Belgians use their nukes...

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...on the Smurfs?

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:lol: :D :eek: I'm probably missing the point somewhat, but that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.... it's really quite twisted :odd: Thought it could be fake for a brief moment, but it's 100% for real :scared:
 
Maybe they could defend themselves with smurface-to-air missiles?

(i'll get me coat)
 
Actually, I'd say that's a pretty compelling argument in favor of using your first-strike capability.
 
"No smurfing way!"

Damn, smurfs used to be my favourite kids show when I was like 4, now after seeing this...I feel sad...
 
How could they do that to the Smurfs? What the hell did they ever do to them?

Kinda funny in a sad way though.
 
All children should be extremely shocked into fear as early as possible. It's good for their colons.
 
An extremist by the name of Gargamel has claimed responsibility for the bombings. He says that the Smurfs are to blame for his choice to live in squalor, forcing him to become delusional, and find time to kick his red cat, Azreal.

Gargamel has opposed the Smurfs since 1958, and has vowed revenge on the three-apple-high creatures for some time now. Nobody is really sure why, except that Smurfs must taste really great when boiled, cooked, or seared, since Gargamel always wanted to cannabalize the Smurfs. The newsreels and footage of the battle between Gargamel and the Smurfs was always part of the Saturday Morning News, beginning in 1981, but the tale went unfinished as The Snorks were much more interesting media darlings.
 
They needed people's attention, and they got it. I saw it on the news last night. I was a bit shocked at first, but I think it was quite effective. It did the job.

Touring Mars
Maybe they could defend themselves with smurface-to-air missiles?

(i'll get me coat)
:lol: You are on a roll!
 
I haven't seen it on television yet. But watching the video clip (famine's link), it's self explanatory. This is not Belgian, it's Walloon. Let me explain. Belgian is devided into 2 parts (actually 4 but I'm not going into that). The nothern part and the southern part. The nothern part, which is Dutch (besides Brussels, this is bilangual, with more dutch speaking Belgians than French). We concider us (nothern part as Belgians, not the southern part. The southern part has their own governement etc. The southern part lives of our charity (we donate tons of money to the southern part of Belgiun, which we (civilians) have to pay for. We, Dutch speaking Belgians want to get rid of the southern part (French speaking Belgians and profiteers). The nothern part wants to become independent of the southern part of Belgium. But as usual, they (Walloon) don't want that because the money flow from the noth to the south, then stops to exist.
This clip is in French and therefor I am almost certain that it is something the French speaking Belgians (Walloons) made. And I haven't seen it or heard about it on the Flemish (nothern Dutch part) television. Reading Famine's thread, it's the first time I heard about it. Proof: it is French without Dutch subtitles, so it is not on flemish television (I think, I hope) Hm, Hm :sly:

I know I feel stupid, telling all this. Makes us Belgians even more ridiculous and stupid. :sick: :lol:

;)

Poor Walloon smurfs. :guilty:
 
Duke
Actually, I'd say that's a pretty compelling argument in favor of using your first-strike capability.
:lol: Evil!
TM
Maybe they could defend themselves with smurface-to-air missiles?

(i'll get me coat)
:dopey: Nice one 👍

This is actually a pretty neat campaign, good idea.

Blake
 
pupik
An extremist by the name of Gargamel has claimed responsibility for the bombings. He says that the Smurfs are to blame for his choice to live in squalor, forcing him to become delusional, and find time to kick his red cat, Azreal.

Gargamel has opposed the Smurfs since 1958, and has vowed revenge on the three-apple-high creatures for some time now. Nobody is really sure why, except that Smurfs must taste really great when boiled, cooked, or seared, since Gargamel always wanted to cannabalize the Smurfs. The newsreels and footage of the battle between Gargamel and the Smurfs was always part of the Saturday Morning News, beginning in 1981, but the tale went unfinished as The Snorks were much more interesting media darlings.
:lol:
 
Touring Mars
Maybe they could defend themselves with smurface-to-air missiles?

(i'll get me coat)

I'm going to get you arrested for using bomb jokes in a family place.


On second thoughts, I'll drop the charges.
 
I saw it when it was first shown here in belgium. I think it's a very good campain. The children who were still awake could have been shocked by it, but then again, they should have been asleep!
 
dustdriver
I saw it when it was first shown here in belgium. I think it's a very good campain. The children who were still awake could have been shocked by it, but then again, they should have been asleep!

Oh, you saw it?? When?? what channel??

Laat eens iets weten aub!!
 
ultrabeat
I'm going to get you arrested for using bomb jokes in a family place.

On second thoughts, I'll drop the charges.
Very clever :lol: Still, your bomb jokes are not as good as mine...
 
Touring Mars
Very clever :lol: Still, your bomb jokes are not as good as mine...

I hope you didn't have to raid your pun supply.
 
kikie
I haven't seen it on television yet. But watching the video clip (famine's link), it's self explanatory. This is not Belgian, it's Walloon. Let me explain. Belgian is devided into 2 parts (actually 4 but I'm not going into that). The nothern part and the southern part. The nothern part, which is Dutch (besides Brussels, this is bilangual, with more dutch speaking Belgians than French). We concider us (nothern part as Belgians, not the southern part. The southern part has their own governement etc. The southern part lives of our charity (we donate tons of money to the southern part of Belgiun, which we (civilians) have to pay for. We, Dutch speaking Belgians want to get rid of the southern part (French speaking Belgians and profiteers). The nothern part wants to become independent of the southern part of Belgium. But as usual, they (Walloon) don't want that because the money flow from the noth to the south, then stops to exist.
This clip is in French and therefor I am almost certain that it is something the French speaking Belgians (Walloons) made. And I haven't seen it or heard about it on the Flemish (nothern Dutch part) television. Reading Famine's thread, it's the first time I heard about it. Proof: it is French without Dutch subtitles, so it is not on flemish television (I think, I hope) Hm, Hm :sly:

I know I feel stupid, telling all this. Makes us Belgians even more ridiculous and stupid. :sick: :lol:

;)

Poor Walloon smurfs. :guilty:

It's also translated in Dutch, they broadcast it on één.
 
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