Well that was fun. They're neck-a-neck. The GTI is defintely more practical. I'd like someone--especially YSSMAN--to compare the two to
my questions:
1. Which would you rather drive to make hot-rod fanboys feel like idiots?
2. Which would you rather drive to make other tuners feel like idiots?
3. Which would you rather run through a tight, slow autocross?
4. Which would you rather run on a real circuit course?
5. Which would you rather sport at night, during the rain on a twisty road? (R&D gave me the idea

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6. Which would you rather have to piss off your neighbors?
7. Which would you rather avoid a stray dog in?
Okay, lets see how things work out here. Given that here in America we do not have the RS Clio 182, nor the new Focus models, I'll do my best...
1) If you're talking about embarrassing "American-Power" guys with V8 muscle, the Ford Focus would probably be my pick. At least with the ST and RS there is a lot of extra power there to make her move, as with the other Europeans, they are more about handling than outright speed.
2) To one-up the "ricers," I'd have to go with the GTI here in America. Volkswagens and their drivers don't get a whole lot of respect in most circumstances, no matter how fast our cars may be. Plus, the GTI doesn't look the part, and to me, thats a good thing.
3) On a tight autocross, it is a tough vote. I'd want power and a controlled chassis, but not too much. The GTI and the RS Clio 182 come off as winners here, and given that I've never been around a Clio, a vote would have to go for the GTI once again. Newer models with the 2.0T and DSG would be great for the course, but I'd probably prefer an MKII, given its lighter weight and "natural" performance specs.
4) On a full circuit, it is again a tough choice. High power is going to be key here, along with a tight chassis, and well-spaced gears. Say I was at my local racetrack (Grattan Raceway) which has a long front straight with plenty of uneven turns, hills, etc it would probably come down to the GTI or the Focus. The Focus would presumably have a much faster lap given the higher power, but the GTI (based on my riding of the track) may fare better in the twisties in the back. I would suppose that the Focus may end up as my pick here, as the push towards power with a controlled chassis would work well.
5) Easily the GTI here. The combination of Volkswagen's drive for safety with all the airbags, computer tricks to save your butt, and the HID lamps, etc would make for a far-better car if you don't necessarily know your route.
6) Knowing that I'm not one who would want to "piss-off" the neighbors, it is a bit tougher for me to choose. But in terms of looks and sound, the Mazdaspeed 3 would probably be the best choice there.
7) Avoid a stray dog? Is that what you do over there? Any of these cars are going to have pretty quick reflexes, so I'm not sure how much it would matter. In terms of the "flickability," the Clio would probably win-out, but when it comes to actually having to stop or keep the car reeled in, the GTI is the obvious pick.
...So then I guess I'm a GTI guy, and the Focus comes in second here...
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BTW: Anyone else care to nominate some Wagon/Estate models?
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BBTW: Poverty, you can take comfort in knowing that the GTI fits your descriptions here in the US. The only other car listed here that even competes against it in America is the Mazda 3 MPS, as we do not have a Civic Hatch, nor do we have a Focus "Hot Hatch" any longer, as it is now a sedan-only model.