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How will you vote in the 2024 UK General Election?

  • Conservative Party

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Green Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Labour Party

    Votes: 14 48.3%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Other (Wales/Scotland/Northern Ireland)

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Other Independents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other Parties

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Spoiled Ballot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will Not/Cannot Vote

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
Suck-up Starmer seems to have got his deal, so I guess all the flattery and bribery worked. Devil in the details of course.

Donald Trump has announced a trade deal between the UK and the US, saying the agreement is a “full and comprehensive one”.

He wrote on his social media website Truth Social:

"The agreement with the United Kingdom is a full and comprehensive one that will cement the relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom for many years to come. Because of our long time history and allegiance together, it is a great honor to have the United Kingdom as our FIRST announcement."
 
South Western Railways nationalised

Amongst the mirth of "Great British Railways seeing a return to nationalised railway services" (in most of England because TfW, ScotRail and a few others are exempt), am I one of the few saddos who sees the reporting as either biased or even just plain lazy? The following railway companies are already under direct government ownership:

Northern Trains
Southeastern
TransPennine Express
London North Eastern Railway

You're supposed to think that South Western Railways is the first area of the island being put under GBR control but it's actually just joining the other failed private operators that have needed the Department for Transport to step in as an "operator of last resort". Additionally, two more operators, c2c and Greater Anglia, are also heading for DfT and were going to any way. GBR, if its implementation goes ahead, won't be for another 2-3 years.

The first big franchise failure was National Express East Coast. The government stepped in in 2008, took over the service and by 2015 when the contract was retendered, the nationalised East Coast had had years of profitable and punctual success, having returned over £1 billion to the Treasury.

If it's a time to dunk on the principle of nationalised railways, I don't think seven private operators failing is a good way to go about it. These private operators agreeing to multi-year contracts and then pulling out when they can't be arsed isn't a ringing endorsement for capitalism with railway services. Whatever way railways should be managed and operated, it's quite clear that the current regional cartels don't work and haven't for 20+ years.
 
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am I one of the few saddos who sees the reporting as either biased or even just plain lazy?

Wait... you're not suggesting that the entirely trust worthy right wing press aren't accurately reporting on this blatant Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Corbynite Commie plot by two-tier, free-gear, might-be-queer Starmer to take away all our freedoms and send us back to the dark ages are you?

/s

Of course reporting is biased and lazy...
 
Wait... you're not suggesting that the entirely trust worthy right wing press aren't accurately reporting on this blatant Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Corbynite Commie plot by two-tier, free-gear, might-be-queer Starmer to take away all our freedoms and send us back to the dark ages are you?

/s

Of course reporting is biased and lazy...
A big deal was also made of South Western's first service under DfT control being a rail replacement bus. That exact same thing happened with the first train of the private era in 1996 - the 1am train from Fishguard to Paddington was a bus as far as Cardiff.
 
The things people will do for a bit of cheese. Cost of living crisis has hit hard.

 
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Ugh, but they're still trying to hold companies to account instead of individuals. I get that it's hard, but even relatively small gaol terms for directors and technical people deemed responsible would hopefully get them to think twice about what they were doing.

Probably not, because none of them expect to get caught. But in which case at least the specific people who have demonstrated that they are not safe to have wandering around in society would be put somewhere that they can't harm anyone else.
 
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Sir Jake Berry, former party Chair of the Conservative and Unionist Party has announced he's defecting to Reform.

Quote from the BBC

He said he was backing Reform UK "because I've always believed that change comes with challenging the old order. In shaking up the system when it isn't working".

You can tell he's speaking from his Anus, because the Conservative and Unionist part grew from the pro-Monarch Tory party, and he is a Sir, a Knight of the Realm, awarded by the Monarch... he's NEVER believed change comes with challenging the old order.. he made his career on the old order, now he's joining Nigels Nazi Nonce brigade.

These people have the brain mass of a helium baloon. Just utter cock cheese, the lot of them.
 
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In news that will likely shock absolutely nobody, John Torode has been sacked from the flagship BBC cookery programme, Masterchef.

This comes less than 24 hours after 45 complaints against co-presenter Gregg Wallace were upheld after an inquiry into allegations of misconduct.
 

Article is behind the paywall but other places have quoted the funny bit

The move will be seen as an attempt to restore party discipline before MPs depart Westminster for the summer, after the prime minister was recently forced to U-turn on controversial welfare reforms by his own backbenchers. One party source said the MPs had been suspended for “persistent knobheadery”
If that is the threshold for suspension he won't be any MPs left :lol:
 
Meme candidates will pick up a lot of votes through this. I'm not sure how I feel about a voting age being lower than the age of general adult responsibility, which I still feel is 18 de facto (tried as an adult, interactions with the probation service, purchasing alcohol, become a professional soldier) even if there's no statue setting 'adulthood' in stone.
 

This might not work as intended. Farage is apparently very popular with the younglings, mostly the boys.
The Greens will be happy, probably Corbyn's loony lefties as well.
First impression was that this seems like Lab's version of mandatory voting ID i.e a measure that on paper was described as "making elections more fairer, open/inclusive and transparent"... with the most transparent element of it being a cynical attempt to remove some of Labour's support, only for it to backfire when the most turned away voters were of a conservative persuasion.

