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Originally posted by neon_duke
Treatment: Fast And Furious 3: The Lame and the Ludicrous
Background music: Guns'N'Roses, Welcome to the Jungle
Opening: Long-distance helicopter shot as we cross the Bonneville Salt Flats. In the distance is some kind of huge ring.
Cut to: Dolly shot along a doorhandle-to-doorhandle line of visually-overmodified, shiny Japanese "tuner"cars. Shot is framed tight so no background is visible.
Back to: Helicopter as large ring resolves itself into a circle of all the cars used in both previous movies, plus dozens more like them.
Cut to: Fast-paced sequence of interior shots, CU, as numerous hands turn ignition keys. At least one turns key, then pushes pointless "giant red button" starter mounted on dashboard, causing notable delay in timing of sequence.
Cut to: Low dolly shot of rear of cars, highlighting polished stainless fart cans creating small clouds of dust; sound of engines revving.
Back to: Helicopter as it arrives and curves over circle of cars, tightening circle to focus on previously-unseen figure at center of circle. Long zoom in until figure becomes full-screen image of Vin Diesel in tight jeans and sleevless black T-shirt, typical Vin expression on face.
Cut to: Low, rear angle dolly shot as cars all launch, many spitting dust from front wheels. Loud sound of small-displacement engines with open exhaust furiously revving.
Back to: Helicopter as it continues to orbit over rapidly-tightening circle of cars: brilliantly shiny, luridly-colored rainbow followed/surrounded by low blanket of dust.
Jump to: CU of Vin as habitual sneer/grin suddenly disappears and he spins around; quick first-person shot of approaching cars looking like Spanish bulls charging toward him on all sides.
Back to: Helicopter as ring tightens to collision point, suddenly noticing a gap in ring of cars which is quickly closed; quick sequence as cars reach point of collision; at that exact moment:
Jump cut to: Static, medium distance shot from second helicopter, as all 100+ cars collide with terrific impact, crushing Vin and each other into scrap instantly. Normal speed sequence of cataclysmic impact, interspersed with cuts to slow-motion closeups of individual cars imploding/flying/exploding. This sequence should last upwards of 1 minute, and finish on slow-mo of ugliest-color, most-riced car sliding across desert as a twisted hulk, with various parts from other cars tumbling past in foreground and background. Final sequence to be timed to sync with ending solo/fadeout of "Welcome to the Jungle" as car comes to rest.
Back to: First helicopter as it pans around circle of wreckage; shot widens to include 2 cars parked side by side at edge of original ring; recenter and zoom in to show black Charger and red Mustang Cobra.
Cut to: Static eyelevel shot from front of two cars, showing drivers laughing. Music is over and fade into sound of laughing. Cars calmly roll forward and acclerate towards camera, passing on either side as they go out of frame. Sound of accelerating V8s; fade to black and roll credits.
something should explode at the end
would definitely add more humor
great storyline though......i couldnt come up with one