Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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I remember doing 99 laps of Criminal Records sometime early after the launch with a friend. The host set the lapcount and left just before the race started so we went on and completed it :D Got 600RP.
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Atleast you can say ''I've done that thing''. I would not have the patience to do 10 laps of Criminal Records even.
 
There was a level 71 tank driver came rolling toward me, so I went to the closest protective area I could find...a lower level garage entrance, of all things, close to the Life Invader office. I was thinking he was going to roll down and blast me, but apparently thought I was still at street level and proceeded to fire his cannon repeatedly. I took out the grenade launcher and blew his tank up with ease.

I escape from the area, and get a notice that 'a user has reported to kick you from the session' notice. Apparently the former tank driver must have thought I glitched underneath the street instead of the lower level garage entrance lmao. Of course once he spawned and noticed I was heading in his direction, he leaves the session.

Then there was another tanker blasting people, so I took cover up the golf course area. Soon I noticed a group of blips congregating around an area with the tank and no sign of any users being killed, so I slowly go investigate. Turns out there were about 4-5 users attempting the swinging gate glitch nearby. The 'leader' of this group had a mic so I can hear him giving instructions so I go try this out a few times. Then the user on the mic said there's a better place to try this, the one just north of Franklin's house.

First try I nearly shoot straight up and got some good height. Next one only got me right above the gate lol. The best one was over to the highway west of the gate, the one that leads to Sandy Shores. A lot of others were shooting towards Sandy Shores. that's when I realized the time and had to work in the morning. :lol:
 
Yesterday, I ended up in the same room as a fellow GTPL crew member (I think they might have been Katiegan) and I decided, "Yes, now's my chance to do the gate glitch!"

Unfortunately, before I could do that, a ~12-year-old chav spoiled my fun. Luckily, I was in Passive Mode, and when I deactivated it I melee-killed him. I ran him over a few times, and although I destroyed my Schwarzer in the process, I killed him 5 times (although I blew myself up once when I tried to kill him with a sticky bomb). Unsurprisingly, he resorted to calling me a *****t.

If I worked in advertising, I'd make an ad for Durex/Trojan/[insert condom manufacturer here] starring squeakers.
 
So I was peacefully flying around in a Lazer not causing any trouble when a rank 190 scrub puts a 9k bounty on me. I think okay, time to get destructive! After locating him I see he's in a tank, I bet he was feeling safe. Turned out he was wrong. Several explosive rounds to his butt and the tank is down :lol: I then flew away and after a few minutes I see he got his tank again, as I was going for the 3rd round over his tank he left the game :lol: I don't understand what people in this game are thinking.
 
I/My Cognescenti got complimented by a random over his microphone, whilst we were all in a group doing the gate glitch.

Also, I take this as a compliment, but I'm not sure if it is. A random was following me yesterday, so I parked up and went inside the clothing store. He got out of his Turismo, and I looked behind me as I walked into the store, he tried to get into my (locked) Cognescenti. Seconds later, he blows it up! :lol:
 
I had somebody attempt to kill me the other day, he failed, he died, but upon respawning, he shot out all 4 tyres on my SandKing - much better solution than blowing up somebodies car and paying the insurers! .... lesson learnt there, I now have bulletproof tyres lol
 
If someone annoys me, I always shoot out their tires. It's hilarious seeing a squeaker slide around in their chrome adder, squealing and hitting everything because they have no tires on their lime green dollar-sign wheels. :lol:
 
When I'm online, I often like to hit the skate park and ride my BMX. I'm almost always in passive mode. I was riding on the vert ramp at the recreation centre in Chamberlain Hills, when a special crate drop is inbound. I'd never picked up a special crate before this, so I decide to go out and get it - on my BMX. The crate is dropped at its location (Lester's warehouse in El Burro) and I arrive, nobody else there except me and a few angry Lost members. I run over to the special crate but unfortunately get killed by the Lost. I respawn and head over again, by this time two other people from the lobby had made it over. It was a race against time as I was smashing the X button trying to make it to the crate before the other two guys did. I scale a wall to Lester's warehouse as a Vacca pulls in, the driver gets out and I run for the crate. The Lost start shooting again. I'm shot once, I'm shot twice, I'm shot three times... I fall to the ground as I die. But it's too late. I picked up the special crate just before I died. I respawn, and the two guys who were originally against each other for the crate team up in the Vacca and go after me. I scale a few walls as they're trying to run me over, eventually hitting me a few times. I get up, and just before they take another run at me, I climb a wall and stay there. They get out, try shooting me, but it's no good. I'm in passive mode and they're not the Lost. I stand there, look at them, and flip the bird. They get mad and eventually drive off, and I climb down from the wall, walk back over to my BMX and ride into the sunset.


