Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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Good: Some random guy tried to kill me. They couldn't hit a target that was literally 20ft away from them. I could. That was the end of them.
Haha I had some guy trying to shoot me with a sniper when he was approximately 15 feet away. I ran up to him and smacked him with my golf club, killing him. He could not aim for crap. :lol:
Definitely one of the highlights of my GTA Online career. 👍
 
Great: Got into a shootout with 4-5 people and cops. I managed to kill them and a NOOSE team, took an FIB Granger, got rid of the cops, and put it in my garage.
 
DK
I entered online and was reminded I still had a $1k bounty on my head (you know who you are, "Mr. H"). I heard of this spot on the map near the open-air amphitheatre where I could glitch out of the map by walking through a wall, but couldn't find that spot.

Unfortunately, someone found me, in a chopper. Thankfully I had my trusty carbine rifle with me, and I filled him with lead three times before fleeing.

NascarManiaco eventually killed me and claimed the bounty.
Did I? :lol: Really DK, I can't remember that so sorry about that..
 
It's better that I was killed by a fellow GTPer than a squeaker.
 
Haha I had some guy trying to shoot me with a sniper when he was approximately 15 feet away. I ran up to him and smacked him with my golf club, killing him. He could not aim for crap. :lol:
Definitely one of the highlights of my GTA Online career. 👍

:lol: That's great. This also reminded me, I need a golf club. Anyone fancy a round of golf this week? :)
 
Good: Fully tuned my Sultan yesterday and went around racing in free roam with friends for a good hour.

Very Bad: Sultan is now gone. Had a run in with some trigger happy punk in a buzzard. He paid a few 100 bucks for deatroying it. I get my revenge, call my insurance to get it back... no answer. Started having a bad feeling. Called again 4 more times and still nothing. Go to my garage, spots empty. Impound, nothing. Gone completely. Took days to find it & spent 200 grand plus on it...
 
So... are we getting a second stimulus package for all of the people who keep losing cars? :lol:
 
All the bad moments will be lesser as you get better in game. I spent 20k on rockets alone recently.

Chasing me? Nobody puts a bullet in my Bullet. Outun him, get out, go to cover, and then fire as your chaser becomes the chasee.

Say i see someone hiding by a random Asterope, aiming at me by the corner. Nothing an RPG can't fix.

FFA Deathmatch. Someone's having a squeak on his mike when he gets a kill streak. It looks like he's having a blast when he hid by the small crevice. I meant literally.

So, a sticky bomb in front of Ponsonsby? RPG fixes ALL problems. Blast the door, and come out guns blazing.

Oh, and if someone's camping by your local LSC, you can pause while pimping your ride and change lobbies just like that.
 
Good: Fully tuned my Sultan yesterday and went around racing in free roam with friends for a good hour.

Very Bad: Sultan is now gone. Had a run in with some trigger happy punk in a buzzard. He paid a few 100 bucks for deatroying it. I get my revenge, call my insurance to get it back... no answer. Started having a bad feeling. Called again 4 more times and still nothing. Go to my garage, spots empty. Impound, nothing. Gone completely. Took days to find it & spent 200 grand plus on it...
Just dupe it then...loads of people have fully tuned Sultans.
 
If your on PS3 I could dupe you my Sultan, it's also fully tuned bar the last suspension upgrade.
 
Best - Joining ZDUPH's session to dupe his Franklin Buffalo, not getting invited to my friend's session and ending up getting involved in many escapades including being a spectator in The Grand Lawnmower Rally, punching a scientist in the face, attempting to steal a Sheriff SUV and glitching a Cargobob into his garage (which went very well).
 
