Battlefield 3

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@clskier..
That round we got kicked from i was 21/3. I checked the admins stats from his last 15 rounds and everyone he went 0/0 with 0 points. Something fishy there.
 
That admin was a 🤬 idiot. It must've been the platoon tags, as I was 2-1 at the time I got booted. Another guy got kicked because apparently the admin "didn't like his name". There was only a couple of colonels on the other team, so I bet he was noobstomping.
 
My friend and I, months ago, were banned on sight from a server before we got to the spawn screen.

Just happens that we had been banned from one of their previous servers a few weeks earlier. :D
 
He was 0/0 kd with 0 points except for the conquest ribbon and conquest winner ribbon. I decided to check his battlelog and all of his reports were 0/0 with 0 points aside from one or two ribbons.
 
What... how... was he not in a squad? How do you go multiple games with no points?

I feel disappointed if I don't go over 2000 points in a conquest game.
 
Seriously!

. Must not use battlelog because no stats show on his page.


His in game and battlelog name is
Harrycalahan1971


I sent a message asking why i was kicked. His reply was simply PUNT. Well close to that anyway. Then for no reason he adds SUNOFAB....


Match was on damavand peak and mour team started on C. I never brought my tank out of the tunnels at A so its not as if i was spawn trapping or playing dirty. Oh well ;)
 
Well hoping on BF3 to do some C4 trolling. Going to be a good night. Got some beer and just finished re-wiring my home theater systems. Got two 5.1 surround sound systems going full blast.
 
Last night had a funny idea. We were playing Operation Metro and we're on the US side. We ended up ditching the C4 and grabbing anti-tank mines.
 
GTPorsche
And how did that work out?
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Great actually.

You know that room on the left running toward A from B. The one closest to the middle doors.

Basically I would run into that room (even with enemies in there) and plant as many as I could. If i died because a enemy in there killed me. My friend would either shoot a RPG or throw a grenade in there. In result causing a mass chain reaction killing the enemy.

Also if a enemy doesn't notice them and fails to throw a grenade or shoots anything explosive in that room. He will kill himself or his team mates. So that's a plus.

That's the good part. The bad part is. Say your team mates are in the same area that you just had placed the mines. If a enemy happens to blow them up and your team mates are near it, they will die by the enemy
 
Lock2Lock
That's the good part. The bad part is. Say your team mates are in the same area that you just had placed the mines. If a enemy happens to blow them up and your team mates are near it, they will die by the enemy
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Insta-ban for me.... :( got carried away and I accidentally threw a grenade while my whole team was going through (most, like, 9 players). One blew up, and well, the ground came up from under me with a statement in the main menu stating that I had been banned.
 
Team THRT Drift
Insta-ban for me.... :( got carried away and I accidentally threw a grenade while my whole team was going through (most, like, 9 players). One blew up, and well, the ground came up from under me with a statement in the main menu stating that I had been banned.
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Hahahaha.

That reminds me of the days when at the start of a game there was a countdown before you could run around.

About 9-12 people spawned waiting to run around. My friend spawned and started throwing 5 things of C4 on the ground. Everyone that was there turned and looked at him (insert troll meme here).
Right as the clock got to about 3 seconds. I could hear in the mic was fast tapping on the controller followed by a huge explosion.
It was real funny.
 
Lock2Lock
Right as the clock got to about 3 seconds. I could hear in the mic was fast tapping on the controller followed by a huge explosion.
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* puts down C4.....

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/400x/32360294.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 👍
 
Team THRT Drift
* puts down C4.....

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/400x/32360294.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 👍
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Oh yeah i was. I died too. The best part was when everyone looked right at him probably saying "you mother 🤬" hahahah.
 
Lock2Lock
Oh yeah i was. I died too. The best part was when everyone looked right at him probably saying "you mother 🤬" hahahah.
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Another funny thing is to get a gun with weak power. The pea shooter, BB-Gun the PP-19 and have one of your guys place C4 on an enemy tank at op Firestorm and shoot the C4 with the pp-19. ITs hilarious because on there screen it says killed by pp-19 and they where in a tank. I got banned for doing this before. The admin said I was "hacking".

This also works well with snipers.
 
GTPorsche
I think I'm done playing with randoms. Can't win with them no matter how good I do.
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I know that feeling. Thats why I am with Battlestrats on Battlelog. WE have 3 waves with almost 300 people on PS3. And I am 1 of the 19 in Battlestrates Elite. The competitive branch. But at least 2 or 3 are on whenever I get on.
 
michrulejj
Another funny thing is to get a gun with weak power. The pea shooter, BB-Gun the PP-19 and have one of your guys place C4 on an enemy tank at op Firestorm and shoot the C4 with the pp-19. ITs hilarious because on there screen it says killed by pp-19 and they where in a tank. I got banned for doing this before. The admin said I was "hacking".

This also works well with snipers.
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Yeah i used to do that with shot guns.
 
Just had one of the best maps ive ever had. Not because i did well or i had friends. But i had a ton of fun and it felt like a real war or a movie. Just explosions, gun shots, sniper bullets just going right past my ears, shouting, chopper flying and minigunning, the HMMWW driving. It just had everything. And where was this? Second set of M-Coms at Damavand Peak, and we were defending.
 
GTPorsche
I think I'm done playing with randoms. Can't win with them no matter how good I do.
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Yup that's why I usually only play BF3 with friends. If I play by myself I just go in pretty much knowing we will lose. But that's ok as long as I am having fun. I still spend most of my time collecting objectives and destroying any land or air vehicles I see.
I was going to post my BF3 vehicles destroyed stats but I guess the BF3 stat tracking site is down.
 
Is there anyone that still plays on PC that I don't have the origin name of? Would really like to have some pals and stuff.
 

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