Giles' experience with the 911 reminds me of what I wrote in the "Best Car in the World for the Money" thread. Even something most people take for granted as easy to agree on ---fun to drive, in this case-- is not a foregone conclusion. In his case he simply didn't care for it.
I've had the pleasure of driving both a 993 and a 996 over the years and I can say without reservation that I found both cars, and the 993 in particular, to 'live up to the legend'.
I remember both drives vividly. The 993 was Guards Red Carrera 6-speed with a black interior. It was raining lightly that afternoon, so I didn't push it very hard. About 7/10ths up and down a road I knew well and a couple of low speed exploratory turns up to (and slightly over) the limit. I had just bought my first M3 maybe 8 or 9 months ago (which I thought was the dog's you-know-what), but the 993 was even more impressive. The interior was a little old fashioned compared to the E36 and the carpet had that 'old German car smell' (German car owners will know
exactly what I'm talking about). But the overall feel of the car was positively electric. The M3 felt slightly dull in comparison.
The 996 drive was a good time as well. It was also Guards Red, but a 6-speed Cabriolet with gray full leather and a bunch of "yuppie porn" options like painted wheel crests, red seat belts, color matching dials and other crap like that. The Porsche/BMW sales guy was someone I knew from the SCCA and it was his second to last day on the job, so he actually said to me "hey, if there's anything you want to drive today, let me know". I wanted to try the Turbo, but he couldn't find the keys

So I had to settle for the Cab, the only 996 on the lot with a stick (sadly to say). It was a clear, hot day and the 996 was a great drive. And because Salesguy had little concern about preserving the P Zeros or even when he got back to the dealer, I got to drive the piss out of it. It was a hoot, but I remember thinking the 993 C2 was better.
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