Best - Joining ZDUPH's session to dupe his Franklin Buffalo, not getting invited to my friend's session and ending up getting involved in many escapades including being a spectator in The Grand Lawnmower Rally, punching a scientist in the face, attempting to steal a Sheriff SUV and glitching a Cargobob into his garage (which went very well).
Haha that's what GTA is all about to me. Fun without killing and being a total 🤬
 
Game I came up with... Bananas flambé ... Everyone starts in a chosen location and a jerry can.
Everyone breaks off to steal a car, paint it yellow(unless you are lucky enough to snag one already yellow), get back to chosen location and set it on fire with jerry can..there can be an official judge
 
I don't know is this best or worst, but I leave this here 👍

Ok I tryed play some missions with some random dudes. Why no one can't figure you have no rush.
When you need steal drugs or car on mission there comes for sure lot of enemies after you took drugs or car.
Noooo these damn clevers just grab the stuff and try drive away (And got killed most of time)While I'm still killing tons of enemies on first location.
At the end I'm only one alive.
Got psn message "Change difficulty to easy"
"No need, I can do these alone on hard like you see" :lol:
Like I'v said earlier there isn't realy difference between easy and hard exept more RP.
 
Best: @xXKingJoshXx and I were climbing mount chiliad last night. I went full throttle at one section (really close to the top) and I accidentally moved the left analog a bit too much and I went tumbling down to the base of the mountain. I probably was tumbling for a whole minute it was so funny xD
 
A few hours ago, my friend and I were in his garage by his TV. We set bounties on two guys, and for about an hour we would repeat this process on the same two guys. :lol:

They did pretty well with the bounties on themselves. We were actually quite surprised that neither of them quit the lobby.

Then there was a guy who waited for me to get into my Stinger GT, and then proceed to shoot me as I took off. Must have been envy since I had my car settings to "No-one" since I was in a friend's apartment. I set a bounty on him, he sent mercs after me for whatever reason. The second time he sent them after me after failing the first attempt, I hid in the train tunnel, set a trap with sticky bombs and got him in his car, and the 9k bounty I put on him. Then, before I quit playing, I was in another freemode where some guy blew up my Stinger GT. I respawn, and that guy is coming for me. I used the grenade launcher on him and blew up his car in the process.

Neither of those personal cars I destroyed were counted against me. I'm guessing it was due to indirect explosions getting them.
 
I'll say a best happened to me just today. It involved me and a level 110 guy.

I was selling a Baller 1 in the "no man's land" LSC in the middle of the city. I've yet to find logic on why do you stand on the roof for. I entered the shop with SUV getting a few holes above. I made a sale. I got out. The guy, i think has lackluster standoff skills, gets riddled by me for costing me 300 bucks. That's 3/5 a rocket! Then, i walked out, waiting for my Bullet to come. I looked at the right and saw a parked Rhino.

I thought like: WHA? WHO LEAVES A RHINO PARKED?!

This fella spawned just across the street. About to shoot me, it's his Rhino that took the shots for me. He came up close to me, using his tank as his cover (yes, not enter the tank, but use it as a wall). Well, i had only one thought: to use the solution of all solutions: RPG! 2 shots, and his tank took it like a tank, but not him.

2 kills ahead. Bullet has arrived and i decided to get along with my own things. I traveled to Murieta Heights to get a breather from that. Eventually, i decided to blink this guy's marker. He was coming, slowly. I can guess one thing.

This.

Well, it's not surprising, but I'm at Murieta Heights. You're just chugging by in some thing that can travel at slow miles per hour. I decided to chill around, get a bounty done, then i didn't realize he wanted me dead so much he swapped to a supercar, camped by the LSC at the airport and killed me while i was getting a smoke change.

I don't mind dying, but a bullet in my Bullet?! Start praying, boy!

Putting some space between us, i headed on to the interstate to do battle with him. On equal footing, we began by shooting a rocket at a car nearby our positions at about the same time. That's awesome! I know. But, for some reason, i killed 1 car, he killed a menagerie of them, causing LSPD to come trotting by HIS (not mine) behind. Distracted, i blasted him with a well aimed sniper shot. 3 -1.

At this point, i was like: "I'm so done with his persistence to just kill me". I did an export, and by the time i got out, a bounty, by HIM, was issued on me. I'm level 104, and it's 1k. I don't understand why, game? With the struggle of getting the mechanic by the docks, i managed to escape a jet and his supercar with the mechanic coming in the nick of time.

