British Millionaire Marries Dolphin

[X5.]

Would this relationship be regarded as a civil partnership under our current legislature

 

[amp88]

Obviously the children will be mermaids. Didn't you people go to school at all?

 

[X5.]

Not really, i was busy swimming, looking for new fish in the sea .

 

[ExigeEvan]

A relationship in water negates any need for forepaly

That's very, very weird.

 

[amp88]

Not really, i was busy swimming, looking for new fish in the sea .

You must have missed the lesson about dolpins not being fish too then

Just re-read the article and it appears the dolphin is female, so I think we can safely (and rather sadly, perhaps) say there will be no mermaids

 

[X5.]

Male Dolphin by the name off Cindy, rather original shall we say 👎

Cindy squeaked his vows at an Israeli resort Wednesday and Tendler, a rock concert promoter from London, fed him some mackerel in return.

So there could still be Mermaids

 

[Specialized]

You must have missed the lesson about dolpins not being fish too then

Just re-read the article and it appears the dolphin is female, so I think we can safely (and rather sadly, perhaps) say there will be no mermaids

What about a donor father? maybe they will buy some sperm from a local sperm bank or something? Or hire a guy to inseminate the dolphin?

 

[amp88]

Male Dolphin by the name off Cindy, rather original shall we say 👎

Cindy squeaked his vows at an Israeli resort Wednesday and Tendler, a rock concert promoter from London, fed him some mackerel in return.

So there could still be Mermaids

Ah, and the first line of the article is "Even with no wedding ring, she thought he was a good catch"

I didn't read the the first or second times. I sit corrected.

 

[X5.]

No worries

Found some more disturbing news

Apparently they spent their wedding night bowling 💡

 

[amp88]

No worries

Found some more disturbing news

Apparently they spent their wedding night bowling 💡

Any time you see a column heading of " 'I'm not a pervert' " you just know there's something seriously wrong in the story

 

[X5.]

That is very true, also appears that a kid at the ceremony did in fact ask his father what type of kids are they going to have!!

 

[ExigeEvan]

f I remember my marine biology class a dolphins "member" is more than a meter long (and prehencile). If the dolphin were to thrust even once, not only her uterus would be in danger, but so would her lungs. She would be litterally impaled.

Think shipoudim.

This is a comment from the site....

Reminds me of a certain video that made um... Painful viewing.

 

[X5.]

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f I remember my marine biology class a dolphins "member" is more than a meter long (and prehencile). If the dolphin were to thrust even once, not only her uterus would be in danger, but so would her lungs. She would be litterally impaled.

Think shipoudim.

ROFL

That's just hilarious. Guess that's why they went bowling instead, safer for both them!

 

[Famine]

This is wierd!

Are two females allowed to get married? Shouldn't it be one of those gay union things?

Apparently Ikea released some one-off lesbian self-assemble furniture, to commemorate the introduction of "Civil Partnerships".


There's no screwing involved - it's all tongue and groove.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Ba Boom tsssss.

That's a very good joke...

 

[X5.]

There's no screwing involved - it's all tongue and groove.

Pure Genius

Famine, you cease to amaze me!

 

[Danny]

This news is quite old actually.

I remember reading this about a month ago.

 

[Touring Mars]

Apparently Ikea released some one-off lesbian self-assemble furniture, to commemorate the introduction of "Civil Partnerships".

There's no screwing involved - it's all tongue and groove.

Those Swedes think of everything, don't they...

 

[ferrari_chris]

Apparently Ikea released some one-off lesbian self-assemble furniture, to commemorate the introduction of "Civil Partnerships".


There's no screwing involved - it's all tongue and groove.

One of your better ones there! 👍

 

[X5.]

This news is quite old actually.

I remember reading this about a month ago.

I wish my months were two weeks long!!

 

[kennythebomb]

These articles must be making quite a splash.

 

[Roo]

Yep. But something smells fishy...

Oh yeah, it's the groom.

Well, someone was bound to say that eventually.

 

[X-Othermic]

riiiight......

 

[Cosmic]

Umm....this is like...weird

 

[Omnis]

I told my mom about this and she thought it was a Miami Dolphin Football player. But, then I told her it was a flipper dolphin of the porpousey sea.


she did the classic, "WTF?" priceless.

 

[r0gu3]

Apparently she isn't the only one ....

link removed by moderator

I ran across this detailed site a couple years ago. :ugh:

 

[ferrari_chris]

Apparently she isn't the only one ....



I ran across this detailed site a couple years ago. :ugh:

Sick!

Sick I tells ya, SICK!

 

[Blake]

Apparently she isn't the only one ....



I ran across this detailed site a couple years ago. :ugh:

Oh that is so weird…

 

[r0gu3]

Browse the rest of the site, that family has some issues.

 

[Shannon]

Apparently she isn't the only one ....



I ran across this detailed site a couple years ago. :ugh:

W, T and quite a lot of F!