That was an awesome day.
 
So, I met a group of children today. They were not nice.

One kid was level 140 and another was level 600. Seems legit.

At least half of the lobby is at the military base trying to steal jets. I end up crashing a jet into a Buzzard that was shooting at me. I respawned and the base is surrounded by people and there is a guy with a jet shooting randomly. A kid tries to snipe me from across the damn street. He gets killed and questions how I was able to kill him from a distance because he doesn't know how far a rifle shoots, probably because his main weapon of choice is a gold minigun. Eventually, I spent about 10 minutes getting sprayed by a minigun and killing several people a few times, all while avoiding missiles and burning wreckage from LSPD helicopters. Eventually they all get in a Jeep and tried to get into the base. If anyone has any experience with the automatic shotgun, they know that is not a great idea. :p
 
I just spent an hour or so flying around the city in a number of different planes. Some level 250 kid with a mike jumped in with me on one run and I had ten minutes of 'Holy ****, we're upside down. Now we're going under a bridge!'. How do you get to level 250 without learning how to fly sideways at street level?

I finally tracked down the guy he was talking to and landed next to him on the freeway. My passenger hops out, and in a moment of stupidity he shoots my plane. I mean, where's the respect? So I accelerate a little and kill him with the propeller.
 
Yesterday, some scrub (I see people using this word alot I just wanna fit in) blew up my Vigero when I thought he was friendly. Why did I think he was friendly? Well, blue around his dot and a GTPL crew tag should make a person friendly. So I get him back, one thing leads to another and the rest of the lobby is having a shootout outside the strip club. I killed alot.
 
sonic378
Yesterday, some scrub (I see people using this word alot I just wanna fit in) blew up my Vigero when I thought he was friendly. Why did I think he was friendly? Well, blue around his dot and a GTPL crew tag should make a person friendly. So I get him back, one thing leads to another and the rest of the lobby is having a shootout outside the strip club. I killed alot.
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I remember the club has a motto of some sorts. I didn't think it was "kill your crew mates, go to strip club."
 
Bad and good. I was searching for a Lampadati Felon for like hours (I wanted to insure it and customize it so it looks like a Jaguar XFR-S :)) and I finally found one but then a guy in an adder was determined to blow it up with sticky bombs. I ran for it and due to the fact that he was crappy at driving I just made it inside the LS Customs before he got the chance to ruin my precious car. Later, needless to say, he camped outside and tried to kill me, but he failed as I killed him 5 times and then he ragequited...​
 
So I was in a room a couple of days ago with @CallmeDan and we were on his bike at the airport with two guys chasing us in a Buzzard shooting rockets at us. I lobbed some sticky bombs at them from the back of Dan's bike and was somehow able to score a lucky shot which killed the two guys chasing us.

It was an awesome moment.
 
AudiMan2011
So I was in a room a couple of days ago with @CallmeDan and we were on his bike at the airport with two guys chasing us in a Buzzard shooting rockets at us. I lobbed some sticky bombs at them from the back of Dan's bike and was somehow able to score a lucky shot which killed the two guys chasing us.

It was an awesome moment.
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Hell yeah! I love noob pilots that only use rockets. They make life so easy because they suck. :lol:

As long as they never become good at piloting and don't realize how powerful the Buzzard's miniguns are after the latest patch, people on the ground are safe.
 
CallmeDan
Hell yeah! I love noob pilots that only use rockets. They make life so easy because they suck. :lol:

As long as they never become good at piloting and don't realize how powerful the Buzzard's miniguns are after the latest patch, people on the ground are safe.
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Are they though? :mischievous:

Long before I built my ex-taxi and got the heavy sniper,
My bounty hunting ways involved a fighter jet and the cannons just shredded anything it hit be it, bountys, cars, unlucky XBL players etc.

In honesty, not even hiding in the walls is safe either. :dunce:
Two people I saw awhile back who were in a clan gave each other 9k bounties and just shot anyone who came near in perfect safety until I brought the tank out.

Even though they were hiding in the walls, a well placed tank shell can still get them. :D

They didn't stick around much longer afterwards. :lol:
 
There was one time (I rarely, if ever, play GTA V online) I was just driving around looking for something and someone just decides to start killing me over and over again. I then decide to gain the advantage, killed him once, and never saw him again.

 
So some 🤬 just glitched into my garage, killed me, and then destroyed my cars. I went to report them and the game froze before I could send it. :grumpy:
 
I was just about to get a jet from Zancudo to blast the little wanker. Then he invited me to a race, and what do you know, it was a ramfest with Adders.
 
