"PROPER Music"? Don't make me laugh. Bitter, sardonic laughter it would be.
Michael McDonald should be put up against a wall and shot. I'd say start with his knees and move up, but then I might hear his voice a moment longer than I already have to.
Don Henley and Phil Collins should have their heads cast in a tub of concrete - one tub, mind you it would need to be huge - and be thrown off a ship. Bands where the drummer sings lead vocals automatically suck.
Hall and Oates...?! They make Toto sound like death metal. And somebody else has already questioned your sanity for admitting you like Toto. I'll even admit to liking Sarah so that you know I'm not just blindly dismissing all this music without knowing it.
Boston - invented the entire "power pop" genre. As a punishment, death is too good for them. Just put them and every copy of all their CDs and records and tapes somewhere where I don't ever have to hear them or see them.
And if you had mentioned liking Foreigner I'd start telling you what I really think and stop mincing words.
Queen - one of the most overrated rock bands of the last 30 years, with one of the most underrated guitarists. Brian May is excused.
Eric Clapton should have his hands smashed with a wooden mallet for being born attached to the wrong person. It would put them out of their misery. The sublime technical skill of a surgeon, attached to a soulless bowl of vanilla pudding. Clapton only shows any musical emotion or feeling at all when he's trying to sound like somebody else. He should be clubbed to death with his drum machine. Which he sucks at programming, by the way.
Clapton dropped out of the Yardbirds in a well-publicized huff, because they weren't being "true enough to the blues". He then went on to found Cream. 'Nuff said about Cream. Derek and the Dominoes owes whatever they had to Duane Allman. Then Clapton went on to do all that vapid solo work, accompanied by the world's cheapest drum machine. This is what seals his fate.
Whitesnake...?! "PROPER Music"...?! Even I can't think of something to say here.
Van Halen... meh. Only in the company of Dave "When Egos Collide" Roth did Van Halen have any fire. Eddie's a sonic wizard on the guitar. It's just a shame he could never figure out which song to put which solo in. With a few notable exceptions, most of his solos sound like they were picked at random out of demo tapes and stuffed into whatever song the engineer happened to be mixing at the time.
That's all for now.