Best ad ever?

[BigJamesGTI]

LOL - Yeah, I do !!!

 

[zoxxy]

Born to be wide....err I mean wild.

 

[Der Alta]

Ummm...

Another great one was "Go side to side, just to hit the edges" OR "Strap a 2x4 to your *** so you don't fall in"

AO

 

[Klostrophobic]

I usually opt for the "inserting a small penis into a large vagina."

It gets the job done.

And I don't know what a close is. But I assume dictionary.com will tell me.

 

[tabs]

Throwing a sausage up a close.


Close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. Sausage as in John Thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"


Source: UrbanDictionary.com

 

[BigJamesGTI]

I usually opt for the "inserting a small penis into a large vagina."

It gets the job done.

And I don't know what a close is. But I assume dictionary.com will tell me.

Its not really a lobby or a communal entrance way as tabs said (not in the UK anyway) its more like a small street, or a dead end road with just a few houses there.

 

[MadHypello]

I finally got it .

 

[emad]

wow, took you a while, didn't it? Well, it also took me a bit to figure it out when I first saw it a few years ago

 

[daan]

Its not really a lobby or a communal entrance way as tabs said (not in the UK anyway) its more like a small street, or a dead end road with just a few houses there.

It has the first meaning up here. The entrance into a tenement building is called a close.

I'm not talking about a close like the one in Brookie.