Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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When I could be bothered anti-tanking I go for the mass planting of sticky bombs on the corner of a building with an alley or a carpark. Just taunt the tank to chase you to the corner and BOOM!
 
Best: Playing with my friends and having fun:)
Worst: Some jerk caused my system to freeze during a TDM! After logging back on, I set a bounty on the player. Long story short, I was informed that I had messed with the wrong people. Seriously??
 
I watched a couple friends completely clown a guy that was intentionally killing a friend and blowing up her car. Long story short, the guy left the lobby. In the same session, I got killed twice by a guy in a Lazer. He left moments after blowing it up on accident, which to be honest, I'd do that too since every dot in the session immediately ran for him when he was on the ground.
 
yeah, when these bellends constantly kill you by having the upper hand, be it a sniper position or a laser, but as soon as they die and spawn where you can get them the leave. Cowards hehe
 
Best random session ever! At one stage we had more than a dozen people playing a game of 'stupid suicide'. Basically, you have to perform the most outlandish suicide you can. I managed to have someone Cargobob lift me in a car to max altitude where I proceeded to jump out and free fall in to the spinning blades of a Buzzard hovering 10 feet off the ground.

Other peoples notable efforts included:

- driving on the edge of the roof of a building, bailing out of the car over the edge in to the grille of a strategically placed semi

- riding a Bati headfirst at a Zentorno, using the car as a launch ramp to jump in to the rotors of a heli hovering above

- flying a Titan in to one of 4 gas tankers parked in a gas station (biggest explosion ever)

We had other randoms coming to watch and surprisingly nobody tried to ruin our fun. Now if you excuse me, I have to get some more dieing practice in.
 
Oh my god. The stupidity!

I'm in a public session in passive mode. I'm on top of the crane by the Mile High Club. I saw some guy going around in a tank killing cops and a few players. A few minutes ago, I noticed he was looking for me (I think he lost his tank). He was under me at one point (Ground level I'm assuming). I sent him a text message "Trying to find me? Look up."

I saw him pull onto one of the overpasses by the FIB and Maze Bank Tower. He was paused for some reason. Then I got a message saying some players are trying to kick you from the session. I promptly sent him another text message saying "LMAO." as he drove off. Dumbass. :lol:
 
^Sometimes i enter a public session and within, 5 seconds of entering, before i've even walked two steps i get a message saying that Some players are trying to kick me for my continued bad behaviour!!

Crazy.
 
I also love it when you're just running around in passive mode and some dip:censored: tries to shoot you. Then, they use their brain (somewhat) and realize they can't kill you like that. Then, they grab a car and try to run you over, but you're on a small ledge their car can't go on. I had this one idiot repeatedly try to run me over in a Vapid Radius. I kept hopping over some low bushes and he kept ramming. I got behind a sign for a property you can buy, and the moron still didn't get the idea! :lol:
 
*le me loading online*

*le me leaving garage in a stock Jeep Cherokee*

*le me minding my own business driving around*

*420#Blazeit_69_LOL_GENERIC_MORON_PIECE_OF_:censored: drives by leaving a sticky bomb on my hood*

*le me sighs*

*explosion*

Why.....? WHAT.THE.🤬 DID I DO TO YOU?!?!

This is why I play invite only, with people who are within slapping distance.
 
Does anyone have people on their friends lists that seem to like to start wars in every public lobby that they enter? I have a few who seem to do that (not naming names for obvious reasons), and it just irks the living hell out of me. I hate public lobbies as is, and getting killed by a guy because a friend just decides to kill everyone for no particular reason makes me want to rage quit the game.
 
It's not R*'s fault.... really. The people who play this game - too many subspecies - all have one thing in common: imagination. Well, the lack of.

Here's a conversation I think they have with their friends; granted they have any....

'What do you wanna do?'

*long pause; awkward silence*

'I don't know...'

*another long pause*

'Hey, let's kill that player over and over! That's fun!'




You know why the trailer for online looked so good? Because it was orchestrated by people with a smidgen of creativity!

Jumping off a bridge on a dirtbike with a large group and then pulling your parachutes. Flying planes together.....

When you actually see what goes on in the lobbies, it's depressing.


I can't fly a crop duster.... a 🤬 crop duster FFS! What the hell am I going to do to you? Spray you with poorly animated smoke that comes out an imaginary hole out of my tail and not out the duster itself?!

Am I going to make you go deaf from the large amount of noise from a tiny propeller?

Am I going to confuse you with my duster's high maneuvrability?!?!

If not, then why the 🤬 are you shooting at me?!
 
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Very little have i had fun with a random.

I remember posting a picture of my Surano next to a Carbonizzare on the beachfront when the guy was just mask shopping.

We were cruising around Los Santos with no worry, in speed, and touge drift style too. That i can consider a best, coming from a random.
 
I've been a part of a Fast&Furious re-enactment; I've been a part of an improptu cruise full of randoms (no mics - everyone sort of.... clicked); I've been a part of a jet squadron flying in formation ( again, full of randoms); I've been offered flying lessons by a random after he'd seen me crash my Duster a couple of times (messing about in the trees).

I've had my share of fun memories... unfortunate that they're only a handful.

All the bright players left after the first six months. We're left with squeakers and potheads (on the PS3).
 
I have a love-hate relationship with public lobbies, but lately, it has been all hate. I just bounce any time that I get thrown into a public lobby. And by bounce, I mean I leave the moment I can leave the lobby upon spawning in.
 
The only good moments I usually have with randoms are when I air-thrust and someone else joins me in the same act. :irked:
 
AnthonyD1993
I mainly play it because nothing else in my collecting is worth playing. GT6 bores me to death now, and CoD just makes me want to hurl a DS3 at the wall. GTA is the only game that I can actually enjoy playing.
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This. This so much.

I look at my dusty case for GT6. Something pulls me in to play it and the second I am in the loading screen I quit game and play something else. That game is just.... such a disappointment.
 
Meanwhile, had a session about a week ago where I pretended to be someone on the mic, and this other dude kept raging at me because this guy was killing someone else while I watched on TV, this guy is going on about how he's gonna hack me and take my account and I was oh so scared :lol:

The guy ends up leaving to 'hack' me, I hop off and the next time I log in I get a hate message from the dude I was personating on the mic containing typical words that you'd get from a 12 year old having a mood swing.
 
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Meanwhile, had a session about a week ago where I pretended to be someone on the mic, and this other dude kept raging at me because this guy was killing someone else while I watched on TV, this guy is going on about how he's gonna hack me and take my account and I was oh so scared :lol:

The guy ends up leaving to 'hack' me, I hop off and the next time I log in I get a hate message from the dude I was personating on the mic containing typical words that you'd get from a 12 year old having a mood swing.
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This is why I never play with a mic and everybody is muted. Just can't do with the hassle.
Let the kids get stroppy and rant, give them an 'air-thrust' then shoot them in the head.
(Applies to online gaming only. Please do not attempt this with kids in REAL LIFE):D
 
Voice chat tends to consist of:

Mic eaters
Mouth breathers
12 year olds
Wannabe gangsters
White guys using the voice changer trying to sound like gangsters
Loud people shouting in a foreign language
Domestic abuse
Eighty children screaming/dogs barking in the background
Headset DJ's
MORONS WHO ACTUALLY USE THE PS EYE MICROPHONE WHICH PICKS UP ON EVERY SOUND IN THEIR HOUSE. ESPECIALLY THE SOUNDS COMING FROM THEIR TV.
 

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