Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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The Walter White lookalike that you bust out of prison took his sweet time getting in the plane. I didn't know he wasn't in until I heard shouting in Arabian over my mic, and one guy saying "Go back, go back!"

Deliver EMP setup for Humane labs, the same leader blew the getaway van up (The one next to the garage you put the Insurgent in), so we had to run out. In utility vests.

Rashkofsky...yeah had to tell the pilot to wait for him once. And, utility vests aren't needed for the Deliver EMP anyway.
 
Do the vests affect mobility that much?
Yup. You have to jump to come anywhere close to the speed of sprinting.

Also, one motorcyclist with a vest affects the bike like two normal passengers does, but only in heists. Not sure how it affects cars.
 
Yup. You have to jump to come anywhere close to the speed of sprinting.

Also, one motorcyclist with a vest affects the bike like two normal passengers does, but only in heists. Not sure how it affects cars.

I thought motorcycles weren't affected by the amount of occupants, or if one of them wear utility vests.
 
I thought motorcycles weren't affected by the amount of occupants, or if one of them wear utility vests.
Maybe it's some sort of placebo, but my Bati seems noticeably slower when someone's riding with me, and handles different. Same for the vest.
 
Maybe it's some sort of placebo, but my Bati seems noticeably slower when someone's riding with me, and handles different. Same for the vest.

It is slower with a passenger, you are correct. I have no idea about the vest as I don't believe I've ever worn it.
 
Joined a few random finales yesterday. Left because they were so cheap on payouts. 10 percent? Really?
Cheap ******s. ******s, ********s, *******s, ******* cheese on ******* toast those cheap GTA ******s! ******s!
 
Joined a few random finales yesterday. Left because they were so cheap on payouts. 10 percent? Really?

It comes to that point for me where if the pay is not worth it, then I just leave and be a major pain in the ass to the host :lol:
 
Once someone switched me to 10% at the very last second and launched the finale. I was Demolition....and let the first jet chase the Velum. Then when the team escaped, I high tailed it out of there and left them to deal with the police. Prisoner or Prison Officer died, no restart for them.

Oh I wasn't done yet. THE SAME host re-invited me. As soon as there were 4 members I left.
 
Long shot. Killed the gunner on the Insurgent
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I just did the entire EMP setup by myself. It's actually easier to take out the other fighters when it's just you. On the other hand, playing with people so stupid that they can't even drive across LS or stay in a boat is frustrating.
 
What was his reaction?

Afterwards their Insurgent blew up, and I took the gunner and driver out with various sniper shots lol

I just did the entire EMP setup by myself. It's actually easier to take out the other fighters when it's just you. On the other hand, playing with people so stupid that they can't even drive across LS or stay in a boat is frustrating.

Deliver EMP...yea it's actually quite easy to take them out solo after a route is figured out.
 
I don't get people in GTA sometimes

>join lobby
>someone goes around in car and blows everyone up with stickies
>trying to get to apartment
>drive past sticky bomb dude
>starts to chase me
>kill him with sticky
>let the salt begin
>9k bounty
>3 other players chase me
>gets mercs on me
>go down south to find sub
>no luck
>job hop
>they stay near my car and try to kill me on the job screen (I saw blood splatter behind job menu)
>start job
>leave job
>new lobby
>profit

Even sent him a message thanking him for the free cash :lol:
 
Worst? I got my Sentinel XS out of my garage, and some douches in Zentornos and Adders put stickies all over my Sentinel.

Best? I got revenge by putting stickies on their Zentornos and Adders. :)
 
How greedy can these hosts seriously be? Luckily I have never ran into this problem before.

That's the problem that I've been getting for the past few days. Another had me at 15% but the host got 45 and the other two got 20%. Unfair much? Unfortunately I never seem to be able to find our crew to play with when I'm on. :(
 
That's the problem that I've been getting for the past few days. Another had me at 15% but the host got 45 and the other two got 20%. Unfair much? Unfortunately I never seem to be able to find our crew to play with when I'm on. :(

Gah I hope you can be online when I'll try and do my Humane Labs heist
 
Joined a session with SSSmokeVex57 We noticed this one character would 'disappear' while we were trying to target him. First I thought he was just joining a job, and then quitting. But he would respawn in the same spot no matter where he was at the time. Finally I viewed his profile, he K/D ratio was 6285.34 (well it was over 6 thousand..)

cheater confirmed.
 
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