I did a GTA race and I was in my underpowered Sultan while the other two randoms were in something much faster. They rammed me and I was dead last. On the last lap, on a long straight, I shot a rocket and each rocket hit one. And I won with a 5+ sec lead. :3
 
Ugh, today some dude that looked a lot like @The Bman decided he was going to set a $5000 bounty on me. I fought off a few bounty hunters but eventually got killed. So I was like, y'know what? I'm gonna get this guy back. I called Lester and set a $9000 bounty on this guy. The bounty hunters in the room got excited, because this was some high level stuff, you can't get any higher than a $9k bounty, you know what I'm sayin'? So these guys swarm him, and he starts fighting them off, but eventually they kill him and get the bounty. Alright, now me and this guy are even. Then I get a message, saying 'Let's settle this', so I was like, alright then, I'm up for that. I get invited to a race with this guy, and a load of other people join, and it's a dirt bike race. I'm on a stock Sanchez, custom vehicles were on but I don't have a bike. Race starts, I'm in second, @Carbonox is in first, and the checkpoints are pointing in every direction and the race gets confusing. I slipstream Carbon, pass him, then he passes me, then I pass him again, and the race gets pretty intense, all kinds of obstacles are flying at me, but sure enough I win the race. I showed that guy, man. I got a text from him saying, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?".

GTA Online is full of some weirdos, am I right @The Bman? :sly:
 
Katiegan
Ugh, today some dude that looked a lot like @The Bman decided he was going to set a $5000 bounty on me. I fought off a few bounty hunters but eventually got killed. So I was like, y'know what? I'm gonna get this guy back. I called Lester and set a $9000 bounty on this guy. The bounty hunters in the room got excited, because this was some high level stuff, you can't get any higher than a $9k bounty, you know what I'm sayin'? So these guys swarm him, and he starts fighting them off, but eventually they kill him and get the bounty. Alright, now me and this guy are even. Then I get a message, saying 'Let's settle this', so I was like, alright then, I'm up for that. I get invited to a race with this guy, and a load of other people join, and it's a dirt bike race. I'm on a stock Sanchez, custom vehicles were on but I don't have a bike. Race starts, I'm in second, @Carbonox is in first, and the checkpoints are pointing in every direction and the race gets confusing. I slipstream Carbon, pass him, then he passes me, then I pass him again, and the race gets pretty intense, all kinds of obstacles are flying at me, but sure enough I win the race. I showed that guy, man. I got a text from him saying, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?".

GTA Online is full of some weirdos, am I right @The Bman? :sly:
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I definitely agree with that statement. Nice story, too. :lol:

Wait a minute, hey! :grumpy:
 
Just a heads up, not sure if this is becoming the new thing to do or what. In a session earlier today, a guy was somehow killing everyone in the lobby simultaneously. It's like he had some kind of kill all command to use. It didn't seem to impact me once I switcted to passive, but it may or may not have broken the lobby.
 
fatman_5050
Just a heads up, not sure if this is becoming the new thing to do or what. In a session earlier today, a guy was somehow killing everyone in the lobby simultaneously. It's like he had some kind of kill all command to use. It didn't seem to impact me once I switcted to passive, but it may or may not have broken the lobby.
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Yeah, hackers are becoming increasingly annoying now that they're not even doing anything constructive. I think they can also freeze lobbies as well because from time to time I get simultaneous crashes with other GTP members.
 
Yeah, hackers are back at it again. Nearly everytime I join a session online, I'm killed in my garage by a hacker. They only seem to glitch into my apartment though (Alta Street), so I might have to move. :indiff:
 
Katiegan
Yeah, hackers are back at it again. Nearly everytime I join a session online, I'm killed in my garage by a hacker. They only seem to glitch into my apartment though (Alta Street), so I might have to move. :indiff:
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Move to Eclipse Towers, you'll definitely be safe there :sly:
 
Snorevette
Move to Eclipse Towers, you'll definitely be safe there :sly:
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I did originally own the 400k apartment but given how everyone and their dog has that apartment I downgraded to the apartments next to the union depository ( probably the ones you're talking about:p).
 
Katiegan
Yeah, hackers are back at it again. Nearly everytime I join a session online, I'm killed in my garage by a hacker. They only seem to glitch into my apartment though (Alta Street), so I might have to move. :indiff:
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I have 3 Alta St, Apt. 57. Thankfully, no has glitched into my garage to kill me yet. Can't you enable passive mode in your apartment? :confused:

Vic Reign93
I did originally own the 400k apartment but given how everyone and their dog has that apartment I downgraded to the apartments next to the union depository ( probably the ones you're talking about:p).
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I never even thought about purchasing that apartment because the view sucks IMO and I know that an extremely large number of players would have it.
 

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