It does seem like they're relying on the old adage of young = more liberally minded and old = conservative when push comes to shove. That's certainly not something I'd lean on too heavily if their first year is any indication to how the rest of their term will go.
Who... who asked for this?
I faintly recall them confirming it was one of their "pledges", which my cynical self took to mean a half-hearted promise that they didn't really intend to keep. It was in their '24 manifesto too;

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It does seem like they're relying on the old adage of young = more liberally minded and old = conservative when push comes to shove. That's certainly not something I'd lean on too heavily if their first year is any indication to how the rest of their term will go.
Some relevant data - https://www.moreincommon.org.uk/our-work/voting-intention-trackers/

18 to 24 - Green 32%, Labour 24, LibDem 15, Reform 14, Cons 6
25 to 34 - Labour 41, Reform 21, Cons 15, Green 9, LibDem 7
35 to 44 - Labour 36, Reform 24, Cons 18, LibDem 8, Green 8
45 to 54 - Reform 25, Labour 23, Cons 17, LibDem 14, Green 12
55 to 64 - Reform 36, Cons 18, Lab 17, LibDem 12, Green 10
65 to 74 - Reform 34, Cons 22, Lab 19, LibDem 15, Green 5
75+ - Cons 33, Reform 29, LibDem 19, Lab 12, Green 4
 
16 year olds have enough responsibility to warrant deserving a vote. We may not agree with how they're going to vote, but if they're old enough to work, and start a family, they should vote, simple as that.
 
I faintly recall them confirming it was one of their "pledges", which my cynical self took to mean a half-hearted promise that they didn't really intend to keep. It was in their '24 manifesto too;
I don't really know who asked for it then either :lol:

16 year olds have enough responsibility to warrant deserving a vote. We may not agree with how they're going to vote, but if they're old enough to work, and start a family, they should vote, simple as that.
We do have a fundamental problem with what's defined as adulthood in the UK though. Currently we say that, absent edge cases that arrive at the point early or delayed (or not at all), an overwhelming majority of children's brains aren't sufficiently developed at age 17 to comprehend the consequences of and/or avoid developmentally injurious effects from alcohol, gambling, cigarettes, vapes, pipes, people saying **** more than once in a film, joining the armed forces/police/fire brigade without parental consent, sending a picture of your genitalia to someone no more than the same age as you, be questioned by the police without a parent/guardian, serving on a jury, becoming an MP or councillor, opening a personal bank account, owning an air weapon/crossbow or ammunition for same, operating a 7.5 ton truck, or owning fireworks.

But they are, apparently, sufficiently developed to comprehend the consequences of and/or avoid developmentally injurious effects of working or having children. Also voting, it seems.


I think we need a much, much wider conversation on what rights are recognised as held by individuals at what stages of their development in this country.
 
Some young adults are forced to grow up quickly by circumstances, and may well have 'lived in the adult world' sufficiently enough to realise how casting their vote in an election could impact their lives in the future. But for the vast majority 16 and 17 year olds, that level of resposibility doesn't match to a well-balanced working knowledge of how the world works. They're far more likely to be influenced by peer or parental pressure then form their own reasoning.

I was 20 when i first voted in a GE and in retrospect i feel i was unprepared for making that choice.
 
i feel i was unprepared for making that choice

There is currently no qualification of how prepared someone has to be to vote, irrespective of age. Whether or not that's right is a different issue, but it shouldn't really be used to exclude one group of people when it's the case for other groups of people too.
 
I don't really know who asked for it then either :lol:


We do have a fundamental problem with what's defined as adulthood in the UK though. Currently we say that, absent edge cases that arrive at the point early or delayed (or not at all), an overwhelming majority of children's brains aren't sufficiently developed at age 17 to comprehend the consequences of and/or avoid developmentally injurious effects from alcohol, gambling, cigarettes, vapes, pipes, people saying **** more than once in a film, joining the armed forces/police/fire brigade without parental consent, sending a picture of your genitalia to someone no more than the same age as you, be questioned by the police without a parent/guardian, serving on a jury, becoming an MP or councillor, opening a personal bank account, owning an air weapon/crossbow or ammunition for same, operating a 7.5 ton truck, or owning fireworks.

But they are, apparently, sufficiently developed to comprehend the consequences of and/or avoid developmentally injurious effects of working or having children. Also voting, it seems.


I think we need a much, much wider conversation on what rights are recognised as held by individuals at what stages of their development in this country.
You also can't take a driving test until your 17. Or leave education (of some form) until you are 18. And there are many more inconsistencies.
 
Here in wales

Voting at 16​

In Wales, you can register to vote at 14 years old. You will be kept on the electoral register until you are old enough to vote.

Registering at 14 means that you will be able to vote in the first election after you turn 16.

At 16 years old, you can vote in:

  • Welsh Parliament (the Senedd) elections, and
  • Local Government elections in Wales
 

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