to be your sheriff, and you're going to be my deputy trainees. [whining] No no no, STOP WHINING! You kids are SOFT! You lack DISCIPLINE! Well I've got news for you. You are MINE NOW! You belong to ME! You're not going to have your mommies running around behind you to wipe your little tushies! Oh no. It's time now to turn this mush into muscles. No more whining, no more, 'Mr. Kimble I have to go to the bathroom,' nothing. THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"

Easy I know, but a classic scene!

 

[DQuaN]

Kindergarden Cop

" some ugly mother****er

 

[Famine]

Predator?

 

[DQuaN]

Yup 👍

 

[Famine]

Oh no. I hate thinking of these. They always end up as Total Recall...

Crap. Err...

"Later, dickwad."

 

[Dave A]

Terminator 2

 

[Famine]

You know it

 

[Dave A]

"consider that a divorce"

 

[Famine]

Total Recall. Haven't we had that one already, or have I just been watching that film too much?

"What have you been feeding that thing?"
"Blondes."

 

[Dave A]

I didn't notice that one before. I'm not sure on this one, I'd say it could be Conan the barbarian.

 

[Famine]

FUnny you should say that. 'Cos it isn't.

 

[Anderton Prime]

Leave it to me to nitpick (sorry Famine, had to) but the line from Terminator 2 was actually

"CHILL OUT, dickwad."

That said, I can't guess your post Famine, so I guess my post is a waste of time. Sorry.

 

[Famine]

I did a line from Terminator 2?

The clue to my most recent one is in the post...

 

[DQuaN]

"What have you been feeding that thing?"
"Blondes."

True Lies?

 

[Famine]

Nup.

Here's the post again, in all it's glory...

Total Recall. Haven't we had that one already, or have I just been watching that film too much?

"What have you been feeding that thing?"
"Blondes."

 

[DQuaN]

I can hear it in my head so clearly but I can't say what film it is. It's on the tip of my tounge.