This chase is another "best" moment altogether. :)
 
I love it when you jump into a random server and you see a load of GTP Crew guys having a war against a group of other people. It's fun jumping into those.
 
Continuing the adventures of SomeDude two posts above.

I have a 1k bounty. Big deal. It was to a bunch of people. A jet flew in and a supercar charging to the docks. I was surrounded. But then, my Bullet came to me. I drove away and dodged the missile coming. I drove in slaloms as i saw the supercar arrive. I weaved to the left (where the train tracks are) and went to the highways, only to go back to the main road where the supercar blocked. I headed for the sewers and went through to the tunnel Franklin went through at the Diamond Store heist.

The jet gave up. The supercar? Nah. He was all: this

I drove through the tunnels and after jumping down the wooden ramp, i drove out to the sun setting by the area near Simeons. I decided to head home and call it a day. But i would never do that. Even if i had a 9001 bounty, i wouldn't. I did head home, with no issue due to the supercar driver getting lost (what?) and the jet giving up on me. I swapped to my Baby Blue Stinger GT, and decided to have some free time.

I headed to the beach for some nighttime jetski action. It was boring and i landed by the pier north of the country club (with the team deathmatch). I decided to spend my own time doing nothing. Here's one of them.

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And nothing really happened until dawn. I got in my Stinger and headed for a drive. I planned for a drive north. Then, i saw a notice about impromptu races. Wait..

That can't be good right?

I saw a white blip. I made a beeline for the beach. So did he. I drove past the country club. So did he. I jumped past a bunch of rocks and got my car stuck. So did he. The only thing? He was quite far from me after spinning a bunch on the beach. Got out. Ran for a random Mesa. Got in. Drove to the beach. I was hoping for an aquatic escape. Then, somehow, an explosion got the Seasharks. I swore there was no white blip around..

But one that traveled fast. OH YES, HE'S BACK. THE JET! I know what's good for me.

I got on a random Blazer by the Seasharks. I never noticed these things. I hopped on and just went through the streets of Vespucci. Players were going for me, but only two were persistent: a jet, and a different person in a supercar (I'll refer as Vacca). Me and my blazer made our way to the airport, trying to get a heli (but the Jet, so yeah). The Vacca had no issue coming, but i jumped in to the runways. Unlike in GTA 4 where i would make backflips with my freeway, i headed for the tight spaces. The jet couldn't home in for me and the Vacca suffered through the holes.

After a good 5 minutes, i went back out. Heading back out into the streets is favorable for the Vacca, who nearly caught me multiple times. One time was on the waterfront areas, where it nearly crashed me while i suddenly took a turn down a walkway. That was like The Bourne Supremacy all over again.

Then, bullet points.

- Got to beach.
- Rode seashark.
- More cars travel by freeway to chase me.
- Ditched Seashark for a random Jetmax.
- Chase went on till Zancudo, where Jetmax got grounded.
- Called for mechanic. He's hopeless. STUPID!
- A car came up. A Carbonizzare. Killed guy in it. Ran for the hills.
- Police on to me.
- After a moment of clear, Mechanic called, gets me my Stinger.
- Left to the mod shop in Sandy Shores to get heat off. Jet still on me. Guy i killed sent mercenaries (which never came btw).
- Got to the shop. Then game told me I survived a bounty. A 1k bounty. So seriously. How i reacted? This.
 
Oh my god, the funniest thing just happened to me in a public lobby.

