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Dan_
1. Get yourself one of these:
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2. If someone still parks there, you can say they're blocking an exhumation and sue them.

3. Profit.
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Thats a great idea!!
Otherwise, just tow away their vehicle.
 
But something heavy there, yet still light enough to move once you get your car, if there to lazy to park somewhere else then there to lazy to move 100lbs
 
Make a crack in the tarmac and claim it's a 'fault zone' and parking there may result in mysterious dissapearance of car.
 
poolhaas



The thing behind the Corvette... It's super effective. See one take your spot, set it up behind him.
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What is that? And how does it work? It looks like it would swivel down if you just backed over it.
 
Sage
What is that? And how does it work? It looks like it would swivel down if you just backed over it.
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Looks like it's there to protect the parked car from being hit.

Also, if you see someone parked in your spot then just have them towed at their expense. Not your problem.
 
Put a warning on the windshield saying "A crazed man might defecate on your vehicle if you park here again."

If the said vehicle is their again, then by all means, drop your pants and lay a massive deuce on the offending car.
 
Sage
What is that? And how does it work? It looks like it would swivel down if you just backed over it.
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Around here it's set up to keep spots open for residents in a busy city.
Everyone gets their key and can set it up when they leave and put it back down when they want to park there.
Why it's up behind the Corvette? don't know, maybe what Omnis said or to prevent from stealing.
 
I didn't say it was to prevent it from being stolen or burgled. I thought, you know, that the Vette owner there wouldn't want someone driving into the rear end of his car.
 
That's why I said 'what you said' or to prevent it from being stolen :)
 
Derp. I didn't see the "or" you stuck in there. :lol:
 
Put up a sign with the average amount to get your car out of the impound lot and a some words that say please dont not park here.
 
Being the mean person I am, I think I can hep xD :D


"Hey a-wipe-move your POS or I'll gladly pay to get it towed"
 
Do you have a tree beside the space? Say that it's a car-eating tree so they won't park there anymore. :)
 
Get someone with a truck to block the space, AFTER they park in it.
Or have them park kitty-corner in the space next to them with the back corners VERY close to the offending car.
Pretty soon they'll get tired of the "jerk" that parks next to them all the time that makes it so hard to get out...

Barring that, go to hardware store.
Buy a valve stem remover, and a compressor.
Loosen offending car's valvestems. Daily.
Charge offender to pump up his tires. Charge enough to pay the rent on the space.
 
'Anyone who parks in this space without prior consent will be diagnosed with a severe brain-cell deficiency, and shall be admitted to a specialist clinic, for the good of the human gene pool.'
 
ryanb98
'anyone who parks in this space without prior consent will be diagnosed with a severe brain-cell deficiency, and shall be admitted to a specialist clinic, for the good of the human gene pool.'
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yes yes yes!!!!
 
Post a sighn that states all the park here at your own risk because your car will be towed legalities, and on your note wright "I may not have a car right now but when I do you'll know, because you'll find your car in someones tow yard" have a nice day :)
 
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Hang out with a six pack until he shows up, and make friends with the guy. Share your beer, shoot the bull, and speak your peace about your spot. You never know what will develop. The first time I met my "best friend"... I was ready to fold his nose over.
Now, I don't know what I would do without him. Don't rush to hate.
But, if he still doesn't get it... At least you tried.
 
Eject_21
Hang out with a six pack until he shows up, and make friends with the guy. Share your beer, shoot the bull, and speak your peace about your spot. You never know what will develop. The first time I met my "best friend"... I was ready to fold his nose over.
Now, I don't know what I would do without him. Don't rush to hate.
But, if he still doesn't get it... At least you tried.
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And if that doesn't work, you can fall back on my idea of a car-eating tree.:)
 
Thanks for the suggestions guys. :lol:

And Gil :cheers: !

I think the winners are something along the lines of these, in combination of something being put into the parking bay (box, something that will require driver to get out and move first):

Beerz
"IF THIS SPOT ISN'T YOURS, DON'T PARK YOUR CAR HERE"
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LeftWright69
I may not have a car right now but when I do you'll know, because you'll find your car in someones tow yard
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Racedude
<toy car+note>
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I'll post up what I come up with on monday, and then the acid test begins. If this fails, I'll try find the building super as the wise heads suggest.
 
Talon
Put a shopping cart in there, those always stop me from parking in a spot. :lol:
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Brilliant! As it happens, the building entrance hallway on a sunday morning tends to become a parking lot for trolleys. "Borrowing" one from there would be a cinch.
 
Mike Rotch
But I do have an allocated parking spot where I live, which I pay for and can do with as I see fit.
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Obviously, there is some kind of landlord in your building. If the people parking in your spot are also in you building, I'd take it up with the landlord.
 

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