Batracer thread!

[Alex.]

I sometimes get a feeling there is something going on in batracer with mechanical failures and accidents, appie is convinced too....

 

[Crazy Mofo Lars]

First win in ages, took a Brawn and a lucky race to do it

 

[Sharky.]

I got meself a public 2005 Renault.

 

[Appie]

I got meself a public 2005 Renault.

Now u only have to finish the races now?

 

[Sharky.]

True.

But given the Renault's reliability, that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

But given the Renault's reliability, that shouldn't be a problem.

You clearly never saw my one run it. I think I got about four points. It's like my 2009 games that I hve right now in the Brawn and Toyota: between them, I have just one point after the first race.

 

[Bram Turismo]

The 2009 carset is just a bunch of crap and nonsense. The 2005 carset, now there's a fun carset. Pure awesomeness chasing down Fernando Waldren and Chrishack in their Renault and Mclaren in a Toyota 👍

Also, 4 poles, when will I finally finish it off?

 

[Only_in_f1]

Cummon Bram take one for the team

 

[Alex.]

I started a new LMS game in the DBR9. Was going to win at Sebring and crashed Really gutted, have a serious job on my hands now to get back to the running. I'm the only car in class with 0 pts.
Made the skin especially:

 

[Only_in_f1]

I was on for the 24h win and my clutch went =/

 

[Danny]

I was on for the 24hr win and I won.

Oh, sorry. I'm probably not helping.

 

[Metar]

I was on for the 24hr win and I won.

Oh, sorry. I'm probably not helping.

Rollcentre-Lazycat won more Le Mans races and titles than all of Sharky's egos combined.

 

[Bram Turismo]

That's 5 poles for me now in 7 races, wonder when on earth I'm going to turn these into a win

 

[Alex.]

When you qualify with more than 3 litres of fuel in the tank?


talking of fuel, in my indy 500 I'm set to pit on lap 43, my safety car reaction is set to 20, YES 20 LAPS. So the safety car comes out ion lap 36 to lap 39 and I didn't pit, I haven't pitted yet and I have 3 laps of fuel in the tank with the pack bunched up. You can only set your strategy to a certain level to try and win the race, but when the game doesnt actually follow the strategy how can you win?

 

[Bram Turismo]

I don't qualify light, I haven't all season long. It's just those idiotic SC prosedures that always pop up that mess up my strategy. Off course, it doesn't help when your slider is set too much to the left to react on them...

 

[Sharky.]

I won an Indy 500 megarace

Just ask Lars, I won by 20 seconds.

 

[Appie]

I won an Indy 500 megarace

Just ask Lars, I won by 20 seconds.

Its a miracle you won something. Did the whole field retired?

 

[Sharky.]

Hahahaha.... no.

You can't retire in a megarace...

 

[Alex.]

I honestly cannot believe this:


Le Mans Enduro Series
Car: Aston DBR9

Sebring qualifying

1 - (13 min)
Soft 1:48.691
2 - (54 min)
Soft "Mechanical failure on circuit."
3 - (114 min)
Soft
4 - (158 min)
Soft

Mid Ohio Qualifying:
1 - (13 min)
Wet "Mechanical failure on circuit."
2 - (54 min)
Intermediate
3 - (114 min)
Wet
4 - (158 min)
Wet

Lime Rock Park Qualifying:
1 - (16 min)
Soft "Vehicle rolls to a terminal halt with some kind of problem."
2 - (54 min)
Soft
3 - (114 min)
Soft
4 - (158 min)
Soft





Am I just desperately unlucky, or has someone running Batracer got a strange sense of humour?

 

[DQuaN]

Holy crap i won a GTP race!!

 

[Kanil]

There's one week left in season 25 of the GTP F1 game.

So, if you didn't make it into S25, but want to be in S26, then watch this space -- the lottery and such should be up at (roughly) this time next Tuesday.

 

[Sharky.]

New carset - DTM!

Got myself a '06 C-class, and am running this livery:

 

[RACECAR]

New carset - DTM!

Got myself a '06 C-class, and am running this livery:

I think I just found a reason to come out of Batracer retirement.

 

[Danny]

Rollcentre-Lazycat to take part in 2009 DTM

Decorated LMES team Rollcentre-Lazycat have acquired two 2006 Mercedes CLK's from the Mercedes AMG works team. Extensive modifcations have brought the vehicles up to speed with the latest 2009 offerings from Audi and Mercedes. Rollcentre-Lazycat Motorsports was formed in early 2008 after a merger of Tel-Aviv's Lazycat Motorsport and Leeds' Rollcentre Racing and is reportedly worth in excess of 1.2 billion pounds. Owing to the teams inexperience in DTM, finding sponsorship has proved a challenge with only long-term team sponsor Dekra offering major support. Italian vehicles parts producer Momo have also offered a minor supporting position. Following relative racing success, the FIA offered Rollcentre-Lazycat numbers 10 and 11 on the grid of 21 drivers.

#10- Danny Graham
Warrington, England.

#11- Metar Heller-Algazi
Tel Aviv, Israel.

 

[Metar]

Sharky, we gonna get yo ass. In another game.

New carset - DTM!

Got myself a '06 C-class, and am running this livery:

Fixed. Out of BATretirement, at least for this month.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Anyone know when it wll be available for Private games? It's my turn to make one for my clan, and I instantly said I'd do us a DTM demo, but it's not available yet.

 

[Sharky.]

Bring it Metar, I'm oh so ready.

 

[CAMikaze]

New carset - DTM!

Got myself a '06 C-class, and am running this livery:

I plan on getting a private DTM season up and running later this week at the earliest. I'll let you guys know about it when I do.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Recieved a clan invite, accepted, and I'm now in a private DTM season. Downloaded the template, and threw this together in 10 minutes:

On that, here's to a 3rd GTP title 👍

 

[Sharky.]

Can I have a Brawn in the next GTPF1 season?

Why? Because I can do this:
1st - F1 2009 (#38648) - April 2009
Brawn GP - Mercedes FO108W - Bridgestone
80 points; 4 wins; 6 podiums; 0 poles; 6 fastest laps

and this:

So what say you lot?