First, let's set the scene. I've just followed my friend up to his eclipse towers apartment, and I'm waiting in my riot van for him to get out a new car, when I see a slow-moving blip - presumably a player on foot - just around the corner. I have passive mode on, so I think 'I'll go give that person a lift'. Since I'm an idiot.
This player - let's call him 'Steve' - decides to drag me out of my riot van, since I had vehicle access set to everyone when I was hanging out with another (rather nice) random. My friend gets out of his garage and sees this, and he helps hold him off while I set vehicle access to no-one.
This made Steve angry.
He immediately pulled out his RPG and blew me up - the riot van is immune to thrown explosives, it seems, but not launched ones. My friend managed to avenge me soon after, but I wanted revenge myself. However, there was no way I was going to get him right after, so I stayed back, got my riot van back and avoided Eclipse towers.
A little while later, I was cruising round the Vinewood area, when I saw a slow-moving blip again. This time, however, it was downhill from me.
The following events seemed to happen in slow motion.
I turned the corner. Steve was pretty much in the middle of an intersection, many abandoned cars surrounding him - but importantly, nothing in the way of us two, and nowhere for him to dodge to. Since the road was steep, I got a bit of air before landing on the road with a crash, and I turned my sirens on. He heard this, and looked towards me. He was presumably either terrified or extremely confident of his survival because he immediately opened fire with his assault rifle.
Unfortunately for our friend here, bullets hold substantially less momentum than a multi-ton armored truck travelling down a steep hill.
It did not end well for him.
 
He was presumably either terrified or extremely confident of his survival because he immediately opened fire with his assault rifle.
Unfortunately for our friend here, bullets hold substantially less momentum than a multi-ton armored truck travelling down a steep hill.
It did not end well for him.[/b


:lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious!
 
Good: Some guy with a Buzzard was shooting at random people. He eventually started to go after me. I managed to get to Fort Zancudo and take a jet while he was following me. After evading the military, we start shooting at each other. After 15 minutes of flying aggressively and dodging rockets, I manage to blow him up with a rocket.

Oh yeah, I also had a $9000 bounty at the time.
 
Bad to good: I was wandering around in a bank in the northern part of Los Santos yesterday, minding my own. I was on the second floor when i hear an explosion which sounds just below me. Glancing down at my mini map and see a white dot circling undernearth me. I stay in an office room that i found and deside to wait and see what he is up to (guilible me thinking there is a chance that he is friendly). He makes it to the second floor and stands just outside the door.

I can see him through the small glass window on the office door. He starts moving around as if he was bowling (insert Roman and Niko joke). Following these motions were a *thak* noise. I knew this wasn't going to end well. After 5 of these motions, i see him take a few steps around a corner. I hide behind a desk in the office and wait. 30 second stand off and sure enough, large explosion at the door, i remain unharmed though. I then pull out my pump shotgun and proceed slowly to the door. He runs up with a sticky bomb and kills the 2 of us.

No harm done on my end, i found it very entertaining actually. I spawn in the street and walk to my custom Jackal parked down the block when suddenly i hit the floor. One shot, i was sniped by Mr Sticky (not his username, i'm just going to call him that for now). I was a tad upset but still didn't care too much. I spawn and see a friend of mine driving up slowly, ready to pick me up. My friends car suddenly speeds up and hits a tree... sniped by Mr Sticky. This was officialy war.

I take postion behind a wall as he stands in the middle of the street with a sniper. My MG ammo met his upper torso and he drops. His and my mic were both on but set to friends and crew so we only heard each other when either is killed. He calls me a part of the female anatomy in an 'upset' tone of voice. He spawns on a street of higher elevation and tries to snipe me from a distance. Regardless of my wanted level, i manage to kill him and six cops in a matter of 10 seconds. He calls me another word for a female dog in another upset tone.

I see him spawn down an alleyway i'm in. The mini map shows him wander into the street while i hide behind another wall at the far end of the alleyway. His white dot does a large circle in the middle of the street and points down the alley going fairly fast. I suddenly see a speeding Blista, arching off to the side off the alley furthest from me to gain the best entry to the apex to where i am. I poke out of cover and fill his windshield with bullet holes and blood. No response at all from his end of the mic.

After 10 minutes of him attempting and failing to kill me, it ends with me driving away with a 4 star wantexd level. Final score, Mr Sticky 3 - Me 10. People online sure don't know when to back off.
 
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Yesterday there was some level 250 guy in a lobby and was going all trigger happy with his tank. What he did not knew was that the other 10-or-so people in the lobby were not to be joked with. A friend duped a dozen of tanks and our convoy marched in the direction of the target. I bet he didn't believe it when he saw 10 tanks shooting him from all directions... Our mission was a success.
 
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